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Game 14 Thread: Part II

Reds trail 5-3 in the top of the 6th.

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the bats won

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 15, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

bruce was 1 for 4

hairston had a 3-run jack, and i sat behind home plate (first row!) with jesse and my first friend nick as nick heckled the tide and nearly got kicked out of the game. great fun. also, krivsky was there again.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 15, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

*new friend nick

i also had four 4.50 beers

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 15, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang at 95 pitches and two homers allowed

Turn things over to the Funk Brothers in the pen?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

FVA predicted it and sit it has happened

Dunn walks a third time.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Double play?

Fonten – NO

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

two first pitch swingers after a walk….WHY DO THEY HATE ME?

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Whatever you say

It is nice to see votto developing as a smart hacker

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 15, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Just caught up on the thread..

and no one made the point that if the Reds lose on a night we are starting Adam Harang, and we are facing Dempster, we should officially give up on the season!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

tHom has

but don’t panic. but you should. but don’t.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom is wise...

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hold the line, 'than

Love isn’t always on time.

Season’s not over.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop!

In the name of love! This is not Yacht Rock night.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every night is Yacht Rock night!

I got a life vest for you. It’s called the ‘80’s! And they’re gonna be around forever!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe next week we can pick a musical theme that isn't from the 60's?

I didn’t understand any of the Beatles references and I don’t understand any of these.

‘sup Brendan?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like about ten...

And why should I change? the other music is the one that sucks.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard that somewhere before.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'll hate this when Yacht Rock night comes around, but...

They’re not people, James Ingram. They’re Jimmy Buffett fans.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's yacht rock?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTI8vg7A5U

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

that looks really cool…

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's smooth

watch the whole series. right now.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

but

i’m watching the reds game

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very few.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not much man.

I’m not the biggest fan of the Beatles or Motown. By which I mean it’s hard for me to just whip off quotes and references from them.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Punk Rock Night?

I could actually contribute, it’d be great!

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love the positivity

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just out of class

And Gamecast is predictably stuck. Where’s Dempster’s pitch count? Is he tired looking enough we could mount a comeback this next inning he’ll (probably) be in?

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks like CY Young against us.

but yes, his pitch count is reasonably high

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 15, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cy Young does have the most losses ever

if that’s what you mean.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dempster's at 97

He could be back, but he might just as easily come out.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeesh I just saw the 4 hits.

maybe we need a change of pitchers to get it started, Damn you Ryan Dempster, for only sucking ass with the Reds

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he looks terrible.

he cant locate his pitches at all… we just cant hit. how predictable…

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 15, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well for how bad this start is

his overall stats for his first 4 starts is about what one would expect out of him. It seems that pitchers like harang are up and down a lot too.

by cokane on Apr 15, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Good lord

It’s not like Harang has never given up 5 runs in a game before. The drama tonight is THICK.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Tough crowd tonight

2 Bad pitches and they want to DFA our ace

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya and as far as his velocity goes

I seem to remember his velocity being pretty variale from stbart to start for the last few years.

by JoseRijoIsGod on Apr 15, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That b

Had a mind of its own there.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was picky for your first post of the evening.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was catching up

And couldn’t resist.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta appreciate a b that just works itself into a word

rules mean nothing to him. He’s b who he’s gotta b.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom talks funny.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo check this joke out

Aristocat

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Apr 15, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's disgusting!

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't get it

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle doesn't get it either

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marmol is Dum

bases are loaded and Keppy’s at bat

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, nice play by Fontenot

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

that were a fine play

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

just a FC, but then Griffey GIDPs

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

double turds

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

we may do a movie night

we’ll announce it ahead of time so those losers who haven’t seen it can see it.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

They’re dancing in Chicago…

by Red Menace on Apr 15, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously, the Reds miss a golden opportunity

and then FSN punishes US with a JTM commercial? Dicks.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEs!!!

Shortsop is here!

In honor of JTM’s rich history of quality commercials…

More..More…More!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you did not just post that in response to me, did you?

I am a Division Manager!! That is very important!! That is very important!! You don’t talk to me like that!! People are scared of me!! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I drive a dodge stratus...

That line makes that whole sketch because of its ridiculousness.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a question

What the hell ever happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar? Evidently she was not powerful enough to overcome Freddie Prinze Jr.’s black hole of suck.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's ugly, annoying, and talentless...

It just took the rest of the world a while to catch on…

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Subpoint

Perhaps the cruelest thing I’ve ever heard said was, “Couldn’t Freddie Prinze, Jr. have just a little more in common with his dad?”

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Slyde...

Could you please tell me what your signature is from?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Office Space

Michael Bolton says it about Michael Bolton.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally remember that now.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

there was nothing wrong with the name

until I turned 12 and that no talent ass clown started winning grammys

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we need to have a movie week

a different movie each night. Suggestions?

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beaches...

gotta go with beaches

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are banned from all voting

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I say beaches???

errr…i meant whatever movie has naked chicks with guns!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome :-)

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome

I wish that were a Motown song.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mannequin?

Cocoon? Mask? Flesh Gordon Meets The Cosmic Cheerleaders?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happiness?

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

so many good choice

caddyshack, major league, office space, super troopers, beerfest, superbad

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

This jobs isn’t really how y’know shows like CSI make it out to be. I mean when I first joined the force, I assumed there was semen on everything! And there was some sort of semen database that had every bad guy’s semen in it. There isn’t! That doesn’t exist! It’d be nice. Like that crime scene to today. If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we would have a real good shot at catching him! But no.. just a punch in the face, no semen. Story of my life…

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fletch, The Jerk, Braveheart

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ash? You here?

You owe me a hat, damnit. :)

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

with letters on it?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

why in the name of Jim Day do I owe you a hat!?

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 15, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the bill

of my nearly brand new one got ripped loose by your meaty paws!

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i remember that!

witness!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you would have let go of my shoe, I would have let

go of your hat … Fine, I’ll get you a damn hat.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 15, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think you can find one of the paint drip hats?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you fucking dare

That said, if that’s what it has to be fine. I’ll wear it for nine innings. Backward and crooked.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really

Think I would have thrown your shoe on the field or wherever I was threatening? :)

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you would have...

you’re crazy

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Apr 15, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good

As long as everyone’s on the same page when it comes to my dumbassery. :)

Funny story, I caught a shirt from the Pepsi crew a couple years ago on opening day and briefly considered throwing it back toward the field before coming to my senses. It would have been funny, but not worth getting kicked out.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

U

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

D

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

this was the strangest comment of the night

D?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 16, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fear, Uncertainty, & Doubt?

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is extremely frustrating

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 15, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Try Cialis

but watch out for embarrassing situations that might follow

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Glad the bullpen’s in rare form. Not like I’d been looking forward to this game all day or anything.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't tempt me

I’ll hit you with a surprise left.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm

lemon jello sun

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK here we go.

BP Single, Dunn walk, and EdE makes half the posters on this site shut the hell up.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

oooh

which half?

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

top

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 15, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

but I get to be on top.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we need to put a ban on predictions

because as prognosticators, we all suck.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat me to it.

But really, with the ridiculous negativity on this site, we could do w/ some warrantless optimism. that being said, my prediction for the ninth is no ball gets out of the infield.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess they can keep talkin'

sigh

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Slyde...

I told you Brandon Phillips sucks!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I know

and here I am defending all night tonight.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww... 7-4?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

No way the Cubs win

The Reds ain’t gonna stand for it.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

there's nothing worse than losing to the cubs

no matter how good they are you feel like you’re being beaten by a little league team.

by Blue on Apr 15, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

whats up with the camera angle?

its not like we need to see the pitch or anything

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Side note

Myspace is weird dude. I just got a message from a prom date 14 years removed. Yikes,

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

you hit that?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lamentably

No, Marge. My prom desires saw no satiety.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

God I hate Cubs fans

I would break into the factory where Old Style was made and poison all the batches, but I think it would probably make it better

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

a team that sends death threats

to a young fan who caught a foul ball, is deserving of hate

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love

How Alou comes out recently to say he couldn’t have caught that ball. Way to wait five damned years to confirm what any reasonable person (non-Cubs fan) knew that night.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what tHom said earlier!

Great minds…

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

so whats with the capital h?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...

an h in tHom is stupid.

So we highlight the stupidity.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you'll often see my name written as tHan.

Because I, Unlike everyone else, like tHom Brennaman.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

so whats with the capital h?

fixed.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate

the way you do the things you do.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

honestly

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

truly

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

but on the upside

all the Cub fans would be dead.

by Blue on Apr 15, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

affeldt its time for a 1 2 3 inning

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

or not

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's as easy as ABC

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

A-B-C

As easy as 1-2-3. Simple as Do-re-mi. ABC, baby you and me.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

coffee warming

O PLEASE NO DUSTY

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do I feel

like Janet Jackson when he comes in?

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

no suprise there

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

One more run and the cubs fans get wings!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Why would bringing Coffey in help keep us in the game?

The Cubs are on Cloud Nine.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

In play, run(s)

Send this Coffey back. It’s cold.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 15, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

waitress

My coffey has some suck in it. Can I get a new one?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ordered a BLT and Gravy Fries!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

but i needed to hear that

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

T-Coff needs to give way to belizzle...

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

thats gangsta

where did you get that from? White and Nerdy, amish paradise, or its all about the pentiums?

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 15, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

just a little something I picked up on the streets...yo

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mercy

Mercy me. Will it ever end???

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Things ain't what they used to be

oh no.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell?

All I want to do is win one damn game. Is that too damn much to ask??? Nice way to “manage” there Dusty. Yeah, Affeldt has 2 Ks in 3 batters, and you bring in f&ing Todd Coffey. Damnit.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

f&ing rhymes with deafening...

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I actually giggled at that. I need help.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't feel bad

I did too. At least that was my only rage-induced mistake.

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm coffee

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Since Caleb isn't here to post his masterpiece...

The Dreaded Eighth

The time is here we’ve all come to dread
The worst possible inning if you root for the Red
It makes leads disappear, because no lead is safe
When our bullpen appears in the inning called eighth

No lead is safe, no lead secure
When our bulls start spreading their style of manure
So when you’re done stretching from inning number seven
Never forget they’re not sent from heaven

So when the seventh is over and you start to think
What now shall we do? Just start to drink
BOHICA my friends will be with us soon
And God help us all if we have a full moon

So when that time is nigh and we have all to fear
Pray very hard then reach for more beer
Please don’t do something to make us spew hate
When the Reds take the field in the Dreaded Eighth

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey Votto just killed our rally

great

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

4

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we wanna win this thing or do we wanna play for a tie?

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

2008 Cincinnati Reds:

6-7-149

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

well a tie is like kissing your sister

its not great but sometimes you have to do it

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have a sister...

But if I did, I wouldn’t like you talking about her that way.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're from Kentucky too?

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh sure

A meaningless HR. Way to go, Dunn II.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah...

he’s the next a-rod

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY VOTTO

he needs more abs

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally Killer, eh!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Votto

and this one ain’t over

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

that's racist!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

why does bako some times have

high socks and sometimes doesnt?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

to throw the pitcher off

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

let me tell you when i come in to pitch and a guy who usually has his socks down has them up, throws me off

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

When do you pitch?

The shortstop usually doesn’t pitch.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

javy sucks

he brings nothing to the table

by Blue on Apr 15, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

there's a joke in there somewhere about Javy eating a lot...

I just can’t put it together.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently though, other people can.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

“he leaves nothing on the table” would be a better way of putting it.

by Blue on Apr 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

mike piazza > javy valentine

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

not according to Baseball-reference

Javy = 198 lbs
Piazza = 197 lbs.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

javy = 198 lbs?

I don’t believe it.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 15, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's heavy for a guy that is tecnically a midget...

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you calling Baseball-Reference a liar????

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm saying that once you adjust for the era and home-park...

Javy really should be valued more at 213 lbs.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Apr 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, you're talking lbs+

yes, LLM ranks pretty high on the lbs+ scale.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

but cc wins in a tussle

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow only 1 lb heavyer?

well i guess piazza is taller

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You in your statistics

Get out of your mother’s basement

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

in = and

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

not in Scrabble

you can’t use 2-letter words unless you are forming another word too.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

thems the breaks

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Javy hasn't seen 198

Since little league. Hell, I weigh 185 lbs, and he could eat me for dinner with two sides and some of that bread they bring for the middle of the table.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

tHom: bringing Kerry Wood in tonight guarantees you're not going to see him in all three games of the series.

whereas, leaving him on the bench wouldn’t.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

you got him there.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That pitch was nasty...

COMMON KEPP!!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

Something to cheer everyone up (pops)

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i was in express this evening...

that place is gay!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

What were you doing in there?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 15, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, re-read his comment.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

lookin' to hook up

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why

the hell did you step foot in express? Did you hit up the limited as well?

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was in the loft...

and B. Moss

and some other store that sucked.

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I knew Aaron Boone liked leather, but wow.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm looking for the other great pic I have

It’s of Joe pushing a naked Marty in a wheelbarrow. Seriously.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Simmons said...

If baseball has VORP, then basketball should have VOTT (Value over Tim Thomas)

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

marty is smooth

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's got to be in the last 15 years too...

beyond weird. I’d make it my facebook profile picture if anyone in NC knew who they were

Patterson, Castro, and Bako, oh my!

by chesirecat on Apr 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

but marty is from nc!

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was from a calendar

for charity, a bunch of local celebs posed in the buff for some cause or other. The timestamp on my file is 10/2/2003, FWIW.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Just got home from the bar. That was UGLY.

Mark DeRosa is hitting .443 in 33 games against the Reds.

Adam Dunn entered the game 3 for 6 with 6 walks against Ryan Dempster. He’s now 3 for 6 with 9 walks.

Newsflash: The Reds aren’t very good.

by Brian B on Apr 15, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty

needs to shave that thin line of facial hair on his lip.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that's not the Dodger Way

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Day

has a bit of the sassmouth for Cubs fans when it comes to Alou/Bartman & Dusty. I like it.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

He doesn't play off the cuff very well though

Somebody send that man to some improv classes.

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by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interpretive dance

Would be cool too.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the hell is doing graphics for FSN tonight?

Looks like someone got a new copy of MSPaint.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

You know

Patrick Dempsey has that nice manly voice you like to hear in a commercial voice-over.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 15, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap

I’m lazy and didn’t change the channel. I just saw the dumbest commercial EVAR. A Hooter’s girl dressed as a shrimp.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Touche

Although this show isn’t bad. Best Sports Show Top 50 memorable baseball plays. I forgot how much I heart Jack Buck. Too bad his son sucks.

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by jch24 on Apr 15, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Carter was happy about winning the world series

In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.

by chandrathan on Apr 15, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of commercials...

Did you see Geico’s brought the cavemen back? This is a great chance for all of you to sign my online petition for ABC to bring back Cavemen. Come on, people. We are change!

by Red Menace on Apr 16, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

In an effort to lose whatever respect people might have had for me...

I watched the Cavemen show. And thought it was funny.

I await your scorn.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 16, 2008 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I scorn thee

I watched a couple of episodes myself. I felt like the jokes were obvious and unfunny. And the characters weren’t interesting. Besides that, it was okay.

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by Slyde on Apr 16, 2008 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Randy Wolf has a no-no through6.2

Seriously? Randy !@#$ing Wolf?

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by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoops

Musta jinxed him. As you were.

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by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Once upon a time

that dude showed some serious promise. The comments about him in BPro’s game preview (free) are worth a quick read.

by ken on Apr 16, 2008 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Scary stuff considering our breadth of young pitchers.

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by jch24 on Apr 16, 2008 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

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