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The agony of defeat

 

Other posts in this series:

Greetings from scenic Sarasota (Reds at Pirates, March 21, 2008)

Frozen in Florida (Reds vs. Jays, March 24, 2008)

I love the Club Seats (Reds at Phillies, March 25, 2008)

Game report: Reds at Jays, 3/26/08

 

Today was my first game at Ed Smith Stadium, and my first time sitting on the box seats anywhere.

It's not really that I'm cheap. It's more that I'm a last-minute Louie when it comes to baseball. I never order tickets ahead of time; I just walk up to the box office on game day. Even for minor league games, this usually means the box seats are sold out. Today, however, there was one box seat available, and I took it.

It was kind of cool to be so close. You could talk to the players if you wanted to.

Akinori Iwamura

But all in all, I didn't like it. You got a great view of the batter, but the view down the first base line and to the mound was often obstructed by umpires and players. And it was hard to see what was going on in the outfield. I think I prefer being a little higher up.

Another problem with the seat was that it came with an obnoxious Pirates fan behind it. He considered himself an expert on all things baseball, including the Reds, and yammered on throughout the game. I didn't say anything to him, but I had to bite my tongue more than once.

Star-divide

The Easter Bunny threw out the first pitch:

The first pitch

I hadn't realized this was Easter week when I planned this trip, or I might have picked a different week. I think the games are more crowded than usual because of the holiday. And a lot of restaurants, etc., are closed today.

Pity the poor guy in that costume. It was sweltering hot today; I can't imagine how uncomfortable it must have been wearing that fur suit.

The obnoxious Pirates fan (OPF) behind me started out by making fun of Johnny Cueto. First, he didn't know his name, calling him Cuevo, Cuomo, etc. He laughed about what a no-name he was, and dismissed him as minor league roster filler. Over and over again. Every time the kid threw a ball: "That's why he's going to minor leagues."

Cueto

Unfortunately, Cueto couldn't make him eat his words. He had a really rough day at the office. He later said he had trouble with his fastball. It looked to me like he was having trouble with everything. He even walked the pitcher on four pitches.

Carlos Pena hit a three-run homer off Cueto.

Carlos Pena

(The Yankees must be kicking themselves for letting Pena go. He opted out of his minor league contract when the Yankees showed no interest in calling him up, preferring to stick with Andy Phillips at 1B. You know, the guy they non-tendered last December.)

Jim Brower came in in relief of Cueto. In the first inning.

Jim Brower

Your opening day shortstop? The slick-hitting Juan Castro was 2 for 2 with a double.

Castro

Adam Dunn also got a lot of abuse from the OPF. He let a ball drop in in left field, and OPF proclaimed him "Dogging it" Dunn. He also hit into two double plays. His third at-bat was almost another GIDP, but he just beat the throw. (But hey, at least he didn't strike out.)

Dunn

Dunn

Cy Garza mowed 'em down.

Matt Garza

Drew Stubbs made an appearance, playing CF and going 0 for 2. (OPF dismissed him as a no-name, too, based on his jersey, which was #83 with no name on the back.)

Drew Stubbs

Andy Phillips got things going in a big 7th inning for the Reds, hitting a two-run homer.

Andy homers

Andy homers

He hustled out of the box, not sure it was going out, but it kept going until it cleared the wall in left-center.

It ended up being a 7-run inning for the Reds, capped by the Latin Love Machine's 3-run go-ahead homer. The 7th inning pitcher was Troy Percival. OPF ragged on him throughout the inning. He said between Percival and Stanton, you'd have a great bullpen...circa 1998. (Okay, that one was kind of funny.)

Andy Phillips also had a nice play on defense, scooping it out of the dirt on a 6-4-3 double play.

Andy scoops it out of the dirt

Joey Votto was 1 for 2.

Joey Votto

Two Andys: Andy Phillips chats with Andy Cannizaro at first base. Both became free agents this season after years in the Yankees system. (Cannizaro got on base when Justin James hit him with a pitch.)

Two Andys

Old friend Jeff Bannon, who became a minor league free agent after seven years in the Reds system, is now with the Rays.

Old friend Jeff Bannon

Burton pitched one inning and gave up three hits and a run.

Burton

Affeldt gave up two runs on four hits in the dreaded 8th inning, tying up the game.

Afflack

All in all, this game had a rather familiar feel. The offense pulled Cueto's bacon out of the fire...but the bullpen couldn't hold it. (Though it was Affeldt and James who coughed up the lead, not Weathers and Cordero.)

The final score: Rays 10, Reds 9, in a roller coaster of a game.

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thank you sehr once again. btb, the other drew anderson wore that no. 83 with no name on the back earlier this spring.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Mar 24, 2008 4:03 AM EDT   0 recs

Parking
Are you supposed to tip the parking lot attendants? I know you tip if there's valet parking, but what about if if there's just someone taking money at the entrance? Are you supposed to tip, and if so, how much? Something about the way the guy hesitated before giving me my change made me think he expected a tip. (Which only occurred to me later, of course.)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 24, 2008 7:43 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I've never done it.
And I've never heard of such a thing.

And I wouldn't ever think to do it.

Unless he's reserved a spot for me. A spot with magical powers to teleport me directly from the seat of my car to my seat at the game.  A seat at the game between Penelope Cruz and Megan Fox.  Then, no.  No, the parking lot attendant is not getting a tip.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 24, 2008 7:53 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks
I live in the boondocks.  I don't have much experience with paid parking.  
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 24, 2008 8:07 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Did you pay with a twenty?
A lot of times attendants and clerks will dirty look ya if you're causing them to give up their fives and tens that they're going to need to make change for more twenties.  As if it's your fault that the ATM just infused a small stack of crisp twenties into the local economy.

Or his slight pause might have just been his way of passing judgement on you as a woman.  In the South, most men think that women should be at home on Easter Sunday, praying and being chaste while the help serves dinner for the kids. Sinner.

by Fat Vegas Alan on Mar 24, 2008 8:20 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL
No, I paid with a ten.  And he was very nice to me, aside from his odd hesitation to give me my change.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 24, 2008 8:26 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

probably a graduate of the South
and it took him a while to figure out your change.

"Hmmm... It costs $5.00, and she gave me a 10 dollar bill... now how much do I have to give her back...?"  

He's probably still having nightmares worrying if he did it correctly!

Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 24, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

To tell you the truth...
...I did wonder about that.  No, not the southern thing.  But he was about a million years old.  (Most of the ballpark employees seem to be retirees, earning a few bucks in their copious spare time.)  Maybe he asked me how much change I needed because he couldn't figure it out himself.  Or maybe his eyes were so bad he couldn't tell what kind of bill I gave him.

I know, I know, "that's ageist."

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 24, 2008 4:06 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's northist!
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 24, 2008 8:29 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

As Abraham Lincoln once said,
"If you are a racist, then I will attack you with the North."

by Brendanukkah on Mar 24, 2008 9:08 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's what she said....
As the old saying goes..."Bart Needs Dentures"

by chandrathan on Mar 24, 2008 9:26 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I would LOVE to be sitting next to that fan
when Cueto makes his first regular season start against the Pirates.

More great work, BubbaFan.  Good lord, girl!

by Brendanukkah on Mar 24, 2008 9:08 AM EDT   0 recs

Great pics and report
Pretty rich for a Pirates fan to be dissing our draft picks.  They'd pick that Easter Bunny if his bonus demand was low enough.

How did Burton look?

by ken on Mar 24, 2008 9:13 AM EDT   0 recs

Not that great
Though the game seemed pretty hopeless at that point.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 24, 2008 10:40 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Pic
That's not Jim Brower in the photo.

by Brian B on Mar 24, 2008 9:43 AM EDT   0 recs

yeah, it's Affeldt
Don't talk back to Darth Vader or he'll getcha!

by Slyde on Mar 24, 2008 9:57 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oops
I'll fix it.  I gotta find a better way to keep notes on my photos.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 24, 2008 10:36 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL
That's terrible.

He comes back to life in three days, though, right?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Mar 24, 2008 11:29 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Only if he saw his shadow on Good Friday
The most important fact about a free market is that no exchange takes place unless both parties benefit. Milton Friedman

by Madville on Mar 24, 2008 11:50 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

This diary
needs to have a "tHan alert" now.
I'm a man of genius. I can afford to drool on you.

by Man Mountain on Mar 24, 2008 11:43 AM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes it did...
At least it wasn't a Kitten though....
As the old saying goes..."Bart Needs Dentures"

by chandrathan on Mar 24, 2008 2:51 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Made me chuckle
in a sick kind of way!
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Mar 24, 2008 3:49 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

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