Game 16 Thread, Part III
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why does she have all that shit over her goodies?
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if you know this is a baseball site
We prefer our beer in see through bottles.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
Wow, Kowboy.
Who do you think we are?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
So then you know about keeping it positive?
patriarchy=not positive.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey tell your cousin to come post on our blog
We need a celebrity champion other than Ma$e
He's extremely quick and good.
not sure this blog is ready for him
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
frist
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey you guys
We tied it up. We need your support now more than ever in this time of high leverage.
He's extremely quick and good.
Can we root for both of you to lose?
No offense, but we’re like trying to catch both of you.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
memories, mammaries
are you just flipping through the dictionary?
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
If they were still on the Reds
that wouldn’t sound nearly as impressive.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
And all it took was a fluke bloop double by our best hitter
...who has now surpassed his father for most homerless games to start a season following a 50-homer campaign!
He's extremely quick and good.
Hello.
My name is Prince Fielder. For ease in kidnaping me with intent to feed, please contact me via e-mail.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
LOLCats are a bannable offense.
We need to put that in our terms of service. :)
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
are you sure
that wasn’t prince’s plan the whole time? he seems intent on surpassing all of his father’s accomplishments, to undermine him. this would just be one more to take away.
Volquez throwing a lot of pitches
This may be his last inning, no?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Possible
I’d like to see him make it through at least five.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunn had a little trouble on that one
luckily it didn’t get by him
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
For those watching on TV
is EV missing a lot or is he getting jobbed by the ump? Lots of the Gamecast pitches (for what they’re worth) look right down the middle.
Jobbed. Big time.
That last one was right on the corner, Cubs announcers even said so.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i would say he's really close
the ump is being a puckerface
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Voltron wont be able to stay long enough to get the win
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No way Edinson goes out for another one.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
yeah, his day's over
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
joey votto, thoroughbred
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
2 pitches, 2 outs
FTH is up with the top of the order??
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
Its possible
He comes back out I guess, he is on extra rest, but I wouldn’t expect it.
Meanwhile, we get two outs on two pitches.
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2 pitches, 2 outs
LOVE THE AGRESSIVE APPROACH, DUSTY.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
What exactly is a bandbox
Why can’t they use something more current
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
old school reference
and Wrigley Field is one, especially when the wind is not blowing in
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Anyone warming up for the Reds...
or are they running him back out there in the bottom of the 5th? That is A LOT of pitches through 4 innings—regardless of the strike zone.
Burton was last inning.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
qualifying for the win is the most important thing
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Why do I feel we will regret that decision?
Must be my pessimistic ways.
I kinda like it, as a challenge to the young guy
I would also put Burton in at the first sign of trouble. And whatever the case, this is his LAST inning.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
brendan speaks the truth
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a solid decision...
give him a chance to get the win
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions
I think the biggest factor is
5 guys covered 6 innings last night
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and against the heart of the order as well.
Well…not Theriot…but certainly Lee, Ramirez et al.
alright, battlekow
weeks is coming up, and he’s on my fantasy team. let’s hope for good things
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
He's on mine too
He’s going to pop up to second base. He always does.
He's extremely quick and good.
Hey I hooked up with a Dutch aupair last night
I just thought id give myself a pat on the back, i haven’t gotten to tell anyone yet
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
mmmm.. hollandaise sauce
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
hahaha
gross
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you punish her for having big boobs?
(Bonus points to anyone who gets this one.)
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
common voltron
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
BEAST!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
he's bona fide
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
i gotta go with lebowski
but o brother, fargo, barton fink, and no country are all good. and so is blood simple.
shit, they’re pretty much all good, i guess. but lebowski is my favorite.
Please allow me..
..to register my opinion:
Fantastic! (And by that I mean all three definitions, not just #3)
In some ways it is their most fantastic film.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 17, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
And if you like NCFOM...
..go back and check out Raising Arizona.
Leonard Smalls is Anton Chgur. He’s just twenty years earlier and all PG-13’d.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 17, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
and battlekow
we got a hit!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
VOLKKKKKKKSWAGEN!
Nice outing. 112 pitches.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
It's a lot of pitches, but not unmanageable
Just absolutely go to the pen next inning.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
In the house.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
that was really a pretty terrific 5 innings
even the walks were questionable calls by the ump. And when he missed, he missed just low and outside. Pretty awesome control. Loving this guy.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
i am really enjoying having some young starting pitcher
VDub and Johnny Quest. The best two young guys for the Reds since Wayne Simpson and Don Gullett>
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
one pitch one out?
that’s unusual
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
What's the folk's wagon era now?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
Gameday's got 1.17
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
whip?
yeah, i am lazy.
(and also grading notebooks)
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Dunno,
But I’d probably keep his whip and throw him the idol.
(I don’t know if that made sense. I meant that it’s good.)
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
everyday eddie
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
My hat is off to Voltron...
Nice job kid. Damn nice job.
Joey Votto is having a good day
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
This shit is Canada
C, A-N-A-D-A-EH!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
TED LILLY YOU HOSER!
JOEY VOTTO LIKES GRAVY ON HIS FRENCH FRIES EH
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Brilliant, thanks shortstop
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"right in votto's happy zone"
“Lilly just bends over…”
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
hooray another cub killer is born
"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen
Joey Votto 5 - Cubs 0
Home plate umpire – 1
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
BK summed it up nicely
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Too bad Votto can't hit lefties...
Don’t call me no steenkin’ platoon player….eh
If I'm calculating this correctly, he's 4-9 on the year as of right now.
.444 average.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
EV is hitting? Did I read that correctly?
You’re joking, right?
Marty and Rantley
are pretty sure Burton is coming in the 6th. Just didn’ want to waste a pinch hitter.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe because his last at-bat was one of the best against
Lilly this game…ha ha.
he batted
hes not necessarily coming back to pitch
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
brenley speculated
that dusty didnt want to waste the pinch hitter
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Dusty wouldn't...would he?
....and in Chicago no less…the scene of the “crimes against young pitchers”
where else on the bench do we have a 0-25 lifetime hitter
gotta play your best
"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen
burton
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Burton on to pitch.
Thank fucking goodness.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
burton in
"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen
I know I'm late to this
... but why not pinch hit Phillips last inning? You don’t plan to play him today. But one at bat where there’s really no pressure isn’t going to ruin his off day. I don’t understand that.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Saving him for the later innings, apparently.
We didn’t really have any kind of rally going. I don’t mind the non-move.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
in case kepp and freel do a hopper and freel i guess
"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen
It is a mental break
explained Marty. He was visibly down after the loss yesterday and was sitting alone in the clubhouose after the game. Dusty, being in tune with his players, is probably going leave him be til tomorrow.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm.. I guess that makes sense
But a no pressure AB couldn’t hurt things. whatever the case, it’s a non-issue because Votto is a stud.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
dick pole warming up
"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen
burton
"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen
he'll snap out of it
didnt he pitch kind of poorly at the begining of last year?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
Gotta like that Dusty isn't waiting for their role innings
And is using his (nominally) best pitchers in high leverage situations.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta wonder if Burton
Is gonna get sent down to. He ERA is pretty crooked.
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I think he's looked pretty good
He’s still striking out a lot of guys and has kept the walks down. I think they’ll keep him up.
Teflon Bob just signed on
Don’t act like a jerk, ‘k Bob? We’re all enjoying this game.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you guys have set a record
for most single-word posts of “Burton”
He's extremely quick and good.
email snohio...
he’ll hook you up
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
let's clog some bases
"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen
e 6
"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen
crolfer's in da house...
And we have 2 on no out…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
the cubs defense is awesome this inning!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions
get em on get em over
oops no one covers first. runners on 1st and second
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Joey Votto and Edinson Volquez are terrific.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Volvo and VW
our best imports
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
sweet
"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen
Whats the worst name combination you can make on the reds?
Im drawing a blank but theres got to be something horribly dirty
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions
Dick Pole.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah thats tough to beat
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Arnold...What a tool
Just think He used to let Roseanne sit on his face
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man... horrible
No Tonal Quality
Horrible demonstration of tempo understanding
Horrible Pitch (Double-meaning)
This guy wouldn’t make it in choir…
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
new threadies kids
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/17/411915/game-16-thread-part-iv
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
It is sorta frustrating
that we go off every 3rd day and can’t hit anything the other games.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Hasn't stopped you yet, you are pretty persistent.
(new thread btw)
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
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