Game 14 Thread: Part II
Reds trail 5-3 in the top of the 6th.
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the bats won
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
bruce was 1 for 4
hairston had a 3-run jack, and i sat behind home plate (first row!) with jesse and my first friend nick as nick heckled the tide and nearly got kicked out of the game. great fun. also, krivsky was there again.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
*new friend nick
i also had four 4.50 beers
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
FVA predicted it and sit it has happened
Dunn walks a third time.
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Dunn's walkin
oh yes indeed
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
crap
two first pitch swingers after a walk….WHY DO THEY HATE ME?
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Hatte doesnt hate you
I’ll stop right there.
by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 15, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
i get the impression you don't like young players
Marty?
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not when they're worse than the players they're replacing
for this season. let they develop in AAA.
by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 15, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever you say
It is nice to see votto developing as a smart hacker
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 15, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions
Just caught up on the thread..
and no one made the point that if the Reds lose on a night we are starting Adam Harang, and we are facing Dempster, we should officially give up on the season!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
tHom has
but don’t panic. but you should. but don’t.
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tHom is wise...
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hold the line, 'than
Love isn’t always on time.
Season’s not over.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Stop!
In the name of love! This is not Yacht Rock night.
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Every night is Yacht Rock night!
I got a life vest for you. It’s called the ‘80’s! And they’re gonna be around forever!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe next week we can pick a musical theme that isn't from the 60's?
I didn’t understand any of the Beatles references and I don’t understand any of these.
‘sup Brendan?
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe you should expand your musical library to more than 2 artists.
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I like about ten...
And why should I change? the other music is the one that sucks.
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You'll hate this when Yacht Rock night comes around, but...
They’re not people, James Ingram. They’re Jimmy Buffett fans.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
what's yacht rock?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
that looks really cool…
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
but
i’m watching the reds game
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Jimmy Buffett didnt have any songs from the 60s?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Very few.
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Not much man.
I’m not the biggest fan of the Beatles or Motown. By which I mean it’s hard for me to just whip off quotes and references from them.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just out of class
And Gamecast is predictably stuck. Where’s Dempster’s pitch count? Is he tired looking enough we could mount a comeback this next inning he’ll (probably) be in?
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
He looks like CY Young against us.
but yes, his pitch count is reasonably high
by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 15, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Cy Young does have the most losses ever
if that’s what you mean.
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Dempster's at 97
He could be back, but he might just as easily come out.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeesh I just saw the 4 hits.
maybe we need a change of pitchers to get it started, Damn you Ryan Dempster, for only sucking ass with the Reds
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
he looks terrible.
he cant locate his pitches at all… we just cant hit. how predictable…
by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 15, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
well for how bad this start is
his overall stats for his first 4 starts is about what one would expect out of him. It seems that pitchers like harang are up and down a lot too.
In honor of the Pope's arrival in America, let's score a bunch of runs.
Popes like runs, don’t they?
Good lord
It’s not like Harang has never given up 5 runs in a game before. The drama tonight is THICK.
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ya and as far as his velocity goes
I seem to remember his velocity being pretty variale from stbart to start for the last few years.
by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 15, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
that was picky for your first post of the evening.
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
you gotta appreciate a b that just works itself into a word
rules mean nothing to him. He’s b who he’s gotta b.
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tHom talks funny.
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
thats because hes an aristocrat
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yo check this joke out
Aristocat
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Apr 15, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
A family walks into a talent agent's office
Marty, Thom, their wives, and their dog…
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
i don't get it
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
It's really in the build up
and the delivery.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
lock up your wife and baby
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZUILIfuzKzU&;feature=related
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Kyle doesn't get it either
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i like the bunt there
they make things happen
by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 15, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
that were a fine play
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
I know that it's basically every night, but
Caddyshack night?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
we may do a movie night
we’ll announce it ahead of time so those losers who haven’t seen it can see it.
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seriously, the Reds miss a golden opportunity
and then FSN punishes US with a JTM commercial? Dicks.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
YEs!!!
Shortsop is here!
In honor of JTM’s rich history of quality commercials…
More..More…More!
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
you did not just post that in response to me, did you?
I am a Division Manager!! That is very important!! That is very important!! You don’t talk to me like that!! People are scared of me!! I drive a Dodge Stratus!
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I drive a dodge stratus...
That line makes that whole sketch because of its ridiculousness.
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's a question
What the hell ever happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar? Evidently she was not powerful enough to overcome Freddie Prinze Jr.’s black hole of suck.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
She's ugly, annoying, and talentless...
It just took the rest of the world a while to catch on…
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Subpoint
Perhaps the cruelest thing I’ve ever heard said was, “Couldn’t Freddie Prinze, Jr. have just a little more in common with his dad?”
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I can do 100 sit ups in 20 mins!!!
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Mr. Slyde...
Could you please tell me what your signature is from?
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
Office Space
Michael Bolton says it about Michael Bolton.
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I totally remember that now.
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
there was nothing wrong with the name
until I turned 12 and that no talent ass clown started winning grammys
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we need to have a movie week
a different movie each night. Suggestions?
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Beaches...
gotta go with beaches
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Did I say beaches???
errr…i meant whatever movie has naked chicks with guns!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome :-)
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Mannequin?
Cocoon? Mask? Flesh Gordon Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders?
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
so many good choice
caddyshack, major league, office space, super troopers, beerfest, superbad
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
This jobs isn’t really how y’know shows like CSI make it out to be. I mean when I first joined the force, I assumed there was semen on everything! And there was some sort of semen database that had every bad guy’s semen in it. There isn’t! That doesn’t exist! It’d be nice. Like that crime scene to today. If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we would have a real good shot at catching him! But no.. just a punch in the face, no semen. Story of my life…
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
with letters on it?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
why in the name of Jim Day do I owe you a hat!?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Because the bill
of my nearly brand new one got ripped loose by your meaty paws!
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
i remember that!
witness!
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
if you would have let go of my shoe, I would have let
go of your hat … Fine, I’ll get you a damn hat.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
Think you can find one of the paint drip hats?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you fucking dare
That said, if that’s what it has to be fine. I’ll wear it for nine innings. Backward and crooked.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
Do you really
Think I would have thrown your shoe on the field or wherever I was threatening? :)
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
i think you would have...
you’re crazy
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Good
As long as everyone’s on the same page when it comes to my dumbassery. :)
Funny story, I caught a shirt from the Pepsi crew a couple years ago on opening day and briefly considered throwing it back toward the field before coming to my senses. It would have been funny, but not worth getting kicked out.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
D
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
this was the strangest comment of the night
D?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Try Cialis
but watch out for embarrassing situations that might follow
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Well
Glad the bullpen’s in rare form. Not like I’d been looking forward to this game all day or anything.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
OK here we go.
BP Single, Dunn walk, and EdE makes half the posters on this site shut the hell up.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Sorry, I thought it was Fatboy Slim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKW6f76z9uc
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good call
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I think we need to put a ban on predictions
because as prognosticators, we all suck.
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Beat me to it.
But really, with the ridiculous negativity on this site, we could do w/ some warrantless optimism. that being said, my prediction for the ninth is no ball gets out of the infield.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Hey Slyde...
I told you Brandon Phillips sucks!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
there's nothing worse than losing to the cubs
no matter how good they are you feel like you’re being beaten by a little league team.
whats up with the camera angle?
its not like we need to see the pitch or anything
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
Side note
Myspace is weird dude. I just got a message from a prom date 14 years removed. Yikes,
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
you hit that?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
God I hate Cubs fans
I would break into the factory where Old Style was made and poison all the batches, but I think it would probably make it better
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
a team that sends death threats
to a young fan who caught a foul ball, is deserving of hate
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I love
How Alou comes out recently to say he couldn’t have caught that ball. Way to wait five damned years to confirm what any reasonable person (non-Cubs fan) knew that night.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
That's what tHom said earlier!
Great minds…
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
so whats with the capital h?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
well...
an h in tHom is stupid.
So we highlight the stupidity.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
you'll often see my name written as tHan.
Because I, Unlike everyone else, like tHom Brennaman.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I love how Alex Gonzalez (the lesser) gets very little shit for booting a ball that was right at him.
Cubs fans, in general, are stupid.
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honestly
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
truly
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
but on the upside
all the Cub fans would be dead.
or not
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
A-B-C
As easy as 1-2-3. Simple as Do-re-mi. ABC, baby you and me.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
mr. coffey if youre nasty
He sucks a lot
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
One more run and the cubs fans get wings!
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
Yep
this should be Coffey’s last game as a Red. At least for a while.
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Why would bringing Coffey in help keep us in the game?
The Cubs are on Cloud Nine.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
waitress
My coffey has some suck in it. Can I get a new one?
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I ordered a BLT and Gravy Fries!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Security's going to rough you up a little on the way out
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
but i needed to hear that
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
T-Coff needs to give way to belizzle...
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
thats gangsta
where did you get that from? White and Nerdy, amish paradise, or its all about the pentiums?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
just a little something I picked up on the streets...yo
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
What the hell?
All I want to do is win one damn game. Is that too damn much to ask??? Nice way to “manage” there Dusty. Yeah, Affeldt has 2 Ks in 3 batters, and you bring in f&ing Todd Coffey. Damnit.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
f&ing rhymes with deafening...
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't feel bad
I did too. At least that was my only rage-induced mistake.
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
Since Caleb isn't here to post his masterpiece...
The Dreaded Eighth
The time is here we’ve all come to dread
The worst possible inning if you root for the Red
It makes leads disappear, because no lead is safe
When our bullpen appears in the inning called eighth
No lead is safe, no lead secure
When our bulls start spreading their style of manure
So when you’re done stretching from inning number seven
Never forget they’re not sent from heaven
So when the seventh is over and you start to think
What now shall we do? Just start to drink
BOHICA my friends will be with us soon
And God help us all if we have a full moon
So when that time is nigh and we have all to fear
Pray very hard then reach for more beer
Please don’t do something to make us spew hate
When the Reds take the field in the Dreaded Eighth
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Joey Votto just killed our rally
great
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
offensive explosion
we can do this, only 5 to go
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
4
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
do we wanna win this thing or do we wanna play for a tie?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well a tie is like kissing your sister
its not great but sometimes you have to do it
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't have a sister...
But if I did, I wouldn’t like you talking about her that way.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah...
he’s the next a-rod
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
what if somebody comes along with a 6 minute abs video?
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that's racist!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
why does bako some times have
high socks and sometimes doesnt?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
LOL
let me tell you when i come in to pitch and a guy who usually has his socks down has them up, throws me off
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
When do you pitch?
The shortstop usually doesn’t pitch.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
if you are stop sucking
youre fucking up my fantasy team
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
there's a joke in there somewhere about Javy eating a lot...
I just can’t put it together.
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
apparently though, other people can.
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
mike piazza > javy valentine
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
not according to Baseball-reference
Javy = 198 lbs
Piazza = 197 lbs.
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that's heavy for a guy that is tecnically a midget...
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by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm saying that once you adjust for the era and home-park...
Javy really should be valued more at 213 lbs.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
ah, you're talking lbs+
yes, LLM ranks pretty high on the lbs+ scale.
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That's David Eckstein's weight too, strangely
Hustle weighs more than muscle.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
but cc wins in a tussle
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
wow only 1 lb heavyer?
well i guess piazza is taller
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You in your statistics
Get out of your mother’s basement
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
not in Scrabble
you can’t use 2-letter words unless you are forming another word too.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
thems the breaks
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Javy hasn't seen 198
Since little league. Hell, I weigh 185 lbs, and he could eat me for dinner with two sides and some of that bread they bring for the middle of the table.
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tHom: bringing Kerry Wood in tonight guarantees you're not going to see him in all three games of the series.
whereas, leaving him on the bench wouldn’t.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
you got him there.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
there's been more disappointment in the last 4 games than I can handle
this kind of shit is supposed to be spread out.
well that did it for me
now im gay. I better go to express in the morning
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i was in express this evening...
that place is gay!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
lookin' to hook up
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Why
the hell did you step foot in express? Did you hit up the limited as well?
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I was in the loft...
and B. Moss
and some other store that sucked.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm looking for the other great pic I have
It’s of Joe pushing a naked Marty in a wheelbarrow. Seriously.
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Bill Simmons said...
If baseball has VORP, then basketball should have VOTT (Value over Tim Thomas)
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
marty is smooth
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
That's got to be in the last 15 years too...
beyond weird. I’d make it my facebook profile picture if anyone in NC knew who they were
Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!
but marty is from nc!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
It was from a calendar
for charity, a bunch of local celebs posed in the buff for some cause or other. The timestamp on my file is 10/2/2003, FWIW.
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Ugh
Just got home from the bar. That was UGLY.
Mark DeRosa is hitting .443 in 33 games against the Reds.
Adam Dunn entered the game 3 for 6 with 6 walks against Ryan Dempster. He’s now 3 for 6 with 9 walks.
Newsflash: The Reds aren’t very good.
Dusty
needs to shave that thin line of facial hair on his lip.
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Jim Day
has a bit of the sassmouth for Cubs fans when it comes to Alou/Bartman & Dusty. I like it.
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He doesn't play off the cuff very well though
Somebody send that man to some improv classes.
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Who the hell is doing graphics for FSN tonight?
Looks like someone got a new copy of MSPaint.
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You know
Patrick Dempsey has that nice manly voice you like to hear in a commercial voice-over.
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Holy crap
I’m lazy and didn’t change the channel. I just saw the dumbest commercial EVAR. A Hooter’s girl dressed as a shrimp.
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Touche
Although this show isn’t bad. Best Sports Show Top 50 memorable baseball plays. I forgot how much I heart Jack Buck. Too bad his son sucks.
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Joe Carter was happy about winning the world series
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of commercials...
Did you see Geico’s brought the cavemen back? This is a great chance for all of you to sign my online petition for ABC to bring back Cavemen. Come on, people. We are change!
In an effort to lose whatever respect people might have had for me...
I watched the Cavemen show. And thought it was funny.
I await your scorn.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 16, 2008 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I scorn thee
I watched a couple of episodes myself. I felt like the jokes were obvious and unfunny. And the characters weren’t interesting. Besides that, it was okay.
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Randy Wolf has a no-no through6.2
Seriously? Randy !@#$ing Wolf?
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Once upon a time
that dude showed some serious promise. The comments about him in BPro’s game preview (free) are worth a quick read.

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