Game 11 Thread: Reds vs. Pirates
Cincinnati Reds at Pittsburgh Pirates, Apr 11, 2008 7:05 PM EDT
Steven Senne/AP (Volquez), Al Behrman/AP (Maholm)
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The Pirates started their season by splitting the first two games in Atlanta and then winning the rubber match with a tenth-inning RBI from Xavier Nady. So, are they as good as the third best team in the NL East? Nah. Thus far, they appear to be the same old Pirates: 3-6 after losing two in Miami and then being swept at home by the Cubs. In the first nine games, their pitching staff has only twice held their opposition under five runs. Their team ERA is 5.34 with a 1.55 WHIP. (But watch out for the lefty John Grabow out of the 'pen.)
Aside from Dunn, the Reds have had some success against Maholm. If Volquez gives us six good innings and Weathers can handle this less-than-fearsome lineup, the good guys should continue this sweet roadie they have going. -Fat Vegas Alan
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No Patterson tonight
According to the Fay, we got Hopper in the leadoff spot.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 11, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
Norris Hopper has 2 extra base hits off of Maholm. He OWNS him.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
considering he only has had 18 extra base hits
that is 1/9 of them all. Lets go with a double and a triple, its his time to shine.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell me we at least have Paul Bako going
We need a Fan Favorite. After Patterson and Bako, who's the guy? Freel?
by Brendanukkah on Apr 11, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, we have Bako
Fay thinks we'll always have Bako. That is, he thinks the guy is playing so well that he'll stick around even when Ross gets back. Three catchers, anyone?
by BubbaFan on Apr 11, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if youre referring to the mlbtr discussion
he also said valentin will be only a guy off the bench. So in that case, he's really just an emergency player who can catch or play first. http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/04/rumor-royalty-1.html
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunn is playing. Here's the lineup:
Norris Hopper CF
Jeff Keppinger SS
Ken Griffey Jr. RF
Brandon Phillips 2B
Adam Dunn LF
Edwin Encarnacion 3B
Joey Votto 1B
Paul Bako C
And I want to simultaneously credit Fay with providing the lineup and mock him for this sentence (or whatever you might call this): "The rotation will be as speculated upon post off day: Aaron Harang Tuesday, Josh Fogg Wednesday, Edison Volquez Thursday v. the Cubs in Wrigley."
Now that I've read It several times I think I might finally understand what he's saying. I guess that's to secret to deciphering Fay. You've gotta cut and paste everything before you understand it.
Red Reporters, when viewing the front page, don't forget to scroll down and look for "Features" on your left and "Fanposts" on your right. Don't get stuck in the middle!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 11, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No i think its like the secret garden
you must first believe before you can understand and find that secret garden inside you.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why can't we get a straight rotation?
it's really strange the way he keeps mixing it around. Just Harang, Arroyo, Cueto, Fogg, Volquez. What's wrong with that?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said something about
wanting to rest Cueto and Volquez since they aren't used to pitching a lot of innings and wanted to get them rest now for late in the year.
by xjjeep90 on Apr 11, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh. well, ok.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chew on that, mate.
Red Reporters, when viewing the front page, don't forget to scroll down and look for "Features" on your left and "Fanposts" on your right. Don't get stuck in the middle!
by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 11, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you people doing!!??!!
The Yankees and RedSox play tonight!! They probably won't even play any other games this weekend. Why bother? Now, immediately begin talking about Yankees and RedSox. That's an order!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 5:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
An order per ESPN I assume
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 11, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
ESPN, Fox, the Catholic Church.... you name it. Yankees-RedSox. Even the economy is going to stop tanking for 3 days to give proper attention to this important, historical series.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoo... The Yanks and BoSox... Any predictions?
I'm guessing that it will take up 75% of the time SC devotes to baseball tomorrow... that's mine
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BoSox take 2 of 3
and way too many "highlights" of people making basic plays. Oh and I forgot all of the over hype and over analysis too. How many Networks will carry games. Fox, ESPN any others?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 11, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah...
ABC
NBC
Oxygen
Cartoon Network
Comedy Central
and that's just a start...
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bats Home Opener or Reds v. Pirates?
Oh! Ross will be catching tonight for the Bats.
Decisions decisions.
by xjjeep90 on Apr 11, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Behold the future
go see the Bats
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 11, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's fair-weather fan day at slugger field
opening night vs. the PawSox. Bandwagon Bats fans AND bandwagon Red Sox fans. so if you were wondering about going, i would suggest not to. it's not my scene, anyway.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Normally I wait
for west coast road trips. That way you get a double-header.
by xjjeep90 on Apr 11, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
i tell you what though... next friday is jay bruce figurine night. I'll be at work, but im gonna go down there early and get my figurine and come back. that would be a good night to go.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that sounds fun
but I am sure I will not be allowed to venture that far from home yet.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 11, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you home?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
got home last night.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 11, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
great! Congrats and continue the speedy recovery!
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
feels good to be up and about
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 11, 2008 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You seen your grandson yet?
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got back from doing that
Kind of cool holding him while we were watching our first game together
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 11, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a little late here
But congratulations, and all the best on a speedy recovery.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
by the by
is it "Ma-holl-um" or "Ma-holm"?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The first one, if I recall correctly
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 11, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend the Pirates fan
has already conceded all three games on the basis that his team is "terrible." Which means we're sure to drop at least two of these games.
I'm sorry.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 11, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you as sorry as
the Pirates?
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Apr 11, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else
Think Keppinger was safe by about 2 steps right there? WTF? George didn't even cast doubt.
by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 11, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunnish him
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck
how many times have we left the bases loaded this year? I want this to even out NOW.
in other news, david ross walked in his first plate appearance with the bats
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BRING HIM UP NOW!!!
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, Keppinger appeared pretty safe there...
And did anyone else hear Grande say he was surprised Dunn was in the lineup because Dusty's trying to get FREEL some AB's?!?
by bparsonst on Apr 11, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so who thinks hopper wont hit
the ball out of the infield today?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
everyone
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 11, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it depends on your definition
he can easily pop out to short left field
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or bloop, if you're grande
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 11, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why does cueto think we are sellouts?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
its based off a song
called Johnny Quest thinks were sellouts. Cueto's nickname is Johnny Quest. Therefore Johnny Cueto thinks we're sellouts. Not my best syllogism, but it works.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would work for our BR ad.
Red Reporter: Not my best syllogism, but it works.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how bout
Suck It, Duaner?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why did they say mahalom made the error
he didnt even touch the ball
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NICE HOPPER
good job
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
exactly why he shouldnt start
its the hopper shift
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greetings fellow people who don't have lives
or have recently suffered a heart attack.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
hey I have a life
Im just too poor to go out until i get my george bush bribe
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sac bunts are AWESOME
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the "hopper shift" double play
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's the hopper shift?
All the outfielders play in the infield?
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes and the 3rd and 1st baseman play even with
the pitcher
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty Baker is awesome
Too bad FireDustyBaker.com is still taken by those darn cubs.
by DisplacedFan on Apr 11, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they'd probably be willing to part with it
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
by Caleb on Apr 11, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes and the 3rd and 1st baseman play even with
the pitcher
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a reply
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're gonna' break things open this inning
Second time through the order. Time to get this punk.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Plus
We have a better hitter batting leadoff.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm feeling less good about my prediction
What is up with this offense?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
apparently pittsburgh potato chips are extra delicious
well at lest they have that goin for them. Also, griffey you needed to hit that about 200 ft further
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bruce just homered for louisville
6-3 bats
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That's good news
We could use some of that up here.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about a home run that goes over the fence after bouncing off a fielder's glove? Is that a true outcome?
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
those are math words
and math words = fighting words
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got your fighting words
RIGHT HERE!
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey old man river
zip it or ill break your hip
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
URGENT NYYANKEE-BOSOX UPDATE
Bottom of the 4th - no score.
Now back to your meaningless game.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
david ortiz needs to stop being a bitch
and hit some HRs or im gonna cut him off my fantasy team
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Volquez
is going for a born-again no-hitter starting in the 4th.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
bako/ross platoon
i can deal with that
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sits on the bench looking sexy
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eats on the bench
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but in seriousness what about playing a little 1st?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a three-man lefty plattoon
brilliant
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i ment as a righty
he switch hits right?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sucks from the right side
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and he might as well not even try
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
o well then trade bait
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not gonna get much for that nightcrawler
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the wagon needs to get his control
under control
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Volquez a bit erratic tonight?
46 pitches so far and 20 balls. No Ks also, which is notable for him. Not hitting his spots?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm off to the new Cincy digs in Chicago . . .
I'll let you know how it turns out!
by Brian B on Apr 11, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mmmm...Cincinnati chili
Turns out there's a place in downtown Greensboro that claims to have Cincinnati-style chili. I should go try it out some time, but I never think of it at lunchtime during the week, when they're open.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been there
It's called "Cincy's." Good, not great.
Give me Stamey's any day.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they've got nothin' for me.
I'm a vegetarian, after all.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the South?
I wasn't aware such a creature existed.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never could get into NC barbeque, anyway...
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the only place you get hush puppies without ordering fish
I'm in.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hush puppies? i too am in
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to eat hush puppies
at Bullock's in Durham all the time when I was a kid...can't really get into them now.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, ummm.....
Are there any foods you do enjoy?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not so many in Greensboro...
Though the new place downtown has a pretty great black bean burger. Asheville has much, much better vegetarian fare.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's your problem...
Start eating meats and you can open up your options.
by Clove on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats the worst thing about lexington
all they have is gold star. skylines, uglier but sluttier stepsister
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Gold Star because they have crinkle cut fries.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes and hot sauce!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't take the hot stuff...
The mild chili sets my mouth on fire, even.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
gold stars alright, but its no skyline. There used to be a skyline in georgetown that was all you could eat on tuesdays, but they closed. I have many memories of that miserable 15 min drive back to lex. Now i think the closest skyline to lexington in Richwood
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drive after all you can eat chili?
That does sound miserable.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
three men in the back of a celica
one of the worst moments of my life
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
From the Enquirer:
"Plum says his chili recipe has been in his family for generations. According to Plum family lore, Plum's great-grandfather got the recipe from the owners of Empress Chili, which was a frequent pit stop on his beat as a Cincinnati cop."
by Brian B on Apr 11, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love a good three way!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have a wife and kid
thats just wrong
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't Judge me!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This team
is all about groundouts with men on base.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Question
Anyone seen those nuxy patches for sale anywhere around town? They are at the ballpark but they are $15 which I think is a bit steep.
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
look at that exciting DP
get pumped fellow posters. If that doesnt work, drink whiskey, repeat till pumped
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A true leadoff guy!
Thank God.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
speed kills
is it normal for the wagon's change to be a fast as his slider
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitch FX Sez...
Average curveball: 80.39 MPH
Average changeup: 83.33 MPH
http://baseball.bornbybits.com/plots/Edinson_Volquez.html
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the good of the team, baby
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Productive Out > Any Hit
I'm surprised you didn't know that.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hits are selfish
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you get a hit...
All you're doing is swinging for yourself.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a hit in that situation is just clogging the bases right?
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We all know that hitting increases your On Base Percentage
And, of course, OBP is overrated. On-base percentage is great if you can do something with it, but clogging up the bases just isn't that great. For anybody.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
First strikeout for Volquez
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep He's been pretty terrible tonight...
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too :-)
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As you were
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunn beating the "shift"
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so... funny story...
Went out to eat with my dad an hour ago at a Chinese restaurant and they brought him scalding hot water to drink because the girl apparently thought he asked for hot water... Strange moment...
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Some people order that...
I don't get it.
by Gray on Apr 11, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was just strange... He drank it and burned himself...
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Crolfer...
The rain delay just hit, and I'm going to pick up some chinese!
In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me the choice is easy.
by chandrathan on Apr 11, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dangit EdE...
at least it wasn't a DP...
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who loses when ross is back
i say we ride bako and let ross heat up down on the farm
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rain Rain go away...
Rain on the Yankees/BoSox game every day...
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's open up the Banana Phone
I'll be taking your questions during the delay...
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
do you have your shirt on?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, but no pants
It is Friday night after all. Thanks for the call.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Bananna Phone...
Oh god... I'm going crazy...
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a Raffi fan as well
Thanks for the call.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to hear your thoughts on the following players:
Ron Santos
Enconcepcion
Coutlanger
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey good question
Santos - definite hall of famer. Calls a good game too. Not like some of these basketball idiots and their stupid phrases. Dribbled the ball?? Of course they did. You know where that comes from? ESPN. Ridiculous
Thanks for the call.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fine then... the only question that really matters...

by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we start screening callers please?
Holy Moses!
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmm... If I hadn't just ate Chinese...
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
cat is chinese
you sure you didnt already have cat?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mlb says volks was throwing a slider tonight
i was only aware he threw 3 pitches
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've never heard of him throwing a slider
Fastball, Curve, Change. That's all I've ever read in scouting reports, and all I saw in the Pitch FX data from last year. Did Gameday show a curve and change, too?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes they had him throwing 4 pitches
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey slyde
should i put aj pierzynski on my fantasy team? he's raking. Thanks!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't give a shit about your fantasy team
Are you serious?!?! Pierzynski doesn't belong on any team. That guy is a grade A asshole. Time to get out of your mother's basement and live a little. It's Friday night. Take off your pants and have some fun!
Thanks for the call.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A wise man once said...
"Sometimes, you just gotta get high as shit and take your shirt off."
Probably my favorite Red Reporter post ever. Ever.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are they uncovering the field or covering it?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think they're covering it
over and over
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's deep man
Somebody broke out the good stuff tonight.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
slyde
what's more important: talent or "grit"?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Apr 11, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I've seen a lot of players waste talent
but I've never seen anybody waste grit. Except Gray. He doesn't like any food.
Thanks for the call!
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
true grit
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
happy of decent reds game then rain delay

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
just because you've posted an LOLSEALION
doesn't mean you don't have to use english in your subjects
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
talent doesn't get your pants dirty
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope, real talent keeps it clean down there
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait
Are we talking about the same kind of "talent"?
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we ain't talking mr. ripley
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
slyde
whats your most favorite lolcats .gif?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
exactly
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats bush league
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bush league?
now I'm intrigued
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didnt get a
thanks for the call
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was an ongoing conversation
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*click*
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you hang up?
Or did you just say "Click"?
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hung up
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why are you still talking to me
you can't fool me.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
darn it
you got me
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decipticons
Thanks for the call.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yes, I realize that I totally butchered that spelling
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy answer
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about ghost pirates?
or pirate ghosts
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that they have the audacity to call themselved The Official Ninja Webpage
That right there shows that it's a fake. This is what the official ninja webpage would look like. They're crafty.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ring Ring
Is it true that Chicago has the best Cincinnati chili? And second, if I may, do all Moeller grads end up as influential as you?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chicago has the best everything, unless they have it in New York or Boston, then it is better there
And no, some Moeller grads turn into John Boehner.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit, I didn't know that
Was he really? Should have figured.... damn right wing whacko school.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey
We should go add our names under notable alumni.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohmigod
Bob Schaffer is a Moeller alum? This is the guy running for Senator in Colorado but is probably going to go down as revelations come out that he was another Jack Abramoff budy.. corrupt as hell. Man - no wonder I never go back to that place.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joel Slyde
Graduated with a degree in Philosophy probably from some Liberal Arts college nobody's ever heard of. Appeared on "Sports Talk with Paul Daugherty" on 700WLW like, once. Currently lives in his Mother's basement. Has never touched a boob.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
You know a lot about me. I've already said too much.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TheC
Played baseball with notable alum Ken Griffey Jr. Currently blogs with notable alum Slyde J. Slyde. Hasn't really accomplished much else of note, but sure as hell is better than John Boehner.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking
Slyde - Not John Boehner.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slyde...
When are we choosing the motto for Baseball-Ref?
by crolfer on Apr 11, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how about.....
"only slyde knows more than Baseball-Ref"
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight
or tomorrow. Whenever I get around to it. Then it will need to be approved by the powers that be at BBRef.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for reminding me
I just submitted it. It should take a day or so.
Everyone should keep suggesting them though as they might get chosen by someone to represent a later month.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
real reds don't wear sox
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm wearing sox
just not pants
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
im wearing
only a sock
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're together again
JAAAAAAYYYY-TEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEMMMM
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Slyde
Would you consider trading Adam Dunn for a more accomplished position player, like Julio Franco or Frank Thomas?
by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Absolutely.
but not Frank Thomas. He walks too much. Or Julio Franco, he's old.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how bout
chad moller?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Adam Dunn would hit lots of home runs
in the Mexican league. Pull the trigger on the Franco deal!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Apr 11, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
chili powder in your shoes not sox
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've signed you up for the "How to Use the Reply button" seminar tomorrow at 4:30 AM
Don't miss it as it's our last class of the Spring. As always, donuts and Sambuca are provided.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sigh it show huh?
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did i ever get the fee to you
for that class?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't bring donuts they will be gone before i get there mike stanton is coming too
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Albert belle has slimmed down
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and has reportedly
patched things up with Hannah Storm. They now have a timeshare together in the hamptons.
by Obi Juan Kenobez on Apr 11, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so Slyde
What's your favorite Michael Bolton song?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You know, I guess I just like 'em all.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody watching the Miguel Cotto fight tomorrow?
Or am I the only boxing fan left on Earth?
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My answers to that are "Yes" and "No"
but not necessarily in that order.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you are not
I'm a boxing geek, seriously. I let compubox take care of the power-punch analysis though.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 11, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ring Ring
Hey Slyde, that clown Tim Dierkes at mlbtraderumors.com in his comments section in the "rumor royalty' piece referred to The Fay as the "undisputed best source of Reds hot stove info." So is Dierkes ignorant, kissing Fay's butt, or none of the above?
by cesarhernandez on Apr 11, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he means that Fay's the best source of pointless rumors that don't go anywhere
Ergo, he fits right in with the rest of what happens at MLB Trade Rumors.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, what's the deal with the airline industry?
Is it just good business practice to skimp on ... say... maintenance that ensures the airplanes stay in the sky to save a few bucks?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
by TheC on Apr 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, they haven't crashed yet, have they?
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well
I do feel awkward.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry im bored
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Apr 11, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh, it's Friday night and you're on a baseball blog
bored isn't the half of it. :)
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not meant to be as mean as it sounds.
WHY SHOULD I CHANGE IT? HE'S THE ONE WHO SUCKS!
by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
then what does it mean to be a moderator of a baseball blog?
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It means I get to ban people who get too uppity
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well thats gotta be nice
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 11, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes me feel quite powerful
and compensates for the size of my penis.
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by Slyde on Apr 11, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's racist
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that right?
Your mother was a hamster and your father reeks of elderberries. I fart in your general direction.
"Karma - there it was. The meaning of life, straight from Carson Daly's lips to my morphine-laced ears." -Earl Hickey
by BLee2525 on Apr 11, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't tell which orafice the stench is worse
i am not just ignorant, i am an ignorant fan
by dunnateher on Apr 11, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
New thread
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/4/11/391987/game-11-thread-part-ii
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