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Game Thread 18 Part II, Sponsored by bad defense and a lack of run support for our young pitchers



 

As you were.

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Fucking Jason Kendall

has revived his career against us

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 19, 2008 2:54 PM EDT   0 recs

Better than Bill Hall

who’s made his career against the Reds

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

True

I couldn’t believe that homer yesterday when i saw it on replay. Looked like Bronson was tossing batting practice.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 19, 2008 2:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i agree with tHom and Welsh

he needs to work off his fastball

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 2:56 PM EDT   0 recs

OK

this is too depressing to watch on gamecast. Enjoy, I’m outta here. I can’t believe they’re already 5 games out. Please somebody decide to work a count, please.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 19, 2008 2:57 PM EDT   0 recs

OK god, If you make the reds score 3 this inning

and get Cueto a chance at the win, i swear ill go running today.

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 19, 2008 2:59 PM EDT   0 recs

God said okay, but next time you see me, you better run.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

where you want this bill hall killin done?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ummmm.....

how about Highway 61

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Three innings, fuckers

Three runs. See what you can do, and I’ll see if I can start giving a fuck about this team again.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 19, 2008 2:59 PM EDT   0 recs

TAKE A FUCKING PITCH

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:00 PM EDT   0 recs

this is fucking ridiculous

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:01 PM EDT   0 recs

listen to tHom

just waiting around for the three-run homer

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:02 PM EDT   0 recs

Fiorentina v Palermo

has more offense than the Reds.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 19, 2008 3:03 PM EDT   0 recs

Hit streak intact

Do moral victories count in the standings?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 19, 2008 3:03 PM EDT   0 recs

holy crap

i cant believe they’re taking him out, they’ve got to be half retarded

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 19, 2008 3:03 PM EDT   0 recs

9 game hit streak for Edwin.

Anyone else think that pulling Suppan here is completely insane?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 19, 2008 3:04 PM EDT   0 recs

Shouse is pretty nasty against lefties

and the Reds have no right-hander who scares anyone.

not a crazy move.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

the good news

the last time this happened, dusty pinch hit castro for votto

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

BANG MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAA

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:06 PM EDT   0 recs

Votto!!

put some gravy on that tater eh

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 19, 2008 3:06 PM EDT   0 recs

VOTTO!

SHOUSE YOU FUCKING HOSER

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 19, 2008 3:06 PM EDT   0 recs

ned yost

youre fired

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 19, 2008 3:06 PM EDT   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHAHHJKDHJSKAHDSK

thats smaw baw for ya

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 19, 2008 3:06 PM EDT   0 recs

FUCK YES!!!!!

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:07 PM EDT   0 recs

and johnny quest is off the hook

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:07 PM EDT   0 recs

Holy shit

Cueto off the hook

by buckeye22fox on Apr 19, 2008 3:07 PM EDT   0 recs

joey votto

could make a pass at my 15 year old sister and i wouldnt care.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 19, 2008 3:07 PM EDT   1 recs

are we still bringing in lincoln?

i like him, but he scares me

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 19, 2008 3:07 PM EDT   0 recs

he scared the south as well

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Jesus Shuttleworth, that was a meatball over the plate

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:08 PM EDT   0 recs

rec'd

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 19, 2008 3:08 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

lol

maybe he’s getting surgery so that he car throw and play catcher again

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 19, 2008 3:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

im not, i recced

thats a funny comment there

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

yowza

glad I stuck around for that

off to do shit that I didn’t have to do but now I do even though I don’t want to but I will be glad I did at some point.

by Blue on Apr 19, 2008 3:08 PM EDT   0 recs

Tonight's the first night of Passover

Someone finally smeared some ram’s blood over the dugout so that Jeff Suppan would get the fuck outta here.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 19, 2008 3:10 PM EDT   0 recs

mahzel tov!!

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 19, 2008 3:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

im probably a minority

but i think it might have been a good idea to run Kueto out there to face braun. he has handled him with authority, and 99 pitches isnt much different from 104.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 19, 2008 3:10 PM EDT   0 recs

moot

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 19, 2008 3:11 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i thought we all made fun of YOUR mom?

did i miss something?

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 19, 2008 3:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no, his mom's still a cocksucker

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Bako thrown out!

Wow!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 19, 2008 3:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Not sure if any of us have noticed

but Braun is scuffling a bit.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:12 PM EDT   0 recs

not hyperbole

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:12 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

holy shit

that was unexpected

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:12 PM EDT   0 recs

what happened? gameday isnt very descriptive

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 19, 2008 3:13 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Wha' happen?

Arguing ballsenstrikes I’m assuming.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 19, 2008 3:13 PM EDT   0 recs

bako was jawing with the ump

over his shoulder, and blue threw his ass out. then lincoln struck out fielder on a nearly identical (but worse) pitch

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

bako's popularity rating

went from a 0 to a 1.3 with that

by buckeye22fox on Apr 19, 2008 3:13 PM EDT   1 recs

That pitch was AWESOME too.

Fielder laughed at the ball call.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 19, 2008 3:14 PM EDT   1 recs

And the same pitch gets him the backwards K.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 19, 2008 3:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

gameday has the strikeout pitch

further inside that the ball

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:14 PM EDT   0 recs

true

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:15 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Lincoln's kinda awesome

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:15 PM EDT   0 recs

the Pirates gave up on him

so I don’t think he is. Even tho Littlefield was a moron.

by buckeye22fox on Apr 19, 2008 3:16 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I know he was dead weight forever

but he’s a completely different pitcher now.

Bizarre

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i forsee

a few hanging breaking balls for HR’s off him, but overall i like him a lot for ‘08

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 19, 2008 3:18 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

He's locating better

than anyone I’ve seen out of the pen. And his movement is just superb.

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hair, as they like to say

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

in the billiards world

they call it “english”.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 19, 2008 3:20 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Chutney

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 19, 2008 3:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

In the English world, they call it "Hai-a"

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and the best part

is if he starts crapping out, we can just axe him no prob. its win-win baby!

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 19, 2008 3:19 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

nevermind

it was off the plate

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 19, 2008 3:17 PM EDT   0 recs

Lincoln attacks the racist Brewers with the North.

That was an awesome 8th inning.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 19, 2008 3:17 PM EDT   0 recs

once again

the strikeout pitch was nearly identical to the ball, but the K pitch was a bit further outside. a bumpy inning for hunter wendlestadt indeed

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 19, 2008 3:17 PM EDT   0 recs

I feel like the umpiring on the whole

has been suprisingly weak so far this year, and im not an ump hater

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 19, 2008 3:19 PM EDT   0 recs

A weatherman in Mobile, AL/ Pensacola, FL

goes by John Edd Thompson. Who the hell goes by two first names these days?

by buckeye22fox on Apr 19, 2008 3:20 PM EDT   0 recs