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Game 10 Thread: Reds at Brewers Part III

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"I don't want your life." - Johnny Moxon

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 10, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately, I haven't been able to contribute much.

I have, however, been creeping all of you out from the corner of the room, just lurking.

"I don't want your life." - Johnny Moxon

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang

cruising like W.H. Auden in the bathhouses of Hong Kong

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i was just gonna say that

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

opium, that's a new one on me

just besotted with gin as far as I know

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually im not sure

but gin isnt enough to inspire good work, he had to have some other help

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 10, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only poetry I really read is Byron

because he is a badass. Went to fight for Greece, got a lot of ass, died of syphilis

by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 10, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

those things all rhyme

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Byron and his character Manfred

is largely the prototype for the dangerous lothario in modern Western Culture. From Phillip Marlowe to Clint Eastwood's Stranger

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

and when no one was looking, right to the bathhouse for steamers with Jean Genet.

I'm thirsty.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No offense

but I hate that mook-rock shit

I'm thirsty.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

What mook-rock shit?

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry bout that

I tried to reply to the Coco YouTube music selection below. This laptop is a piece of shit.

I'm thirsty.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can only hope..

..that they're still bloggin about the size of my cock two hundred years after I die.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

gif king

Wouldn't you rather people 200 years in the future post gifs of it?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Apr 10, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the future...

..they'll have time sex machines. I can't wait to be dead.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep up the good work

And the only people on the planet 200 years from now will be descendents of yours.

by Brendanukkah on Apr 10, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only Thing that scares me

Is we will see Bill Hall again in the 9th. We need more runs.

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by MixFMKyle on Apr 10, 2008 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

but he'll be facing a brewer

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang Has thrown 84 pitches

One more innning? Any chance Dusty leaves him in for the 9th?

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Apr 10, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Brewers' hosebeast is named Tranny

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

shouse looks funny on gameday

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

in that pitches come from where his penis should be

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where is his penis?

And why isn't where it should be?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

harang

Low k rate, but that means low pitch count. 71 pitches through 7 innings. I guess we'll see Cordero any way in the ninth.

by Brian B on Apr 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

espn.com

shows 84.

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Apr 10, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

still, send him out for one more. coc in the ninth

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Assuming its still a save situation that is

Bako is coming up to bat again soon.

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Apr 10, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

there would be absolutely no reason to throw cordero if the reds are up by more than three runs or if the tying run is on deck.

actually, all that shit aside, cordero hasnt had work in a few days so he'll probably come out in the ninth even if the reds are up 18

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It would be nice to get his first appearance at Miller out of the way. What do you think the reaction will be?

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Apr 10, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

not good

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know why they'd be bitter

I mean they have that guy that looks like Eric Gagne.

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Apr 10, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

boyz 2 men

I've heard that its so hard to say goodbye . . . to yesterday

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Apr 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

back

awesome we are winning!

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

its all thanks to you!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

just heard fogg delayed the masters

at Augusta, how did fogg get over there so quickly?

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 10, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

lol!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Me too!

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Apr 10, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

me 3 lol!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

PINCH.... HITTER

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

99 pitches

gem

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed

How does Jason Kendall keep hitting?

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Apr 10, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let Harang finish it

If it ain't broke.....

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 10, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd agree with you if...

If Cordero had been pitching a lot recently. It's still early in the season - save Harang's arm for another time that the pen needs a day off

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey

by JJ on Apr 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang finished 8 innings at 99 pitches

Pat on the back, good day, bring in the closer for the 9th.

by rojosoto on Apr 10, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Bottom of the ninth. Reds lead.

I'm switching to Marty.

Is it safe?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you the one who suggested listening to the Brewers' feed?

Because I have for the past two games and its been MUCH better. They actually talk about the game, and in between pitches, they talk about the players IN THE GAME! What a concept!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got XM so I very often listen to the opponent's feed.

It's always better than Marty. Often, it's much better.

But Mary actually does his job in the ninth inning. So there's that.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right...

It would be a bit much to ask the other team's announcers to say,

"And this one belongs to the Reds!!"

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

cover the game

When do they find time to play Ask Marty?

If you're not having fun, stop participating.

by redandblue on Apr 10, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure someone will Ask Marty

What the fuck's happening in the game?

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Henson's Derek Turnbow in to pitch

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Awesome.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

which one is he supposed to be?

fozzie bear?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

the dude with the sax

was always my favorite. Modeled my early 20's wardrobe after him and Dr. Teeth.

I'm thirsty.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, these guys are the best

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

And I'd like to nominate that as the motto of the sponsered page. It makes as much sense as everything else we do here.

Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.

by jch24 on Apr 10, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coco coming on.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions  

quick hits

give me the story of the game thus far!

by Blue on Apr 10, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions  

two rbi's for bako

two-run jack for edwin to break it open. harang's been spectac

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

More

1 thru 4 hitters are 0 for 14.
5 thru 8 are 7 for 13 with all the runs and rbi's.

Harang 8 innings, 99 pitches, just the 1 run allowed in the 2nd.
Reds tied it in the 5th an scored 3 times in the 7th.

by rojosoto on Apr 10, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

good

now if Cowboy would only tell Marty to shut the fuck up the day would be complete

I'm thirsty.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm outta here

Going to listen to the rest on the radio.

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Apr 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

its finally

time for coco

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT reply actions  

"Push the envelope to the line."

Do ya think those are intentionally mixed metaphors?

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out the door

and innuendo. For dunces, that is.

I'm thirsty.

by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

to the car!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

save situation

Let's get through the top of the order, coco! You don't want to face Hall in the bottom of the 9th.

by rojosoto on Apr 10, 2008 3:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ESPN lied to me

It told me Weeks was supposed to lead off the inning.
That's OK - Cordero, please introduce Hall to the new Reds bullpen.

by rojosoto on Apr 10, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're booing in Milwaukee

The Brewer's radio feed stuck around an extra minute to get the reaction of Cordero coming in. It was mostly unfriendly to put it mildly.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of Corey Hart

I noticed a couple things about Miley Cyrus' new single the other day. (1) The verse sounds exactly like Sunglasses at Night and (2) it's fuckinng awesome.

by Red Menace on Apr 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

laptop AND the car

shoulda thought of this sooner...

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

i got ya

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 10, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

not seeing it

apparently something is blocking photos, I don't know if its because of size or location

by Blue on Apr 10, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 10, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

coco's throwing 97 mph pellets

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

where's battlekow?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

measuring Byron's penis

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cordero made Braun look silly

I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...

by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Braun looking silly

To be fair, that's easy enough to do. Have you seen his profile pic.

by rojosoto on Apr 10, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then there was Bill

Get 'im!

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 10, 2008 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a nice little win

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

2 out of three from Milwaukee in Milwaukee

Now that ain't bad.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 10, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

reds win

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Apr 10, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

BIRDS

We're in it the year BIRDS.

by Blue on Apr 10, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

this year

We're in it THIS year BIRDS.

by Blue on Apr 10, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

we haven't lost a series yet

not bad

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Apr 10, 2008 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Even better

We've played three teams that are expected to at contend for, if not win, their divisions. I'm pleased.

Can't say enough about our pitching staff! (Or pirding staff, in deference to Blue)

by Brendanukkah on Apr 10, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So... who wants to crash the Royals GameThread tonight?

This site has become my social life. With two small kids and a wife who takes classes at night, its all I've got.

The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!

by TheC on Apr 10, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Corey Hart

My wife takes some classes at night, so I can... so I can... go hang out on the game threads on the 'net!

by Brendanukkah on Apr 10, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

No walks for Harang?

Damn. This staff has been stingy.

by ken on Apr 10, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions  

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