Game 16 Thread, Part II
Bases loaded, we could use a double play...

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disregard the thing about the double play
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
another thread already?
you bitches is chatty
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 2:55 PM EDT reply actions
what the hell was that?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
that ball four call was bullshit
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
so was the ball 2 call
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions
this ump is a bitch
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions
He did, ball four was clearly a strike
The ump even started to call it, but held off.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
Ok, I'm watching on GameDay
Some of them may have been strikes, but they were all marked on the outside of the plate. It made it seem like Volquez was nibbling for the outside corner.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I would just like to formally register my complaint
Walking the pitcher with two outs and the bases loaded is not a good thing.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
yeah, half an inning after the announcers said
the umpire was “going to call a big dish”
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
They are in Chicago
Maybe they meant “deep dish”
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
like bucca de beppo?
mmmm now thats italian!
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
That's okay
the Reds are making Lilly work. He’s all the way up to 19 pitches now. That’s like 13 over the minimum.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
Camaan baby
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
Nice pitch, Edinson
Alright. Let’s get some runs.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
i mean, he didnt miss by much
despite what brenley said, this ump has a strike zone the size of a tin can
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
I'm out, fellas.
here’s the VW logo if someone else wants to post EV’s Ks.
http://www.autoblog.com/media/2006/04/volkswagen-logo.jpg
Beep beep.
Good God
Is that woman beautiful. Who is she?
by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 17, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
jeebus it's already 3?
i dont wanna go to work…
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Just go, and follow along on company time
Like your hero, Brendanukkah.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
2 pitches
one out
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
4 pitches, 2 outs
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Four pitches, two outs
I mean, Fucking Christ!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
he already did
hes done for the day
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
4 pitches
2 outs
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
Dusty needs to go all Jim Leyland
On these guys. The need an ass-lighting.
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle
if we sign mike piazza,
maybe it’ll happen without dusty.
ooooohhhhhh im baaaaaaad.
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
He won't
He’s a “dudes what’s up” kinda guy. I’ve heard that he pretty much makes the players be the leaders which we have none on this team.
Something I think this team has been missing for a long time.
Last one I really remember
Was Greg Vaughn.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you norris
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Don't mention it.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
i need a nap
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
I don't know what kind of drugs the doc has you on
but this is Ryan Freel and this is the 2008 Reds.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
freel is GAWESOME
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Your options for leadoff guy
1) Corey Patterson
2) Ryan Freel
3) Norris Hopper
Herschel Walker ain’t the only one that can play Russian roulette.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
i think patterson is hands down the man
hes been good so far but going through a little slump, i think he’ll snap out of it
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
i think you have things backwards
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
The problem with Patterson
is that if he’s not hitting, he’s not helping offensively. He’s 1 for his last 18 and during that stretch he has a .143 OBP.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
The baseball season is too long....
.. to suck this much in the first month.
The idea of adopting the Royals as a sister team was cute, but they are going to suck this year too. We need to adopt an official Red Reporter American League Frontrunner so we have at least one team be in the pennant race.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Nah Go With The Red Sox
That way we can refer to them as “us” and how “we” are such a great team.
"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."
You can do what I do
And follow Josh Hamilton from afar.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
How is Hobbs doing?
I haven’t had a chance to look closely?
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
improper use of punctuation.
that last part was a statement not question.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 17, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
G AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB BB SO SB CS OBP SLG AVG
15 61 8 19 5 1 3 15 35 8 7 0 0 .389 .574 .311
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
15 home runs?
I knew we never shoulda traded that guy
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I say let's pick three teams.
Royals, Rangers, Rays. One in each division. The Royals for the same reasons as why we adopted them, the Rangers for Hobbs, and the Rays for all of their awesome young talent. Plus, it’s more fun to root for underdogs anyways, right?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Makes sense.
Although I load the Red Sox.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
No
Because underdogs always lose… except in stupid sports’ movies. I’m sick of losing. I want a fat, slovenly, flatulence-laden, geek-stomping, arrogant-as-all-hell front runner that I know today is making the playoffs. I’m thinking Yankees/RedSox/Indians/Angels kind of team. I’m probably leaning Yankees because the Angels are the least guilty of all those things on my list. The Indians…. are from Cleveland. And, living here in Connecticut now, I’ve come to realize that RedSox fans are actually EVEN WORSE than Yankee fans!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Injuns aren't doing so hot, so far
C.C. is talking dirty to them.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
i get that one!
it’s a poison reference…right?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm sticking with the Royals
Banny and Greinke are getting it done!
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
Nobody wanted Freel last year?
Why didn’t we unload him? Our outfielders are doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing. Jay Bruce! We need you!
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
so do u guys think fogg makes his next start?

if not whom?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
i expect you to post that pic in the next thread as well
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good DP
"Never drink a beer from a Brewer with a gay picnic area."
yeah, nothing like watching a good dp...
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
that's why when Ross comes back
LLM needs to go. If you aren’t going to get offense from the catcher, at least get some defense.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
so who was that bobby guy last night
i was reading over the thread and was laughing pretty hard
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
As I posted at the end of the game thread from last night...
We need to either re-think our advertising to the outside world strategy or at least re-think are “will not kidnap and kill you” strategy.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
And I need to re-think
before I ever try to type “are” and “our”
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
thats our charm
They like the dangerous blogs. We might kidnap you, we might not.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 17, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
why does Lohse think he is good now
Did he get some self help literature or start watching Stuart Smalley?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 17, 2008 3:18 PM EDT reply actions
Your team is a machine
I’m writing of the weeks I’m up against you. Of course, I suck, so I should probably write off the season,
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Hey you guys

Can you win please? We’re having some trouble on our end.
He's extremely quick and good.
almost...
is that a series of pics?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Now see
This guy I like. He comes in wielding pictures of nubile women and beer.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
He's a Brew Crew Baller
He knows that Ted Lily and Kyle Lohse have been passing around a bottle of Cy Young Drank.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I think its cute, he just wants some attention
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
kepp is a hitter
damn son. save some of that sauce for later.
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
Grumble... Encarnacion... Grumble
Just getting it out of the way early.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
I think they realized
... at this rate, they’d get to the airport saay too early and would just have to sit around the terminal. Its about timing on get-away day.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
unclog em baby
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eh?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
In Canada, they call a grand slam a moosejaw
C’mon Joey!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 17, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
in canada
joey votto is the prime minister!!!
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Volquez is gonna need
a couple quick innings hes at 70 pitches thru 3
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WOAH!
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
if the reds do get piazza
would he catch? (i hope not)
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
First lead in what, 3 games?
Way to clutch up, our new everyday 1st baseman!!!
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
So... what... EdE can't score there?
What unclutch baserunning.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
So... what...
um…... its his fault I can’t read.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Ed E equals unclutch....in the dictionary
by LactatingBoobies on Apr 17, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions
it's about klingons
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
question
what’s the best kind of bear?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
well, there are basically two schools of thought...
Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 17, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
False. Black bear.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 17, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Is anyone elses thread getting slow
or is that just the porn
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 17, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
Good at bat Volquez
No matter how it ends
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
i'd like to tap that!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 17, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
asshats slow down threads
here’s a fresh one
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/17/411895/game-16-thread-part-iii
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Theodore Roosevelt Lilly
In DC, Teddy never wins the President’s race. Let’s hope Teddy can’t win in Chicago either.
Probably would help if you stop insulting people all over the place
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
dont post for two months, then come back and ask nicely
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
I only insulted people who insulted me first...
I never cursed…you may not like my tone…but I never called anyone a curse word like they did me. I did call people nerds but is that really as bad as asshat?
by LactatingBoobies on Apr 17, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
go away for two months
if you still want to post by then, then come back and ask nicely
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

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