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Cincinnati Reds at Pittsburgh Pirates, Apr 13, 2008 1:35 PM EDT



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Cincinnati Reds
@ Pittsburgh Pirates

Sunday, Apr 13, 2008, 1:35 PM EDT
PNC Park

Johnny Cueto vs Tom Gorzelanny

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Mostly cloudy with a 70-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 45.

 

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W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Johnny Cueto 1-0 2.02 0.46 18 0



W-L ERA WHIP K BB
2008 - Tom Gorzelanny 0-1 10.80 2.35 5 7


 

We're not gonna get swept, right? Looks like the wind's blowing out quite a bit, so maybe we can expect a few longballs. Judging by the season numbers, this one's a mismatch.

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This is my first, and I see good things coming from this. Hopefully we will leave less than ten men on base.

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 13, 2008 11:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Frist!

Hook up the videoconference so I can diagnose what the hell is wrong with the Reds offense!

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Apr 13, 2008 12:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

prognosticating

I see 6 extra base hits including 2 homers(EE@Dunner). JC looks human 5.2 innings, 3 er's, 5 k's, and sigh, his first walk. Reds 6 The other guts 4

"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen

by dunnateher on Apr 13, 2008 12:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn's being pinch it variety

"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen

by dunnateher on Apr 13, 2008 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably our scrappiest lineup

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 13, 2008 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

Ryan Freel CF
Norris Hopper LF
Ken Griffey Jr. RF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Jeff Keppinger 1B
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Juan Castro SS
Paul Bako C
Johnny Cueto P

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Apr 13, 2008 12:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

interesting to play Griffey

I would have sat him in favor of Dunn, who looked like he was hitting the ball hard last night

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 13, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This lineup continues to demonstrate the team's need for another right-handed bat

when your righty heavy lineup means that Freel, Hopper, and Castro all start, that's just asking for trouble.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what is the over/under

on the number of days before EdE is sent down?

I say 5 days.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Apr 13, 2008 12:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he'll be sent down

Dusty is not Jerry Narron. It seems to me that he'll be more willing to face the issue rather than passing it off to someone else. Hopefully he'll have the right formula to help EdE shake the slump.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

welll....

As much as I like Edwin, he is really (REALLY) playing like crap right now. If it was just that he's not hitting, but playing decent defense, or vice-versa, then maybe you can make an argument for less drastic measures.

But a couple of weeks in LVL seemed to do him a world of good last year. Might it be time for the same tonic here? I mean, eventually, he has to get it together on his own...but how long do you let him twist in the wind like this?

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Apr 13, 2008 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand what you are saying

but he's hardly the only player struggling right now. And his two home runs have basically won 2 games for the Reds on the offensive side. So, it's not like he hasn't contributed. So, I'm not saying Louisville should be out of be out of the question, but eventually he has to play through a slump in the Majors or he's never going to develop as a player. Besides, it's not like they have somebody more deserving right now to put in his place.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

let him play through it.

Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Apr 13, 2008 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this lineup should help our offense

.....hahaha ok i couldnt keep a straight face

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 12:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can I ask for no more cat pictures?

I thought that had passed.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Look at Johnny's whip!

I need to change my pants.

by Red Menace on Apr 13, 2008 1:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So far this year

Gorzelanny has allowed almost 2 whole base runners per inning compared to Cueto. I wish that were absolutely indicative of things to come today.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

HDTV, in fact.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

They are doing some long-ass interview with Dusty Baker right now. He's telling us about the Dodger Way ®.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, that's what I'm watching

I wish they'd just start the damned game at the top of the hour.

by Blue on Apr 13, 2008 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, just saw that

ugh, I hope Jim Day isn't calling the game with George.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, welsh is in the booth

but they are not broadcasting in HD. Can this day be any worse?!?!?! :)

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now that I stare at it

it looks like they are broadcasting the full 16x9 signal, but it is squished into a 4x3 screen. Anybody else seeing it that way?

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The good news is, Griffey's ass isn't so huge now.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone take a valium

We have had a couple of bad days, I would be more concerned if we weren't getting anyone on. Cueto will stop the bledding today. The bats will come alive(even EE and Dunn). The pitching is holding together so lets see what happens. All will be well when Johnny C puts the brakes on this losing streak!!!!!!!

by Griffeys Animals on Apr 13, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

With this lineup

... I'd consider a rainout almost a victory.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 13, 2008 1:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I give.

I've got to do other stuff today. Will follow on my cell. Go Reds.

by Blue on Apr 13, 2008 1:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go TEAM SCRAPPY!

First two runners on base. Sweet.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay for that error.

but why bunt in the first inning?

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 13, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's Hopper

He's the only person that I'm fine with bunting at any time. Mainly because he's good at it and he's not likely to get it out of the infield anyway.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair point

so why's he hitting second? do we need a guy that can't get it out of the infield getting more ABs than everyone else but freel?

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 13, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With this lineup, there aren't a whole lot of options

And holy crap, I'm defending Dusty Baker...My mind has been blown.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice slide by Hopper

breaks up the double play.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh

Gorzelanny has been wild and Phillips comes out swinging at the first pitch and pops it up. Frustrating.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another wasted opportunity

Be nice if they stopped doing that.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

I think "Common" needs to be on the wiki. :)

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow

Freel, Hopper, Castro and Bako all in the lineup? Marty must be loving this.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 13, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or Johnny Quest

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd prefer good hitters

That's just me, though.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 13, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is it?

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure actually

Couple guys not named marty, though.

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 13, 2008 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just got back from louisville

they rained out, but there were two special guests

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good guess

but, bad guess

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hint

http://picasaweb.google.com/renewkir/BatsRainout/photo#5188792881656693778

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

please be hot chicks

please be hot chicks
please be hot chicks

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

disappointing

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's the rest

http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/13/392386/bats-rainout-quick-eyewitn

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To summarize what Chris Welsh just said:

It's odd that Edwin would struggle in a small sample size, especially here in Pittburgh, because he was previously successful in a small sample size here in Pittsburgh.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Thank God

I was starting to worry about Johnny. Before he got Bay there, he'd gone 3 whole batters (dating back to his last start) without striking anybody out.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 13, 2008 2:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was starting to think they might send him down.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

J. Castro

"In play, out(s)"

I'm shocked.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 13, 2008 2:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's another O-face lineup

CastrO
BakO
CuetO

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good inning, boys!

No runners left on base. That's what this scrappy lineup does for you.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 13, 2008 2:05 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

A plague on Ryan Doumit's house!

Thanks, George: "That's the first home run that Johnny Cueto has allowed on this trip to Pittsburgh."

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seeing this lineup

Doesn't make me enjoy following the Reds. At least Cueto's pitching.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 2:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Out of area viewing

Some Lifetime movie about cheerleaders being harrassed by the football team in a small town. Sarah Chalke stars. Stand Against Fear, everyone!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cueto

Only believes in two true outcomes.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2008 2:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TTO

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unclear acronym!

Five yards and repeat of first down.

by Gray on Apr 13, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johnny Cueto

I get tired of people saying he has no walks and 20 strikeouts in 15.1 innings. Wonderful. Here's a guy who should win 25 games with a 1.12 ERA every single year, and he can't do it because he leads the world in Homers allowed.

"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey

by BLee2525 on Apr 13, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cueto

just had our best AB in a while...

by Gray on Apr 13, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Johnny Cueto walks

Only time we've seen those words together.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frick!

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, my frick was more directed to the outcome

it was a frick of frustration, not condemnation.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I know

I'm right there with you.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love thiscrappy lineup

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

scrappiness at work

Sure he hit a dp but he made gorzelanny work for it

by thehammer on Apr 13, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and it paid off in the Hopper at bat

as he saw enough pitches in Freel's AB that he could come out swinging at the first pitch.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

common, please stop swinging at the first pitch

the dude just walked the pitcher!!!! take a damn pitch!

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Stand Against Fear

"Come on, what are they gonna do, kick us out? We're the two star football players! We've got special priveleges!"

"Heh heh, yeah. Priveleges."

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that changeup

It makes me cumb.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh crap, I looked away and didn't even notice that

FRICK!

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know, but it sure seemed like he could have gotten there with a little more effort.

that's the area of defensive ability that is very hard to quantify. And it's partly why people thought Griffey was so good defensively when he had clearly slipped. He hardly makes errors and whenever he attempts at a ball, he usually gets it. But he seems to pull up short A LOT these days.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing

and he was there but just stopped and watched it drop right in front of him. But he must be a great defender because he has 10 gold gloves

by CamIam on Apr 13, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

except without the Nats

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and without all those games

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this lineup sure iscrappy

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well

they've solved the left on base problem

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

cueto's up to 62 pitches

highish. i doubt he makes it to the seventh

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

5 Ks for Cueto

Time to get him some runs. EdE, Castro, and Bako coming up. That ought to do it.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Castro needs to let that pitch him in.

He does realize he sucks, right?

He should be loving an easy way to get on base.

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 13, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Bako should lead off

"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen

by dunnateher on Apr 13, 2008 2:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this smallball lineup has really done the trick

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we get Mario to work with Homer too?

"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen

by dunnateher on Apr 13, 2008 2:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he has

but the rap on Homer has been that he doesn't listen well.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really like JC's agressive approach

"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen

by dunnateher on Apr 13, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked like Cueto was nibbling against the pitcher

just put him away big guy!

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

71 thru 5

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thx

suggestions, anyone?

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm calling it

Triple, single, 3-run HR to start the inning

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you ever noticed that guys in beer commercials can't wait to get away from their hot girlfriends

so they can hang out with a bunch of guys and drink beer?

That is so true.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bets on number of pitches this inning?

i say 7

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

there's one

at least he got on base.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bunt norris!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 2:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bunt and run?

"When we played softball, I would steal second and then feel guilty and go back" woody allen

by dunnateher on Apr 13, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That SS really sucks.

the announcers yesterday were talking about how much he's been working with one of the coaches...

backwards way of saying, "this dude blows."

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 13, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah,

they hate him over at bucs dugout

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want pizza

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NICE!

love those productive outs.

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 13, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

alright

norris killed gorzelanny

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

but the Reds will come out swinging and get him out of the inning.

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Freel should steal third here

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dont make jokes like that

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

then he should steal home

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's his chance

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

595?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He got the job done :)

common BP

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Freel should steal home here

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that small ball sure is working

good thing we have a genius manager

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by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hopefully we'll get another one right here

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if a baserunner is hit by a batted ball in foul territory

is he out?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2008 3:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

depends on where it hits him

and how hard

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

full count even

do something with it!

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walk, brings Keppinger up

Speed on the basepaths, great contact guy at the plate. I like this.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i like music moooommmmmyyyyyyy

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

making him work

finally. Please, get us some runs!

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by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lets be realistic

thats not gonna happen

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is unreal

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bases loaded for EdE

Definition of DUE

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Common EdE!

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

swing at the first pitch

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he did

1-2

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Teach those sleazy jocks

they can't get away with touching and intimidating the cheerleaders!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

straighten it out

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

alright, this is his pitch

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is his count!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shart

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FRICK!

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Krista's best friend just turned on her

She told the school board that Krista was making the accusations up! Krista feels so betrayed.

I know how Krista feels.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is Krista Sarah Chalke?

and you know how Krista feels? I'm jealous.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, Krista is played by Sarah Chalke

And before watching this, I would have agreed with you. But I know now that touching her can be wrong, and hurtful. And I don't want to do that.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why I don't watch Lifetime

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well krista's best friend is...

paul bako.

so you may want to re-think that

by Nick Papageorgio on Apr 13, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or leave them empty

or put one or two men on base. All of those strategies seem to be working at this point.

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great route norris

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we need a pitcher's best friend

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a rallykilling home run?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

does anyone else think bako looks sexy in the rain

jk jk

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

youre gay?

eww

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no i just wanted to make a really weird comment

to subtly let you guys know i came back

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gross gays go to he**

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

josh woulda thrown him out

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jr

hasnt looked like he's trying at all

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 13, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

did she turn them in?

Who does she think she is?

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody believes her

Not the principal, not the school board, not the police... Will she ever find justice?

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

well, shit

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 13, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was an even worse route for hopper

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FRICK!

this game is teh suck!

WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!

by Slyde on Apr 13, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

from dunnateher

"JC looks human 5.2 innings, 3 er's, 5 k's, and sigh, his first walk."

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit.

Johnny Cueto is selling out.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 13, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

swept by the pirates

how embarrassing

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

weve been down by more before

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit aint over son

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many runs have we scored this series?

"I never should have given up the animation rights."

by BobbyO on Apr 13, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 13, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

3

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What I've learned

Sarah Chalke looks better now than she did 12 years ago. So maybe our offense can look better than it did a couple innings ago.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 13, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whos your favorite cartoon?

"Eddie Guardado....oh you said cartoon??

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

- Juan Castro

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

paul bako is a maniac

Abraham Lincoln said that if you're a racist, I will invade you with the north.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Apr 13, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice threads

http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/13/392394/game-13-thread-reds-at-pir

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bako with a triple?

is that possible?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 13, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you stand by me, you believe in me

like nobody ever has

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 13, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My remote control has spoken.

Golf in HD > Reds losing 8-1 in psuedo-HD

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Apr 13, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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