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Braves traded Sergio Valenzuela to mexican league for a six pack of Corona and a case of limes

Sergio Valenzuela was traded to the mexican league for future considerations.  When I read this I was a little baffled. Why would they take back Valenzuela for $25,000 and then trade him for future considerations.  Sounds like the GM just wanted some Tequila too badly.  

If this is possible can we trade Stanton to the Fat farm league for a keg of beer and case of cups? It doesn't even need to be good beer, if I were Krivsky I'd take Old Milwaukee.

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Stanton for beer
If we trade Stanton to the fat farm for their beer, what is the farm going to feed Stanton?

by Brian B on Mar 19, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

My guess
is some HGH and a bucket full of oats.

by Obi Juan Kenobez on Mar 19, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm..... oats....
"Life is a feedbag, o'erflowing with oats.  A bag which should never be shut."
-Mr. Ed

by bbjones on Mar 20, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

The other night
I was watching Jeopardy and the answer was this candy bar with nougat, peanuts, and caramel was named after a horse.

Girl said, "What is O henry?"

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser? BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Mar 20, 2008 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

How affectingly ironic
I'm a man of genius. I can afford to drool on you.

by Man Mountain on Mar 20, 2008 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think the farm would take it...
We'd probably have to pay them to take him off our hands...
You can't have manslaughter without laughter

by crolfer on Mar 20, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Godd to have you backs Spuds
The most important fact about a free market is that no exchange takes place unless both parties benefit. Milton Friedman

by Madville on Mar 20, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

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