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Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Diamondbacks Part 2

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All of a sudden it's raining baseballs in the outfield stands, and Aaron Harang is having some difficulties. Hopefully he'll settle down.

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on the second thread

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 3:51 PM EDT   0 recs

a new thread

a new beginning

by Blue on Mar 31, 2008 3:51 PM EDT   0 recs

Second

Thanks for doing this JD, the load times were getting really slow

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Mar 31, 2008 3:52 PM EDT   0 recs

This brave new game thread will usher in an era

of great prosperity for the Reds. Honest.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:52 PM EDT   0 recs

until MLB sues us

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:52 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

FVA

For the Webb strikeout, I request one of his fellow Wildcats, Ashley Judd.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Mar 31, 2008 3:53 PM EDT   0 recs

Or the one on your thread

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Mar 31, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yay

Thank you, .gif monkey.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Mar 31, 2008 3:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i want aaron boone's wife

as a gif

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:53 PM EDT   0 recs

hes not your gif monkey!

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 31, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Then you should have won the upset pool

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Mar 31, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ive got to go to class in ten minutes

Im gonna be depressed all night.

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2008 3:53 PM EDT   0 recs

be responsible drink and blog

don't go to class

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

my advice to you

is to start drinking heavily

by Blue on Mar 31, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

start?

i would hope you started a looooong time ago.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 3:55 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Nah guys

I have to learn about the history of history...

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2008 3:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Continuity

Change.

There. Stay and have a drink.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

history

the history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles.

you like that? I'll let you use it.

by Blue on Mar 31, 2008 3:58 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

historyiogrpahy?

are you a history major?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm a senior history major

i'll answer all your questions. Especially if they pertain to modern american political history, Cuban, Haitian, or Guyanese history.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

FINALLY!!

someone to answer all my questions on Guyanese history! ive waited so long...

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up   1 recs

Kennedy spent more time dealing with Guyanese policy than anything else during his presidency

who was teh first American woman to become President?

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

as i recall

kennedy also spent plenty of time polling marilyn monroe. so we'll call him a well-rounded individual.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 4:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

answer jannet jagan

she is a jewish woman from chicago. She married Cheddi Jagan, who was president of Guyana in the 60s, a communist (legitmatly elected), who Kennedy had overthrown because we support democracy. He became President again in the 90s, died, and his wife came to power.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 4:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

historians are like girls

im sure they serve some kind of purpose in this universe, but its hard to say what.

and just FYI, i got my BA in history. and im married. to a girl.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 4:09 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hahhahah

historyiogrpahy someones been drinking.

Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy

by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2008 3:59 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

no, i just can't spell ask anyone on this board

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

fuck it all

he's not getting any calls

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 3:54 PM EDT   0 recs

god 63 pitches already

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 31, 2008 3:57 PM EDT   0 recs

he's only 1/3 of the way through his pitch count

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:57 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

If he settles down, he could get six

I say keep him in til at least 100 pitches. Try not to go to the bullpen right away.

Although there's a day off tomorrow, so, as always, I'm just talking out my ass.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 4:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Guh

Glad that's over with. Javy, Adam, Corey... you know what to do.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:59 PM EDT   0 recs

it seems that harang does this every opening day

probably nerves

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Mar 31, 2008 3:59 PM EDT   0 recs

he threw 7 innings of 1 or no run baseball last year on opening day

this is only his third. So the sample size isn't there. He does have quite a few starts destroyed by one big inning.

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 4:00 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

ss got justin'd

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Mar 31, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

3rd inning: 2 HR 2 BB 2K

weird

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Mar 31, 2008 3:59 PM EDT   0 recs

And 2 LOB

2 weird!!

by ken on Mar 31, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And 2 ER

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Mar 31, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

celebrate good times

oops, warning track power.

by Blue on Mar 31, 2008 4:01 PM EDT   0 recs

Spicy Single!

Seeks teammate to drive him home.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 4:01 PM EDT   0 recs

Lemme guess

Sac bunt coming up?

by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 4:02 PM EDT   0 recs

Even better

Strikes out on a missed bunt. If I recall, we couldn't bunt very well last year either. And if I further recall, that didn't stop us from trying. I've never been as fundamentally opposed to bunting as some on this site, but I'm getting there.

by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 4:05 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Mark Reynolds K

The funniest .gif you can find involving Reynolds Wrap.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Mar 31, 2008 4:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

alternately

the funniest .gif you can find involving reynold's transport theory

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Mar 31, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

a game day tradition for the 2008 reds

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Mar 31, 2008 4:03 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

As I was saying its a good thing Votto

is sitting today, the way Webb is throwing.

Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,

by Madville on Mar 31, 2008 4:05 PM EDT   0 recs

Thom talking about the 04 D-backs

Drink again. For at least the 10th time.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Mar 31, 2008 4:05 PM EDT   0 recs

that was awesome

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 31, 2008 4:09 PM EDT   0 recs

im sure it has been brought to your attention by now,

but im really pleased with the little avatars we get with the new format. really pleased.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 4:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i know ssomeone who isnt pleased...

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 31, 2008 4:10 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

he has a stutter

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 4:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

i am one sexy girl

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Mar 31, 2008 4:18 PM EDT to parent up   1 recs

im the one with the dark hair right?

please please please pleaseeeeeeeee....

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Mar 31, 2008 4:22 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

wait. do you want to be the hotter one?

or the other one in hopes that you will make out with the hotter girl?

I don't really understand these things

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Mar 31, 2008 4:23 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Harang is settling down

tHom on the other hand is just warming up.Who cares if Cowperson is a handyfucking man.

Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,

by Madville on Mar 31, 2008 4:12 PM EDT   0 recs

Griffey, Phillips, Dunn, EdE

This is a run(s)-scoring inning!

by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 4:13 PM EDT   0 recs

not if dunn cloggs the bases for ede

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 4:14 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Look out Kenny - don't be a clogger

Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,

by Madville on Mar 31, 2008 4:16 PM EDT   0 recs

shit

The Dusty Path to the World Series!*

*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.

by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 4:17 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

this interview is going great

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 31, 2008 4:16 PM EDT   0 recs

avoid the double play

do not seek the treasure

by Blue on Mar 31, 2008 4:17 PM EDT   0 recs

WHO HOOOOOOOOO

"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra

by shortstopv2 on Mar 31, 2008 4:18 PM EDT   0 recs

wow

some excitement out of bob

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 31, 2008 4:18 PM EDT   0 recs

hell yeah!!!

whoo!!!!!!!!

by Blue on Mar 31, 2008 4:18 PM EDT   0 recs

yeah boy yeah boy yeah boy

yeah boy yeah boy yeah boy

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 4:18 PM EDT   0 recs

Jr ! Brandon clobbers it after Cowperson

discussed what a shitty sinkerball hitter BP is - Go Adam

Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,

by Madville on Mar 31, 2008 4:19 PM EDT   0 recs

Yesssssss

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Mar 31, 2008 4:19 PM EDT   0 recs

dunn does the little thing

um... yay?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 31, 2008 4:19 PM EDT   0 recs

dunner

with the sac. little ball runs!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 4:19 PM EDT