Game 10 Thread: Reds at Brewers Part III
Edwin is sehr unclutch
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"I don't want your life." - Johnny Moxon
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 10, 2008 2:56 PM EDT reply actions
Howdy, 3s. Ya haven't been around much, have you?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to contribute much.
I have, however, been creeping all of you out from the corner of the room, just lurking.
"I don't want your life." - Johnny Moxon
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Harang
cruising like W.H. Auden in the bathhouses of Hong Kong
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 2:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i was just gonna say that
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
hopefully with a little less opium
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 10, 2008 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions
opium, that's a new one on me
just besotted with gin as far as I know
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
actually im not sure
but gin isnt enough to inspire good work, he had to have some other help
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 10, 2008 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions
catamites
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
if it works for ya
Im not one to judge.
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 10, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
the only poetry I really read is Byron
because he is a badass. Went to fight for Greece, got a lot of ass, died of syphilis
by johnny cueto thinks we're sellouts on Apr 10, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions
those things all rhyme
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Byron and his character Manfred
is largely the prototype for the dangerous lothario in modern Western Culture. From Phillip Marlowe to Clint Eastwood's Stranger
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
and when no one was looking, right to the bathhouse for steamers with Jean Genet.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
No offense
but I hate that mook-rock shit
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
What mook-rock shit?
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry bout that
I tried to reply to the Coco YouTube music selection below. This laptop is a piece of shit.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I can only hope..
..that they're still bloggin about the size of my cock two hundred years after I die.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
gif king
Wouldn't you rather people 200 years in the future post gifs of it?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
In the future...
..they'll have time sex machines. I can't wait to be dead.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep up the good work
And the only people on the planet 200 years from now will be descendents of yours.
by Brendanukkah on Apr 10, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Only Thing that scares me
Is we will see Bill Hall again in the 9th. We need more runs.
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Harang Has thrown 84 pitches
One more innning? Any chance Dusty leaves him in for the 9th?
Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?
shouse looks funny on gameday
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
in that pitches come from where his penis should be
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Where is his penis?
And why isn't where it should be?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
harang
Low k rate, but that means low pitch count. 71 pitches through 7 innings. I guess we'll see Cordero any way in the ninth.
yeah
still, send him out for one more. coc in the ninth
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Assuming its still a save situation that is
Bako is coming up to bat again soon.
Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?
yeah
there would be absolutely no reason to throw cordero if the reds are up by more than three runs or if the tying run is on deck.
actually, all that shit aside, cordero hasnt had work in a few days so he'll probably come out in the ninth even if the reds are up 18
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Yeah
It would be nice to get his first appearance at Miller out of the way. What do you think the reaction will be?
Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?
not good
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
I don't know why they'd be bitter
I mean they have that guy that looks like Eric Gagne.
Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?
Unfortunately, he pitches like Eric Gagne
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
boyz 2 men
I've heard that its so hard to say goodbye . . . to yesterday
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
its all thanks to you!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
just heard fogg delayed the masters
at Augusta, how did fogg get over there so quickly?
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
lol!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
PINCH.... HITTER
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
craig counsell...
is still alive? and employed?
by RedHotHollywood on Apr 10, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
99 pitches
gem
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Let Harang finish it
If it ain't broke.....
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
I'd agree with you if...
If Cordero had been pitching a lot recently. It's still early in the season - save Harang's arm for another time that the pen needs a day off
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
by JJ on Apr 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Still, I'd like to stomp out of Milwaukee with a statement from our ace..
.."We're in it htis year, bitches."
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Harang finished 8 innings at 99 pitches
Pat on the back, good day, bring in the closer for the 9th.
Are you the one who suggested listening to the Brewers' feed?
Because I have for the past two games and its been MUCH better. They actually talk about the game, and in between pitches, they talk about the players IN THE GAME! What a concept!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
I've got XM so I very often listen to the opponent's feed.
It's always better than Marty. Often, it's much better.
But Mary actually does his job in the ninth inning. So there's that.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
cover the game
When do they find time to play Ask Marty?
If you're not having fun, stop participating.
I'm sure someone will Ask Marty
What the fuck's happening in the game?
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim Henson's Derek Turnbow in to pitch
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Awesome.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
which one is he supposed to be?
fozzie bear?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
the dude with the sax
was always my favorite. Modeled my early 20's wardrobe after him and Dr. Teeth.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
nah, these guys are the best

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
They don't care for most things.
"I don't want your life." - Johnny Moxon
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Apr 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Good move.
Zoot was the only Muppet who was clearly and obviously getting laid.

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
And I'd like to nominate that as the motto of the sponsered page. It makes as much sense as everything else we do here.
Please Note: I may be totally full of shit.
quick hits
give me the story of the game thus far!
two rbi's for bako
two-run jack for edwin to break it open. harang's been spectac
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
gem from Harang
blast from EdE
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
More
1 thru 4 hitters are 0 for 14.
5 thru 8 are 7 for 13 with all the runs and rbi's.
Harang 8 innings, 99 pitches, just the 1 run allowed in the 2nd.
Reds tied it in the 5th an scored 3 times in the 7th.
It's been beautiful

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
good
now if Cowboy would only tell Marty to shut the fuck up the day would be complete
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm outta here
Going to listen to the rest on the radio.
Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?
"Push the envelope to the line."
Do ya think those are intentionally mixed metaphors?
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Out the door
and innuendo. For dunces, that is.
I'm thirsty.
by Pops Daniels on Apr 10, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
to the car!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
save situation
Let's get through the top of the order, coco! You don't want to face Hall in the bottom of the 9th.
ESPN lied to me
It told me Weeks was supposed to lead off the inning.
That's OK - Cordero, please introduce Hall to the new Reds bullpen.
They're booing in Milwaukee
The Brewer's radio feed stuck around an extra minute to get the reaction of Cordero coming in. It was mostly unfriendly to put it mildly.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Speaking of Corey Hart
I noticed a couple things about Miley Cyrus' new single the other day. (1) The verse sounds exactly like Sunglasses at Night and (2) it's fuckinng awesome.
laptop AND the car
shoulda thought of this sooner...
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
not seeing it
apparently something is blocking photos, I don't know if its because of size or location
coco's throwing 97 mph pellets
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
where's battlekow?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
measuring Byron's penis
I've got a plan and it's as hot as my pants...
by Man Mountain on Apr 10, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Braun looking silly
To be fair, that's easy enough to do. Have you seen his profile pic.
Looks kinda like Harry Connick Jr.
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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
And then there was Bill
Get 'im!
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
that was a nice little win
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
2 out of three from Milwaukee in Milwaukee
Now that ain't bad.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
we haven't lost a series yet
not bad
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Even better
We've played three teams that are expected to at contend for, if not win, their divisions. I'm pleased.
Can't say enough about our pitching staff! (Or pirding staff, in deference to Blue)
by Brendanukkah on Apr 10, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
So... who wants to crash the Royals GameThread tonight?
This site has become my social life. With two small kids and a wife who takes classes at night, its all I've got.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Corey Hart
My wife takes some classes at night, so I can... so I can... go hang out on the game threads on the 'net!
by Brendanukkah on Apr 10, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
I am out
to run the streets of Santo Domingo yelling the name of our Dominican heroes.
'Til next time.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Apr 10, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions

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by Fat Vegas Alan on Apr 10, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions

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