For the first time in many years, ESPN will not be showing the Reds on opening day. Thank your lucky stars, though. The New York Yankees!!11! game will be broadcast, in a novel twist.
The remaining cynicism is here to reach the character minimum. ESPN hates the midwest. ESPN sucks the life out of life. ESPN has Stuart Scott.
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