Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Diamondbacks
Arizona Diamondbacks at Cincinnati Reds, Mar 31, 2008 2:10 PM EDT
It's Opening Day once again. Somehow the grass is greener. The temperature is warmer. Aaron Harang is a little less ugly. Isn't it glorious?
This game is the start and continuation of a new era for the Reds. I think we can all see some positive direction for the organization, even if things aren't going precisely as we'd like them. Here's hoping this season gets started off on a positive note!
And I'll give the SBN guys some credit. They've added some neat little features for the game threads. Not sure if they'll all work properly today, but I'm looking forward to seeing them in action. Hopefully they'll add to the pleasure of being drunk on boobs's couch, if anything truly can add to that experience.
Webb photo courtesy of AP, taken by Nam Y. Huh
Harang photo courtesy of AP, taken by Al Behrman
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The first first AND a POST button?
Woo hoo!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Since it's Opening Day (yay!), I won't bother pointing out that's racist
But perhaps the "What Makes the Red Man Red?" song from Peter Pan might have been more appropriate for the occasion.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
hallelujah!
welcome to the 2008 baseball season, come whatever may...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."
I hate snakes!

Do we have to drink on every Diamondbacks reference by tHom today?
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
If you're not at work
Yes.
And if you are at work... yes.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
then you were my bartender
on Saturday night.
Plus ca change...
by Man Mountain on Mar 31, 2008 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
I hate Webb
Mostly because spiders and pigs think he's 
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Why is Stanton listed on the 25 man roster
but Cueto isn't. I checked at Reds.com, it is strange. I guess the Reds have yet to officailly do all the roster moves.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
By the way
boobs says the number in parentheses after the pitcher's name above is his weight in stones. And since boobs is the sitting chairman on the RR Official Weights and Measures board, I'm obligated to accept his explanation.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
A stone is equal to 14 lbs.
Therefore, each pitcher weighs over a ton.
Ray King's weight is measured in boulders.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy Opening Day
I'm going down for the game, but I had to come in for a half day of work. Enjoy it guys. Let's hope for a repeat of 05, the last opening day I attended.
Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser?BOOSE BONZER?
PDT?
My settings are for Eastern time and yet this page helpfully tells me the game is on at 11:10am PDT.
Curses on ESPN for not showing the game and curses on MLB for not making the Reds the first game of the year anymore.
by MirrorLakeJump on Mar 31, 2008 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
a County Commissioner
I would have been happier with one of the local "Survivor" contestants...or JD, rumor is he still exists. (Not that i have proof....)
JD is probably more qualified
to throw out the first pitch than this guy.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
This guy has a debilitating disease and has to use a walker.
He was a fine high school athlete and a track star at Kenyon. Todd Portune, ladies and gentlemen, even if you don't like his politics, he is a genuinely nice and good guy.
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
I honestly don't know much about the guy.
But I do think there are plenty of people more deserving than a county commissioner to throw out the first pitch at one of the greatest traditions in sports. It's arguably the most heralded sporting event in the city every year, and the first pitch people usually are pretty high-profile guys.
Personally, I think it would have been fitting for Kim Nuxhall to get the honor, but I digress.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
True that it is an honor deserving someone of a higher post, but at least Mr. Mallory isn't back on the mound.
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
we should make that happen
RedReporter night @ GABP!! JD throws out the first pitch, OBC, Ash and Sukr throw down the first beers, Officer Dibble throws out the first drunk (provided it is not OBC, Ash, or Sukr)
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
I still exist, baby on the way and swamped with work... but I have a sweet LCD TV in my office now so I'm pretty excited about being able to watch the Reds while working.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are watching the Reds on a sweet TV while working.
Thanks for rubbing it in.
Although my boss just left for the day. Absolutely no work will be done.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
ahhhhh opening day
lets hear your best memories....
mine- watch ken griffey jrs first AB in cincinnati. (he stuck out)
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
Ice cream from the bottom of a comet?
Color me curious.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
That's at least 1/2 a kilometer.
or ~0.8 miles.
Color me impressed.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
ouch.
i get miles and km confused.
This is why i'm leaving engineering.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
My friends always said I had long tongue and I could make some money with it one day
Indeed.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
Slyde... what new features should we be looking for?
Will they show up automatically on this page?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
yes, hopefully
Lineups should pop up automatically under the pictures once they get posted to the system, though it wasn't working right for the game last night. Also, I believe the grey box at the top of the post should turn into a linescore. I think eventually a live boxscore should be available through the site as well, but I'm not sure on that one. I think there should be a bare bones gameday type feature as well.
At least, that's sort of what I've heard.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
there will be a regularly updating linescore
at the top of this thread and at the top of the blog
it's not real-time, but probably updates every few minutes or so
the lineups will not automatically appear...although we're working on that for later down the road
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on Mar 31, 2008 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I embedded the lineup widget already
Will it automatically update when the lineups are posted? I think it is still embedded there.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
it does not automatically update
also, disregard what I said above about the linescore in the gamethread - we took it out this morning because it's up top where no one can see it and it's an unnecessary load on the server since it refreshes so often
I'm one of the guys that built the new SB Nation
by Trei Brundrett on Mar 31, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool, I've actually added the boxscore widget at the top as well
So, it's there for us, and it's not repeated.
I think I've figured out the bug on new items being marked as read when they appear above the item you are reading. It looks like using z (instead of C-X) marks everything above where you are as read. Does this make sense?
I'm switching to C-X instead of just Z.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
Thank god.
Especially since basketball has become no longer interesting to me.
MLB.tv is bought and my laptop is attached to the lab projector.
I've got a restoration ecology paper to write, a constitutional law class to attend and about 20 samples worth of COD to process. Then it's go time.
Also have to convince my boyfriend to bring me homebrew while i'm at school.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
who here has been to opening day?
I went to opening day 1999. Brett Tomko started, the Reds lost to the Giants. I was sitting under the jumbotron. Some drunk guy next to me kept shouting "BONDS YOU SUCK, YOUR DAD SUCKED, YOU MOM SUCKED, YOUR KIDS SUCK!"
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
I went to nearly every opening day from 1985 through 2001
when I was writing. The press box was a great place to be for most of them, just like it would be today.
We Are ... Marshall!
by Thundering Turtle on Mar 31, 2008 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I wonder anyone has every called him "Bronson"
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions
* wipes tear *
I would have loved to hear a certain someone call him Bronson
by nlt-andrew68 on Mar 31, 2008 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm hoping for an hour rain delay
i have class from 1-3 this afternoon. Then I can use MLB audio, another fucking way baseball sucks us dry, because god fucking forbid i listen to a game on the internet for free. Or god fucking forbid the Lima Reds affilate be decernable in Ada.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I've got the GameDay Audio thing too. I think it's a pretty good deal, especially for spring training games and afternoon games. Not bad for 15 bucks.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Speaking of Gameday audio...
Can any of you get it to work right now? Its 1:15 and I can't get the Tigers-Royals game to work. I'm testing it for later.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Nevermind
I have the Yankees broadcast streaming now, so it must have been something specific about the Tigers feed.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Sounds like you're getting your wish.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I updated George Grande's wikipedia page
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Grande
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
If it's on Wikipedia, it must be true.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions
12:49 PM and the rain comes down harder
Does anyone know if its supposed to stop soon. Fortunately the rain will not affect George Grande, his partial lobotomy acts a filter against anything remotely confrontational or negative.
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
i'll point you in the right direction
Or ask Johnny Benches former lover on FOX 19.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Former? Maybe John's w/Steve Norris from Channel 9
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
Anyone else listen to Centerfield today
maybe repeatively?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
"Look at me. Corey P. Centerfield!"
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ya'll are gonna think this is realllllly corny.
I spent a summer in Minneapolis right after college. Met a lovely gal. She introduced me to this song. I liked it. Quite a bit. I guess I even liked it a little bit more than I ever liked her. But she was good to me. She let me listen to Twins games on the radio any time I wanted. Herb Carneal and John Gordon taught me things about "the game within the game" that I knew nothing about. I fell in love. With baseball.
I never felt magic crazy as this
I never saw moons knew the meaning of the sea
I never held emotion in the palm of my hand
Or felt sweet breezes in the top of a tree
But now you're here
Brighten my northern sky.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 31, 2008 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I was introduced to Nick Drake
by a Cabrio commerical. Not quite the same.
Although...

VOLQSWAGON!
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a baseball playlist going
Play Ball - that Blessid Union GABP song
Cheap Seats - Alabama
Talking Baseball - Terry Cashman
Six months out of every year from Damn Yankees
I could have added some baseball-metaphor songs like Paradise by the Dashboard Lights, but eh...
heh
I never held emotion in the palm of my hand
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
I'll be one pissed off cracker
if I can't see this game in its entirety because of a delay.
Let's go Reds!!
What's up people. Stlil getting used to all this new SB Nation stuff...Here's to the first steps to another Wire to Wire season.
No more Coutlangus jokes
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions
anybody got a gameday audio link?
I'm totally lost over here. : (
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_03_31_arimlb_cinmlb_1&mode=preview
the link is on that page
Gameday Audio trouble?
Is anybody else having trouble with Gameday audio? The page keeps "aborting. "
It's doing that for me, as well
"TMI? TMI is 'too much information'. I used to say, 'don't go there,' but that's lame."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 31, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine works now.
"TMI? TMI is 'too much information'. I used to say, 'don't go there,' but that's lame."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 31, 2008 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Same here
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions
More travails
The page loads, but nothing happens--the audio part isn't loading. is this happening to anybody else?
Click the part in the window that says
"Use Classic Multimedia Player" or something to that extent. That's how I got it to load
"TMI? TMI is 'too much information'. I used to say, 'don't go there,' but that's lame."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 31, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm hearing at least a 30 minute delay...
and that's if it ever stops raining
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Mar 31, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
how long is this delay supposed to be?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
omgosh
is anybody seeing this bronson arroyo jtm commercial???
LOLOL
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
No
Is it better than his "Shit. How 'bout I just hit a double?" one? Answer: No. Nothing is better than that.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
weather.com
says 60% chance of rain for ever hour until 7pm
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
WeatherUnderground.com
..says 80% chance of light rain.
The bluebird is no longer on my shoulder.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 31, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Ben Sheets
Batting 8th for the Brewers today. That's interesting.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
ned yost, the host with the most
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
I never understood why that's not more popular.
There's some sabremetric evidence, but it moreover, it sounds like some crazy baseball wisdom. What's not to love?
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Richie Gardner claimed off waivers by Brewers
I guess the Brewers were ahead of the Nats in the waiver order.
How bad is it raining in Cinci?
Don't tell me im gonna miss opening day...
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2008 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
Just starting it now.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm stuck in courtroom hell
anyone have Red Menace's phone #? There is no way I can make Buckeye Hall of Fame today.
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds
Estimated starting time according to Marty
3:00 PM
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
But I want my Oompa Loompa
nooooooooooooooooow!
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Witness the power of that fully operational Tigers lineup
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions
The Tigers
look scary. Ordonez is a beast.
by Obi Juan Kenobez on Mar 31, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions
cabrera aint bad, either
can i change my pick for winner of the al central?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
offensively or defensively?
Plus ca change...
by Man Mountain on Mar 31, 2008 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions
plus
verlander's a hot steaming turd of a beast
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Alex Gordon just made it interesting
2RHR. Someone here must have made him their "bounceback" choice.
Gameday
Is gameday airing anything for anybody? I've got dead air.
anyone know how to make the thread format with the most recent post a the top? I didn't see that in my fancy dashboard settings.
you cant
but... go here and rec my comment, and eventually they might give it back to us.
(Shit, now I don't know how to make the comment stand alone. anyway, look in that thread for my comment. Do a search for "newest appeared at the top" and that should do it. then rec the comment.)
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
by boobs on Mar 31, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
damn
that link isnt working for me. Here's the link just to the thread.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Out like a lamb, my ass
Fuck you, March!
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
March 31st showers
bring april flowers
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
You know
I come in here for the ten minutes during a break in class to see how my boys are doing and wham! i get slapped in the face by a rain delay. on the brighter side, this might mean that i actually get to listen to the game while writing a paper tonight. Ah, silver linings!
Youth wins games; veteran presence wins championships!
Howdy from Bdubs
Bigger crowd here than last year. Lots of crying kids. WTF?
'than had all you can eat wings, and ordered a few more than he could down, so I'm picking off his plate now.
'than's on beer #3 of the 23 ouncer. I'm just finishing up #2. snohio, who showed up late just cleaned up a dozen wings and his first brew.
Time to introduce our 2008 Cincinnati Reds!
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
Holy new interface Batman
on mlb.tv as well. Go away for a couple of weeks and my world turns upside down.
Whats the word on the game
Im getting nervous, they won't rain out opening day will they??? Im not in Cinci BTW
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2008 2:48 PM EDT reply actions
It's happening.
Player introductions now, game starts around 3
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Harang wearing a Nuxhall 41 jersey for the game
Very cool
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Ah, I didn't catch that.
That's really cool.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
So, they're all wearing Nuxie's number?
Cool. But, they take it off during the game, right?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
it has their number on the front
and nuxies on the back
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Yeah, they wear their own numbers for the game
"TMI? TMI is 'too much information'. I used to say, 'don't go there,' but that's lame."
by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Mar 31, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
anybody know how affeldt can have #41
when apparetly nuxie has it
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
Just means he's on the team
Apparently a teamwide tribute. Very nice gesture, I think.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
yes
see if you can figure it out!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
i want to get a affeldt jersey
on mlb.com but it wont let me use #41
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
by shortstopv2 on Mar 31, 2008 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe this guy ever left
EVIL GENIUS!
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
And the plot fucking thickens
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
You want a $200 customized Jeremy Affeldt jersey?
Ha!
Good one.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 31, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahah Color Gaurd
Why do they let the fat girls from high school on the field on opening day?
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2008 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
those jerseys are effing awesome
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
hey boobs
chandrathan wants to know if you are here at Bdubs and just not telling us.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
One of our own?
On Rob Neyer's ESPN chat:
Zach (Cincinnati): Why didn't Brandon Phillips make your list?
Rob Neyer: (2:43 PM ET ) He's not all that young, but the real problem was that I just don't quite believe in him yet. Might be different in six months.
30-30 with GG-caliber defense not enough for you, Neyer?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Our Zach would have asked about Castro
but his question would have been about Castrol Motor Oil.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Why? Are you here?
We're the one's in the Reds shirts watching the game.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
by Slyde on Mar 31, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Your custom Hairston Reds jersey?
Or your throwback Coutlangus?
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
No thank you..
..to anything back Coutlangus.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 31, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Hi Guys
My Opening Day Resolutions this year:
Post in more gamethreads.
Buy a post-Larkin-era jersey.
im hungry
im gonna get a dozen parm garlic wings. boneless
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Do you have the same fat waiter in the Adam Dunn shirt that we do?
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
Happy Opening Day
As one of your guys said over with us, "Shake hands and come out fightin.'" Here's to that, and a good season for all. Except the Yankees, of course. :-)
i got my wish
i can hear the first pitch.
STRIKE ONE!
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
start the season with a K
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
i think he asked for a harangatan...
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
nice typewriter....
a href="http://s106.photobucket.com/albums/m242/badandy68/?action=view¤t=292603Chimpanzee-at-Typewriter-Post.jpg" target="_blank">
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Mar 31, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he will be benched for that replaced by castro
the proficy will proove true.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The iPhone with it's automatic spelling gets another one
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
ill take a molina
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
you are correct
whats the point of having a catcher who can catch
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
well shit
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
So, apparently
GameDay audio has at least a 15 second delay
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anything make Marty happier
... then EdE making an error?
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Fuck Gameday audio
They keep tryign to add all these bell and whistles and I can't get this damn thing working. MLB's mac support sucks. I can't use this Silverlight or find a working link to the damn original player.
can you believe it
opening day is so strange, you wait all winter for this day, and than game two starts and you realize that you have baseball for for the next 6 innings.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
i hope the season lasts even longer than 6 innings
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
none, i had class until now
you have read my work before.
Some how in a research paper I wrote on Reagan, the word "The Beagle" found its way on page 10 with no context in the middle of a paragraph about Trickle down.
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
"Something d-o-o economics."
"Dog doo economics."
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Here are some words that rhyme with "Corey"
Story. Gorey. Montessori. Allegory.
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
thank god no
much better to make contact and ground out
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
DRINK
by proxy?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
"Thom informed us that it was
exactly 10 years ago today that the Diamondbacks played their first game ever."
Drink.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
griffey alert
we're seven away
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
One more homer gives him the record for dingers on Opening Day
Or ties it. Either way, how 'bout going yard, Grif?
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
alright
that was some nasty ass stuff
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Suddenly Patterson making contact seems a little better
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
He's the best player the Reds have
that inning.
Good thing nobody got on base for the middle of the lineup.
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
i think patience is most important against a guy like webb
you have to take walks and get a couple lucky hits. if you just go up hacking all day you're toast
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
that first inning kinda put a damper on the whole opening day thing
Error, wild pitch, unearned run
ground out, K, K
lets start over
I call bullshit
on this new mlb.com SilverChair player (or whatever). Anyone else trying to watch in 1.2M mode? Mine keeps crappin out after 60 seconds or so.
by Obi Juan Kenobez on Mar 31, 2008 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
i just posted about this below...
but, agreed, this silverlight thing is awful. 1.2 is very choppy, and 800k isn't much better. i uninstalled and went back to the old player.
OK... relax
1457 innings left, give or take.... things will get better.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
or 6
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, I gave up already
Lets get ourselves a good draft pick
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i am having my first beer
my first season of age.
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If crolfer gives you ten bucks, can you hook him up?
by Brendanukkah on Mar 31, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
that is illegal
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by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll actually be able to get one in
getting to watch the end of the game after I get home from work. Terrific.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
microsoft silverlight?
anyone else with mlb.tv think this new application blows hard? i ended up uninstalling it and going with the old media player.
how many innings in a season?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
15
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by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
there we go
harangatang!
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
tech question
I can't get MLB.com sites to open properly with Safari. It says there's a height and weight problem that makes the page load on a loop. Any suggestions?
Did I mention how much I love MLB products?
Plus ca change...
This sounds like a weights and measures question
boobs?
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!
does she way weigh more than a duck?
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
i dunno
lose some weight?

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
did you happen to see who started between 2nd and third?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
Can you trick it?
Get one of your skinny friends to open it for you. (Or fat or short or whatever.... I have no idea what you look like.)
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
I'm shaving between innings
got to get the bats started.
1456.5 innings left
give or take
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
Damn, FVA
I missed the last two Ks. 2 more .gifs, por favor.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
i want something pretty
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't think of anything.
Give Justin something pretty.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
adam dunn is gonna homer here
but only b/c no one is on base
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
Just in time for Dunn!
Rip one for Dusty....bummer - well next time
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
EdE clogging the bases already
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
if coach narron were working with fistbands
there would be a pinch runner by now
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
No more perfect game!
Its a start.
The season doesn't start until the Cincinnati Reds take the field! Reclaim The Opener!!
worlds best dad
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by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
He seemed like he saw the ball better than anyone
else so far. suprising.
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions
The Desrving Hatteberg flies out
Cool now its tHom-time!
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
Shot glasses ready
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Mar 31, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe he will provide us with a power hour
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by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
oh fuck
tHom is coming
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*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
that is why walkers are bad leading off
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Well Fuck
Too bad Cowperson isn't pitching....
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
Wooooahhhh
thats a long shot
Are there any more dinner rolls? -President Ted Kennedy
by The Crushinator on Mar 31, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
well harang just looks spectacular
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah
tHom-time = Diamondback power surge
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
jimmy haynes-esque
The Dusty Path to the World Series!*
*Note this is not an endorsment of Dusty Baker.
didnt Harang have a rough
start last opening day?
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2 years ago, when it was cold and wet
last year it was 80 and nice, and he threw 7 great iinngs
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by justin007000 on Mar 31, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
damn
harang is looking really good, sans the gophers.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Mar 31, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
well that helps my fantasy team
but not the reds dang it!
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
i looked at that
and thought wow your being a jerk and then looked and saw your own name and lol'd
"Never perfect but perfectly forgiven." -Petra
Shut the Fuck up tHom...Christ on a Hubcap
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
Game Thread Part 2
http://www.redreporter.com/2008/3/31/388278/opening-day-game-thread-re
Going to try to open one of these up every 300 comments or so.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde
The way Webb is pitching
maybe it not so bad that Votto is off today.
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,
What do you mean that Valentin doesn't run well
Jesus tHom, he's pro base base clogger.
Change is so exciting. I never know what the hell is going on. I love Chaos,

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