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Game 15 Thread: Part 2

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Lincoln is warming in the garage

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

first

whos warming?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh shit! somebody needs to save that baby!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh Fogg is the brick on that baby's basket

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

the offense is the brick

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by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

as i said just a moment ago in the now-expired thread...

That baby will not be pining, it will be passed on. This baby will be no more. It will have ceased to be. it will have expired and gone to meet its maker. This will be a late baby. It will be a stiff. Bereft of life, it will rest in peace. it will be pushing up the daisies. It’s almost rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-baby to be.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats awesome fogg

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fogg is remarkably hittable

I could probably hit it to the outfield off of him.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's cute...but i don't know about hittable

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norris Hopper could get a freaking home run off of him...

(Outside the park even)

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cubs fans booing

Is that for Dusty or that he’s taking Fogg out?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just so you all remember

volquez could have gone today and arroyo tomorrow

by Blue on Apr 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

forgot about that!

hopefully though, this game will help get rid of Fogg faster.

by Brian B on Apr 16, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time for another over/under... Cubs score over/under 20 runs?

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

phantom DL'ing of fogg

so belisle can join the team?

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we should just cut off his arms...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or feed him to Big Papi...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or Javy.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

records

Does anyone know the record for the worst Reds lost?

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by redandblue on Apr 16, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They've lost by 19 twice

9/23/1901 they lost 25-6 to Brooklyn at home
4/27/1912 They lost 23-4 at Pittsburgh

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shake it up

bring up belisle, cabrera, and bray, at least….maybe even hairston, which shows how desperate I really am.

by nighthawk32 on Apr 16, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Attack them with the north, Mike!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's got nice curves?

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just got out of class

im just gonna assume everything sucks and Josh Fogg is the reason for poverty in America as well as high gas prices. Anything good happen today?

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 16, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pope's birthday

make a wish

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red Sox and Yankees game has to be decided in a jousting tournament

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw the Pope today actually

He was cruising around in his Popemobile. He waved. True story.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 16, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

'sup brendan?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not much

I was watching Empire Records, and now I’m here. I think I made the right choice to avoid the first part of this game.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 16, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool

just checking in on ya

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did he make eye contact with you?

Because that can only be a good thing to have on your record?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh Fogg also is responsible for sending Austin Kearns and Felipe Lopez to Washington for Majewski...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And global warming

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and superaids...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Optimism

When the Reds are in the playoffs, we’re going to remember the Reds comeback win tonight as the beginning of a very special season. Right?

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by redandblue on Apr 16, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Optimism

I tried it yesterday, didn’t work for shit

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ps:

and I’m getting tired of Javier Valentin. He is a below average catcher and I think his hitting is overrated because he has hit a couple of key PH homers.

by nighthawk32 on Apr 16, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think he's an okay platoon partner

if youve got a decent righty to compliment him

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 16, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Piazzza is not that compliment...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no he really isnt

he doesnt hit. Welsh will tell you otherwise, but he really cant. not even for a catcher. and he cant catch. so no. you can compliment garbage all you want, but at the end of the day it still stinks.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zambrano

Where would Zambrano bat in the Reds lineup? I’m thinking 5th.

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by redandblue on Apr 16, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah, 4th

To split up the lefties.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

... He is a lefty...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(switchy actually)

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

s0 n3v3r m1nd

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then nevermind.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. Ha.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To those listening on the radio

is Marty to that point he gets to sometimes when he actively roots against the team so he can get back to the hotel faster?

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ow stop hitting me

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone see Sean Casey giving himself the "Safe" sign? That was awesome

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i dont see why we didnt go with affeldt here

hes good at least for a couple of innings, he was trying to become a starter i think we should throw him in and see how he does

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he pitched last night

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how long can lincoln go?

i think baker may be over using him

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

you’ll probably get to see Affeldt tonight

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Freel might get to pitch tonight too...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

re: Freel pitching

Freel only pitches when Farney does the catching.

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by redandblue on Apr 16, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the man's arm is bionic

he’ll be just fine

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like a question for Mrs. Lincoln.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't matter

We need to call up the Magic Man so we can get through this w/o ruining the staff for tomorrow.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tHom D-Backs reference

Drink.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pitch around lee

now we are learning

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay

Done working in the yard, and I come in to see this shit? Seriously?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Did he really get all nine? That’s impressive as shit if he did.

Side note: I was in a suite at the game where the Dodgers scored 10 runs in the first versus Paul Wilson. I was buzzed by the time the Reds batted.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is almost getting to the level of the UK Vandy game earlier this year

when I had to get up especially early and had plans but then started taking bottle shots out of a fifth of jim beam.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 16, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna watch the Hornets-Mavs game

I wanna see if NO is for real. Paul is for real obviously, but what about the rest of them I say?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

David West is for real.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

I’ve touched him. He exists. Unless there is an evil genius that is deceiving me.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

guilty...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in disbelief

I just saw Bonzi Wells make a “hustle play”.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw just to let you guys know

all you can eat seats are deff. worth it, the seats are good and a hot dog every inning with all you can drink coke and peanuts are deff worth 30$

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Passed ball by Javy, Cubs fans get free wings

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wild pitch, right?

That bounced up there.

by Brian B on Apr 16, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I guess it would be

I wasn’t sure which one it was. Javy should have had it though, it hit him in the chest, it looked like.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PB #2?

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wasn't it Dave WIlliams?

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was that forgettable

He only got about 3 starts before we sent his ass packing if I remember correctly

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 16, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doug Williams?

Isn’t he the head coach at Grambling?

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by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring back Chris Mickalalacka

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PH for Bruce in Louisville.

this night just keeps getting better.

by Blue on Apr 16, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

they pulled him because he just got called up.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...to pitch

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...you got me

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So wait...

why did they REALLY take him out?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry about the game everyone. this should lift your spirits:

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

she looks bored...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is she watching the game?

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's not my spirits

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by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ass to Ass!

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you had told me a Jennifer Connelly sex scene would be one of the unsexiest things I'd ever see

I would have called you a liar.

I proposed then, and I stand by it, that they should just replace the D.A.R.E. program by showing little kids Requiem for a Dream.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 16, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jennifer Connelly?

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, i think you mean

Jennifer Connelly!!!!!!!!!!

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn was up, so it was like 3...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunn's gonna have the first sub .200 BA and over .400 OBP

in MLB history

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

affeldt warming

thank you!

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

that ought to fix it.

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by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey

i see the sliver lining in the thunderstorm that are the reds

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

subject-verb agreement

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

commo se llamma?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

llama say...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EdE is 2 for 2 tonight

stat padder.

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by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

starting the rally

with a “hot smash through the hole” thats just dirty

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 16, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i still want to know

why was fogg smiling after that homerun? is there something funny about throwing a pitch down the middle?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he likes gophers?

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy

But if I kill all the golfers, they’ll lock me up and throw away the key.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 16, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've had about all I can take of this.

good night everyone, though I won’t be able to sleep.

by Blue on Apr 16, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We need to come up with something to do

besides bitch about the game. otherwise I’ll be suicidal by the end of this. More Connelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ask and ye shall receive

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Scrabbles

We are now very good friends.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pleased to meet'cha

this is my girlfriend, Jenny.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah she's got too much class

to date one of us poor red’s fans

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you calling me a liar?

we are NOT friends anymore.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fogg versus Cubs

Rob Butcher (courtesy of Marty) found out that this is the third time that Fogg has given up 9 runs to the Cubs. Why did no one bother to tell Mr. Baker this information?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Apr 16, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was..

dirty

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fth?

10-1 Cubs? Ugh.

by Gray on Apr 16, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 ks for affeldt

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another D-Backs reference.

Drink.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

affeldt ks the side

give that man a spot in the rotation

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you know not what you ask for

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably not

but hes looking nasty now, plus if he makes the rotation i will buy that jersey

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You hear that Wayne

That’s a $100 move for you.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

That’s what we signed him for. HIs ex-Rockie cohort better get on the train down to L-ville

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit.

affeldt is going to the rotation and fogg will go the ‘pen. dusty says its already done.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RALLY CAPS?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

... I give up...

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did i miss something

no one on and 2 outs?

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

make that 3 outs

anyone that stays the rest of the game is sadistic

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

chad moller up for the yankees

wow just wow

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he just walked

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kids, you are on your own for the rest of night

You can have your friends over if you want, but try not to get food all over the couch like last week. And I want this place cleaned up when I get up in the morning.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can we stay up all night?

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FOOD FIGHT!!!

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im going on strike

every inning the reds go without scoring, i will post a picture of a hot chick. i’ll be like the ghandi of the interwebs.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no, I'm prety sure it is.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-Jennifer Hart, Arlington

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's to no more runs

the rest of the night then

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

fantasy trade proposal fromSlyde’s keeper league. Harang for Sabathia?

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

keep harang

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your retarded

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah...if i'm so retarded then why am i not the one that wrote "your retarded" when it obviously should have been "you're retarded"

So I ask the question…

my retarded what?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that shirt is retarded

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do they keep pitching FOGG???????

When we signed Dusty I was hopeful but had my reservations. When we were down 1-0 to the Pirates, we had Ryan Freel on first with no outs. Instead of bunting him over or trying to steal, Dusty let the hitters hit and what happened…..double play. Right then and there I knew that he doesn’t necessarily manage the game. When up against a left hander, which we hit terribly last year, Dusty bats four left handers. Is he serious? Why would you leave Josh Fogg in after he gives up four in the first, why…because you gave up Dusty….and he will say that he can’t go to the pen that early….what about Affedlt?...there are long relievers that could have left it at four and then we have a chance. If we don’t try to win every game like it is the last one we will play then there will be no sense of urgency. In closing, we are no better this year than the last and the playoffs don’t just knock on your door if you wish. This team has to play like Pete Rose played the game….balls to the wall. I am sick after tonights performance.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cool down Bobbo

1. bunting is usually a bad idea. in almost every situation.
2. when we faced Gorzelanny in Pittsburgh, Dusty had every righty on this team in the lineup. and they scored 1.
3. pulling Fogg after the first would probably have been a bad idea. affeldt pitched yesterday and cant be counted on for more than 2 innings today. other than him, there arent too many guys out there that can give an extended relief appearence.

im no Dusty fan by any stretch, but if you want to pick on something he’s doing wrong then start with patterson and go from there.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

affeldt

4ks over 5 batters

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

affeldt

5ks over 6 batters

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by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...wow...

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by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is affeldt your cousin or something?

Yes those are really good numbers and all, but in the right circumstances fogg could do the same thing in such a small sample size. He is still relatively young being 27, but he hasn’t shown great numbers in the past several years that he’s been up

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 16, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just like him because of his character and that we share

the same religious beliefs so, yes i am biased. But i think hes a good role model and i cheer for people like him to succeed

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Professional athletes as role models. Reminds me of when I was a kid.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a storm a-brewin'

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A'ight kids

My girlfriend just showed up by driving 2 hours to surprise me. Enjoy the horror that is this game.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 16, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

enjoy the evening

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is bunting a bad idea?

With no outs and a speedster on first a sac bunt is a basic run scoring tactic. Please learn baseball before you tell me that bunting is a bad idea. Bunting for a hit almost never works, but moving runners over is how good teams win games. Also with less than two outs you need the runner on second to avoid the double play….cmon dude seriously learn about baseball and then start blogging.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

too bad slyde is gone

he’d drink your milkshake

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i may call him and tell him about what you just said.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd do it...

We need some action…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too bad i don't have geki's number

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh-oh... somebody is about to get pwnt...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont know much about sabermetrics

but i know statisically more runs are scored with a man on first and no outs than a man on 2nd with one out. This increases with a man on first and one out. There is always the worry of the double play, but still its probably still better to just swing

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh boy...

giving the opposing team outs is usually the least effective way of winning ball games. the sac bunt is not a “basic run scoring tactic”, its a big fucking waste of an out that very rarely puts the offensive team in a better position to score runs. i can tell you are a newbie here, this being your first post and all, so i’ll give you some friendly advice: dont bring your little league bullshit around here calling people out like you know what’s what. earn a little respect from your peers before you put your short dick on the table.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scrabble'd

Short and to the point, well done.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Moving runners over is a fundamental premise of low scoring games.

A sac bunt puts a runner on a base ahead of the base he was at. Obviously you are slow so here is the example. A sac bunt moves a runner on first to second. If that is not in a better position to score then I give up. If a runner is on second is that better than first base? I have to go do some research, but I think it may just be better. An extra base hit scores a run, a hit and run that is successful scores a run so there. Now take you sorry non baseball knowing ass and go learn the game instead just cussing. No wonder you know so much about little league….they probably didn’t even let you play.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously...

is this an alter?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's gotta be an easier way, right?

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay... I take back those comments about no problem...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You realize you have only a limited number of outs per game right?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(and per inning for that matter)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

low scoring game?

Welcome John Titor. This is 2008, not 1991.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Patterson is awesome

yeah if you love a .230 avg and a .280 obp and we are getting ready to sign some good old dead weight in Piazza. Get ready for your new general manager Walt Jocketty…..yeah!!!!!!!!!

if the runner is on second there are no outs…what are you taking about ? If he gets thrown out then there are no runners and one out. Please think before posting.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

was that a reply to someone?

because there is…you know…a reply button.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude... Slyde's going to eat your luch... and dinner, etc.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm disappointed

Just about every person that reads this site should know this argument. So why isn’t anybody earning their stripes? Well, besides Scrabbles and Sellout (or whatever the short version of his name is).

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

very vell...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look, it's not so much what you are saying as how you are saying it that is pissing me off right now

so chill out. Don’t bother with the insults. It’s pretty much not cool to show up new to a blog and start telling people they don’t know anything.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

things are about to get interesting... me likey... :D

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw you

You’re just some nerd in his mom’s basement. You probably like computers and VHS. All passing fads, I say.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Basically...

You get 27 outs in a 9 inning game right? Why would you simply give up an out simply to advance a runner one base? Remember, it takes 4 bases to score, and a sac bunt gives you only one of these bases as well as an out. Bunting with the pitcher is one thing, but when a batter actually has a legitimate chance of getting a hit, why would you jeopardize the chance for scoring multiple runs and having multiple runners for an out and 90 feet.

(It sounded good in my head)...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

runners in scoring position

a runner on second is always going to be better than a runner on first

the sky is blue and not green

Baseball is about runs, not the potential for runs.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yet neither case is a run.

and the potential for runs is better with a runner on first and no outs than it is with a runner on 2nd and one out.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(You get 3 outs per inning) Just in case Bobby didn't know...

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by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

doh

If you have a runner on first in a low scoring game with 6 outs left(reds v pirates) and you have been unsuccessful in knocking in runs then you have to manufacture them. You either try to steal and risk the out , hit and run and risk the double play, or you bunt the runner over. If it is early in the game then you are right you do not bunt anyone over because you have chances left. Usually in the ninth you face the reliever and always have a reduced chance of scoring.(unless you faced 07 reds). So you take that risk in the eighth and you sacrafice so that an extra base hit scores a run with a speedy guy on. A double with a man on first will not score runs most of the time. This way, you may fail and lose the game, but if you try to win then the fans see that, the team sees that, and it rubs off on guys.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what you're saying..

is that sac bunting might not work… but at least it looks good?

Oooookay…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah...

and it’ll make the announcers like you…

so there’s something i guess

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(If you don't sac bunt... you're not clutch)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if you're not sac bunting, hit and run, or stealing

you’re not trying to win?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I call bullshit

I’m rarely the one to get lively here, but you’re full of shit and you know it.

“A double with a man on first will not score runs most of the time.”

You and I both know that’s a damned lie. Any decent baserunner that’s not a slow sonofabitch (Hatte/Javy/Junior) scores from first on a double to the wall.

And I agree with Slyde that you should probably at least introduce yourself before telling everyone here how dumb they are.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and furthermore...

that’s racist

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

things

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

disregard that... (noticed reploy button)

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

reply...

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by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Sensative

We are all Reds fans and should know that that is what counts. We win together and we lose together. We should be able to give a little ribbing to someone without everyone in sensative land jumping on board. You can say what you want about me, call me names, whatever . I will still have a beer at a Reds game with you and laugh about our silly posts so calm down dude. When someone makes a mistake about the fundamentals of baseball, it is ok to point that out.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

welcome, and i hope you like it here.

this is a fairly common argument around here though

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thing is

we don’t know you. So if it’s a little ribbing, how are we supposed to know that? Your second comment ever on the site contained the phrase “cmon dude seriously learn about baseball and then start blogging.” That’s supposed to be joking? Sounds pretty insulting to me. Most people try to ease their way into a new site and get a feel for what’s acceptable and what’s not. That’s why you got the reaction that you got.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Words can never hurt me) well... almost never...

Hangman being the exception

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well nite guys

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 16, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

c ya

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by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Valentin got called out on strikes...

Wow…

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by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i'll get to Bobby in a moment

but now its time to celebrate! the Reds scored!

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's like she's taking a picture of my soul

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nuh uh

shes taking a picture of MY soul!

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha! My camera is better than that... me gusta bugs...

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vanessa cardui

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by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow... Zambrano doubled off us...

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by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright Bobby

it ends here. you arent going to listen to what i have to say about the logistics of baseball and the pros/cons of bunting, so its over. the blogosphere is a community just like any other out in the real world. you just walked over to my table where my friends and i were watching the game and basically called me an idiot without even introducing yourself. your lack of knowledge of baseball aside, you are and inconsiderate son of a bitch and i want no part of you. i think most of the folks ‘round here agree, so why dont you just mosey on over to the next tavern, alright?

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know you were an All-Star in little league but.....

What have you said that shows you even know what a baseball is. You are mad because somebody who actually knows a thing or two told you that your an idiot. The truth hurts. Do you still have the picture of your little league team? I would like an autographed copy.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cumb

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've yet to prove that you actually know a thing or two.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that it.....

Take a stand….post something instead of your one liners.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

most of your stuff is just multi-line one liners...

eh…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright

everybody cool your jets. Bobby, we pride ourselves on not being a site that just tosses insults around at each other. Suddenly you show up and things start changing. I think it’d be super if everyone just cut the shit out.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...darn... The game is soooo boring... :P

okay, I’m done.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gladly.

If you would have actually read some of the great content on this site before you posted, you’d have seen this page, part of the Sabermetric Overview Series that Red Menace posted. The first thing at the top of this page is called the Run Expectancy Matrix. This shows, in a nutshell, that with a runner on 1st and no outs, an average of .9259 runs are scored in the inning. Compare this to the .7104 runs scored with a runner on second and one out, which would be the result of the sacrifice bunt. That’s a dramatic drop-off. I’ll let you read the rest of RM’s post, because he says it better than I do, but you get the idea.

As for everyone being “sensative” (sic), all that’s happening is that people are just pointing out that you’ve made a mistake about the fundamentals of baseball, and as you say, that’s okay.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you a pizza delivery boy?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All wrong there Charlie

really …..seriously….”it ends here” Wow, the way you speak so knowledgable makes me want to subscribe to your fan club. Forget Peter Gammons…Charlie Scrabbles is my hero. I can’t wait till we talk more. Keep in touch, and even if you don’t I will. Go start reading, baseball is a complicated game.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

last word

why you have no brain?

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Legitimate question

What was the last thing you read about baseball? There’s a substantial amount of literature being produced about the game that flies directly in the face of the things you are saying.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 16, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GREEDY STAT PADDING RALLY KILLER

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

adam dunn hit the road

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

balls are all over the field

Stupid Cubs fans

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

chris is tired of it...

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 16, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOM

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Stay classy, Cubs fans.

Delay of game because they threw like 10 balls onto the field. And it wasn’t even Dunn’s.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 16, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just another worthless HR for the big man

He really needs to stop being such a clubhouse cancer. Also cubs fans are the biggest douches in the universe

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 16, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did you say douches?

or totally cool guys? cuz i think you meant the latter.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my mistake

totally cool guys with their blades up and visors with spiked hair

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 16, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude bra...you gonna tan later?

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PREP... cough...

That guy like sac bunts…

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the library

you should check it out. they have like everything.

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 16, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed you Charlie

while you’re there….read up on this game that we call BASEBALL.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooooohhh... good one.

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Apr 16, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunner is going to be ok

He cut his hair and it jinxed him for a minute but have faith. I mean he has over .400 obp and the average will creep up.

by Bobby the Butcher on Apr 16, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I've caught up with the thread

I like the guy with the people skills. I may or may not know about baseball, but I got waved at by an ex-Nazi today, and he was more likeable.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 16, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Slyde, can I ask a favor?

My computer is shitty and would appreciate a new thread (and a new Connelly picture to christen it, Scrabbles).

kthxbai

by Brendanukkah on Apr 16, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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