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Freel traded for Ramon Hernandez

It looks like it's a done deal.  From Rosenthal:

The Reds have reached preliminary agreement with the Orioles on a trade that will send catcher Ramon Hernandez to Cincinnati for outfielder Ryan Freel and two prospects, according to a major-league source.

The deal is pending the approval of the commissioner's office, because it involves a cash transaction of more than $1 million.

On Monday, major-league sources said the deal would not be completed unless the Orioles picked up a significant portion of Hernandez's remaining salary.

Hernandez is owed $8 million in 2009 with a club option of $8.5 million or a $1 million buyout for 2010, meaning he is guaranteed $9 million.

The two questions are how much money and who are the prospects.  We'll wait judgment on those two items until we have more information.

Three years ago, Hernandez was one of the top catchers in the game.  The problem is that catchers don't tend to age well, and Hernandez is no exception.  Here's his last 3 years numbers:

YearPA HR RBI SB AVG OBP SLG wOBA RAR FRAR TtlVal
2006 560 23 91 1 .275 .343 .479 .352 24.3 3.7 35.6
2007 409
9
62
1 .258 .333 .382 .314 4.5 -2.1 8.4
2008 507
15
65 0 .257 .308 .406 .310 5.9 -7.5 5.5

His projections aren't all that appealing as a hitter:

SystemAVG OBP SLGwOBA
Bill James
.261 .324 .417 .327
Marcel .259 .323 .410 .320

Compare those to Ryan Hanigan

SystemAVG OBP SLGwOBA
Bill James
.275 .357 .382 .333
Marcel .267 .345 .403 .329

It's hard to project defense at catcher - mainly because it's hard to measure defense at catcher - but I'd say that there is a very good chance that Hanigan will be a better defensive catcher than Hernandez next season.

All of this is to say once again that I don't mind Hernandez as a backup catcher, but I fear that is not how he will be used.  There is this stigma that the higher paid player should start to justify the money, but I sure hope the Reds don't focus on that.  The main reason is because I think that there is a much better chance of Hanigan matching Hernandez's power than the reverse happening with on base ability, and frankly the Reds project to not be very good at getting on base next year.  Given his likely defensive superiority and the fact that he can actually get on base from time to time, there is no question in my mind that Hanigan should be the starter.  Anybody think Dusty sees it that way?

As for Freel, well, he projects to be a worse hitter than Hernandez and that's assuming that he could actually stay healthy enough to be in the lineup.  The trade does leave the Reds with a dearth of outfielders.  At the point the starting outfield will be Bruce, Dickerson, and Norris Hopper.  So, yeah, um, they need to fix that.

I don't think the addition of Hernandez is a large upgrade to the team, but it does help fill a hole.  It's an awful lot of money to pay for a backup catcher, but it's not my money.

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I hope he does as well as our last Venezuelan catcher,

Bo Diaz. We just need to keep him away from his satellite dish.

by Joe Nolan's Glasses on Dec 9, 2008 4:05 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The prospect is all I care about

In a salary dump for Baltimore, I hope it’s someone like Belisle.

by Pops Daniels on Dec 9, 2008 4:06 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait

I’ve forgotten, is Belisle a possibility?

by Pops Daniels on Dec 9, 2008 4:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LIke it, though...

I think Hanigan and Hernandez will both see plenty of playing time, until or unless one of them demonstrates consistent superiority. I do think this solidifies catching around here for the next two seasons, so I’m glad for that.

Now, how about a corner outfielder? Any word on that?

by jamesp50014 on Dec 9, 2008 4:07 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is he...

a prospect at this point?

by jamesp50014 on Dec 9, 2008 4:08 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He kinda seems like an expensive David Ross

I like him waaaay better than I liked Bako, but I was hoping for Zaun. Still, props to Jocketty for continuing his streak of unloading unfavorable contracts (even if he did take another one on).

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 4:10 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm thinking he'll be starting on opening day, at least.

He’s the bigger name with the bigger contract. I do like that it gives Hanigan to opportunity to compete for the job instead of being given it out of ST. Either we have a decent veteran back there that’s better than Paul Bako, or we have badass rookie sensation Ryan Hanigan, who forces the Reds hand to give him the starting job. It’s almost a win-win situation.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Dec 9, 2008 4:14 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not so fast

I’ve requested sex tonight with my wife. She could still win the award.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Slyde demands a recount

Everyone get your paper ballots out.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Dec 9, 2008 7:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you should really try to avoid using passive voice.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 9:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh...?

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Dec 9, 2008 9:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as opposed to active voice?

i don’t remember 7th great english

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 9:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i just like to be ironic

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 9:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More likely she'll win the "8 Percodan and I get to listen to my iPod" Award

All Mickey Mouse films are founded on the motif of leaving home in order to learn what fear is.

by Man Mountain on Dec 9, 2008 7:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

If she's lucky he'll file it in triplicate.

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 7:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hopefully Spring Training play is actually figured into the decision on who starts.

I’m okay with Hernandez starting if he earns it.

"Yes, and it's so important in this sport that the athletes be able to train in the same location." -Cynthia Potter, NBC Synchronized Diving Analyst

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Dec 9, 2008 4:14 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

With his under-30% success rate

at throwing out runners, I seriously hope he doesn’t earn it. Because if he’s the best you got, wow, I’m sorry. At least the O’s have Wieters to look forward to.

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by duck on Dec 9, 2008 4:51 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eh, he's gotta be better than Bako

Have fun with Freel’s under-30% success rate too.

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 4:54 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God, worse than I remember

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by duck on Dec 9, 2008 4:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thankfully the Reds front office

has never been overly concerned with defense.

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 5:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hernandez won't be a backup

Not with how much he’s making. He will start and give Dusty some veteran-y presence in the lineup.

All I can say is the TWO prospects the Reds are giving up better be shitty.

You went full retard. No one ever comes back from that. - Sgt. Osiris

by cesarhernandez on Dec 9, 2008 4:14 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Is Majewski a prospect?

"Yes, and it's so important in this sport that the athletes be able to train in the same location." -Cynthia Potter, NBC Synchronized Diving Analyst

by 3 Fast 3 Furious on Dec 9, 2008 4:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Majewski has great prospects

For blowing ass as much as he did this past season and the season before it.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 4:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is sort of like

spending $4M to take Farney and

…teach him to catch
…stop him from getting caught stealing at below league average success rate
…teach him Spanish
…teach him to shut up and listen to the manager, even when the manager is a Dustbrain.
…keep him from another DUI or strip club incident
…give him some power at the plate

That might be money well spent…except that Hernandez starting 5 times a week will be how Dusty mishandles the roster.

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 4:16 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now it turns out...

We’ll only be spending $2M to do all that. I’m OK with this. I also like that Walt touted the benefits of signing free agents. Yummy.

I’d love for him to get us Adrian Beltre, trade EdE and Homer and fringe prospects to do it, and maybe pick up some delicious bargains as the free agent market collapses into itself. I honestly don’t think we’ll have a problem finding affordable quality outfielders in the leftover bin come February.

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 10, 2008 12:41 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hear ya.

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 10, 2008 1:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when will we know who the prospects are?

i’m not too worried. more worried like everyone else about hernadez getting start time. but the fact the reds were willing to give hanigan playing time last year is of some comfort.

by Daedalus on Dec 9, 2008 4:17 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So are we officially not bringing Valentin back?

And what of Wilkin Castillo? Will he ever get to catch? Or is he our fourth outfielder right now (possibly starting LF)?

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 4:20 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ramones Hernandez should start!

Hannigan’s just a punk catcher.

by ken on Dec 9, 2008 4:21 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wonder what sidnancy thinks.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 4:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The headline wasn't too bad

The body, though, was quite a stretch.

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why does everyone think Nick Cave is good?

Hes got a severe “oh jesus I hope nobody notices im not Ziggy Stardust” complex

No bees? Then who will sting me and walk on my sandwiches?

by The Crushinator on Dec 9, 2008 8:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am watching the episode of the simpsons your sig is from right now...

odd that the line was said less than a minute after your post appeared

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 8:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shut up...

No bees? Then who will sting me and walk on my sandwiches?

by The Crushinator on Dec 17, 2008 5:50 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

rec'd!

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 18, 2008 4:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay

but I hope you don’t mind lots of half-assed attempts at blocking passed balls.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Dec 9, 2008 4:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, we're Reds fans

The last eight years have conditioned us to all forms of half-assery.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Dec 9, 2008 7:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we have perfected halfed assery

and we can not only see your half assed attempts we can raise you a CoPa.

Remember if a Democrat wins it's a mandate, if a Republican wins it's a law suit

by Caleb on Dec 9, 2008 7:48 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Highly unlikely we pick up the 10 option right?

8.5 mill or a 1 mill buyout?

Bruce Bonser? Boone Bonser? Boot Bonser? BOOSE BONZER?

by Lakeman on Dec 9, 2008 4:23 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not too worried about Hernedez recieving too much playing time if Hanigan out performs him

Votto played more than Hatteberg,
Bruce wasn’t boxed out
Burton was the 8th inning guy
Cueto and Volquez won spots in the rotation over Fogg
Dusty wasn’t afraid to use Bray

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 4:28 PM EST reply reply actions actions   2 recs

rec'd ...

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Dec 9, 2008 4:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Counterexample

Corey Patterson remained on the team for 366 at-bats at an OPS+ of 48.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 4:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Corey Patterson should never have made the team

but how much playing time did he say when Griffey, Dunn, and Bruce were all on the active roster? The biggest misuse of Patterson occured early in the season when the Reds had other options.

After Dunn and Griffey were traded the Reds were running out of outfielders, so Dusty had to play the cards he dealt to himself. I am guessing if Griffey and Dunn weren’t traded Patterson would not have seen nearly as many at bats, or there was a more compelling answer.

I think Dusty’s bigger problem is that he liked Patterson to lead off.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 4:34 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So are you agreeing with me?

If Corey should never have made the team, that must mean the Dusty can play favorites and mismanage the roster, which is I think the point of being afraind of having someone with a high salary (like Patterson or Hernandez) around when there are better and cheaper alternatives.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 4:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am agreeing with you that Dusty mismanaged the roster

but i am also saying, that to a certain extent Corey Patterson’s playing time was affected by the Griffey and Dunn trade, plus Hairston’s, Freel’s and Hoppers injuries. I am guessing if two out of those three guys stayed healthy, Paterson would have had significantly less playing time, and maybe even sent back to Louisville.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 4:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about...

Bringing someone up from L’ville? (Dickerson)

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 4:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sure

But that’s not always the manager’s call.

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on Dec 9, 2008 4:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and they did after the Dunn trade

but that was also Walt’s responsibility.

I believe that Patterson’s 300+ at bats were a travesty. But at the end he was all they had left. Which shows how little outfield depth the Reds had after the trades.

In September they could have gone out and claimed a Buck Coats off of waivers or something like that.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 4:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course I realize...

That using Corey Patterson as an example of bad management by Dusty Baker is a lot like Reductio ad Hitlerum, but no one said I had to be fair.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 4:34 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And why subject yourself and others to dog Latin

when you could simply cite the Harang relief appearance example to convict Dusty on all counts?

The best part of this post: I typoed in the first draft, leaving the “o” out of the last word.

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 5:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The difference

Hanigan isn’t a prospect like the other 2 hitters.

But this isn’t a case of me being afraid of Dusty going with the veteran guy. I’m afraid that we see more Hernandez simply to justify the money spent.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 4:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

If you look at Dusty’s mismanagement, it was often one of turning a not-so-bad decision into a disaster.

When Patterson was playing, who should have started in front of him? The problem wasn’t Patterson starting, it was hitting him lead-off. When he used Harang and Volquez in the extra-inning game, yea he stupidly ran out of pitchers, but it was an 18 inning game; the mistake was using Harang again 3 days later.

Again, Hatteberg made much more money than Votto, yet Votto started. I’m confident the better player will start, but the decision after that is the one that troubles me.

Often wrong, never uncertain.

by sidnancy on Dec 9, 2008 4:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it all depends on the prospects

of course i’d rather not spend so much on a catcher like him, but whatevs. Hernandez is not going to start 150 games like Jason Kendall, and he’s not any kind of drop off from Hanigan offensively (defense is another thing though). as long as the prospects we are sending them arent any of my faves, im cool with this.

oh man, and a fond farewell to Freel. he was my favorite player just a few years ago. how the Farney have fallen…

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 9, 2008 4:30 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

baltimore fans seem happy to be parting ways with ramon

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Dec 9, 2008 4:31 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder if there's anything to this besides racism, but

It looks like the Reds have more Hispanic pitchers than the Orioles did. Maybe conversing with his pitchers in Spanish might make Hernandez a slightly better performing catcher.

/almost… grasping… straw

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 4:39 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he bredan

fuck you and your mom

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 4:41 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was wondering...

When you’d say that. It was getting a bit old.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 4:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

grumpy?

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 4:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You have the power to ban him

Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 4:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can feel the good inside of you...

Let go of your hate.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 4:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh

I’m actually going up to Baltimore tonight to see a one man performance of the Star Wars trilogy. Charm City: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 4:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haven't been to Cleveland lately, have you?

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by duck on Dec 9, 2008 4:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

Going in two and a half weeks

My friend from Cleveland who now lives in Baltimore is convinced that they are the same city. Other than the fact that the Browns franchise can only play well in one of them.

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 4:55 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Luckily, it's been B-more's turn this year

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by duck on Dec 9, 2008 4:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Except Cleveland is a supremely shitty city

and Baltimore’s a pretty good city. I don’t have enough bad things to say about Cleveland.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Dec 9, 2008 4:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd certainly rather

spend a month in Baltimore than a week in Cleveland.

Duck Around - a progressive blog about the Eastern Shore of Maryland. And getting off my lawn.

by duck on Dec 9, 2008 4:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well you can take the train down to DC for $15 round trip

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 4:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, Detroit

barely edges out Cleveland for worst city in America. B-More’s one of the best.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Dec 9, 2008 5:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really?

I’m not knocking it, I just haven’t heard that before.

by ken on Dec 9, 2008 5:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One night I spent a week Detroit's airport.

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 5:25 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Worst airport I've ever been in

I understand they’ve built a new terminal. I was not in it.

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 5:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah Northwest is never on time

the airport isn’t bad. I got to know it real well after my plane aborted it’s take off because of an engine failure.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 5:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When I covered Marshall,

the Herd frequently played in the Motor City Bowl. Heck of a reward for a great season — minus-14 degree weather, a Silverdome that smelled like urine and Christmas in Detroit.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Dec 9, 2008 8:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My last Bengals game

was this one. I think Coslet was fired the next day.

by ken on Dec 9, 2008 4:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"You don't live in Cleveland....

you live in Cincinnati!"

God Bless Sam Wyche.

And how many of you have that speech as a ringtone or waiting music on your cell phone? You know you do. I would if I lived in Cincy…

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by duck on Dec 9, 2008 4:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, that was him

He was very funny, and his humor mostly came from the nuances of line readings or movements, which impressed me. If you get a chance to see him, and you know the company manager of the theater he’s performing in so you can get free tickets, I highly recommend going.

by Brendanukkah on Dec 10, 2008 11:18 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I miss the point

Speaking Spanish allows him to block the plate better?

by rojosoto on Dec 9, 2008 4:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Si.

Better than Ross, who cannot catch things that are thrown at him (a requirement for most catchers).

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 4:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 4:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To be honest

I think that’s an asset that Ramon has that probably made him a more appealing target for Walt to pick up. As long as Cueto and Volquez are around, this team would be good to have a catcher that speaks fluent Spanish.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Dec 9, 2008 4:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bad news for Volquez

Because Hernandez has been terrible at throwing out SB attempts the past couple of years and Volquez let’s a lot of free passes to 1st.

by rojosoto on Dec 9, 2008 4:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He can't be worse than Javy in that department.

Hey, at least we have a new flag to throw into the mix!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Dec 9, 2008 4:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Dec 9, 2008 4:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Never say never

He’s HORRIBLE at throwing out runners. He’ll sail more throws into CF than he will pick off runners. Trust me, I’ve seen it for 2 seasons now. HIs first wasn’t so bad with the O’s, the last two have been BRUTAL. I figure our staff ERA will go up at least 0.2 just by not having him call games. Really. I’m sorry you guys are stuck with him.

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by duck on Dec 9, 2008 4:54 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Valentin + Volquez

I don’t see that Valentin ever started a game at catcher that Volquez pitched.

by rojosoto on Dec 9, 2008 4:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A Jones-Freel-Markakis OF should be a lot of fun

I gotta get down to Bodymore some time next year.

by ken on Dec 9, 2008 4:47 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stop by Charm City Cakes

and get me one that looks like a Reds fan taking a dump in a Cubs hat.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 4:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oooh ... someone else who watched sir duff and the food network

"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.

by joshuar9476 on Dec 9, 2008 4:51 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Duff is cool...

…but Geoff is the talent.

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"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 5:28 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remeber that guy the Reds had

who put up an OPS+ of 95, and was a decent defensive catcher, and was Bronson’s favorite catcher, but the Reds inexplicably released?

I guess he is an example of Dusty’s bad managment, which undermines my argument above, because Dusty kept running Paul Bako out there, despite the fact that Ross had a better arm, and bat than Bako.

I really don’t know what Bako did well, since he couldn’t hit, couldn’t throw, was he good at preventing wild pitches?

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by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 4:57 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Slyde was Bako a good "back stop"

in that he allowed significantly less pass balls, and prevented more wild pitches than average?

I have realized that I cannot judge defensive statistics at all, and you have your lovely utility belt.

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by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 5:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not really

at least not as good as Ross

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 5:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so the only thing he had was "veteran presence"?

His lack of assets as a major league player really are amazing, no bat, no arm, not great and blocking pitches. But “he could call a good game”……..

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 5:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm putting it out there

paul bako is dating Dusty’s daughter.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 5:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

The OPS against was better when he caught

but there is a lot of noise going on in there.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 5:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but i think Ross got a lot of Bad'rroyo

I am going through the game log. He got plenty of bad’rrroyo. He also caught Harang at least 5 times during Harang’s “injury period”. It seems like he got a lot of Josh Fogg.

I remember the Dusty tried to start Bako on days when Volquez and Cueto pitched. So when a catcher is catching the teams top starting pitcher (at least as far as their ERA+ goes) and third best starting pitcher, it stands to reason he the opponents OPS+ will drop on the days he is catching.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 5:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For almost a solid month in 2007

O’s fans were almost HAPPY to see Bako in the lineup, because it meant Razor wasn’t catching. That’s what you;re getting – a catcher that people wanted benched FOR Paul Bako.

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by duck on Dec 9, 2008 5:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I figured that when we first signed him

because he presided over some real good pitching staffs in Oakland that he was a defensively sound catcher. I was wrong, he doesn’t give a shit about catching and cares alot more about being a plus hitter. He’s not a clubhouse cancer but….

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by jobe on Dec 9, 2008 5:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Reds sign Livan Hernandez.

From the Seattle Times:
“UPDATE: 1:43 p.m.: Just got word that free agent starting pitcher Livan Hernandez has signed a deal with the Reds. It will be announced shortly. Hernandez went 13-11 with 6.05 ERA last year in Colorado and Minnesota.”

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by Thundering Turtle on Dec 9, 2008 5:10 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, 13 wins.

That’s the stat that counts most with pitchers, right?

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by Thundering Turtle on Dec 9, 2008 5:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean, wins are what counts in baseball.

We’re adding 13 wins! That makes us at least an 85 win team next year, right?

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by andromache on Dec 9, 2008 6:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not an unprecedented type of Walt Jocketty move

putting a washed pitcher on the roster. Jeff Weaver easily pitched his best in the playoffs in ’06 for St. Louis.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words—"mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
-Jack Handey

by jobe on Dec 9, 2008 5:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also, the prospects going to Baltimore are rumored to be

Justin Turner and Brandon Waring. If so, that’s all right. I liked Turner and figured with the Orioles lack of organizational infield depth he’d be in the deal. Waring seems like a clout or an out guy to me.

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by Thundering Turtle on Dec 9, 2008 5:11 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anyone else think that seems like a lot?

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Dec 9, 2008 5:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is a bit steep.

I thought the Reds might get a little more cash when I heard two prospects were involved.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Dec 9, 2008 5:44 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, seems like a lot

I would think that for someone like Hernandez, Freel and Turner or Freel, Waring, and a lower prospect would be enough. Unless the O’s are eating a lot of salary, I think Reds gave up too much.

I’m disappointed to lose Turner. I don’t think he’ll be a star or anything, but I think he’ll be one of those players that goes a good 4 or 5 years as an average starter somewhere.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 6:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do the two prospects

have an active heartbeat?

Then you overpaid.

Trust me, by the end of May, you will rue the day this trade was announced. Hate to be the bearer of bad tidings.

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by duck on Dec 9, 2008 8:19 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The principal in the deal going your way might not have an active heartbeat by May.

All Mickey Mouse films are founded on the motif of leaving home in order to learn what fear is.

by Man Mountain on Dec 9, 2008 9:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Livan Herndandez is bogus

the writer said he heard the name wrong. it is supposed to be Ramon

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by xjjeep90 on Dec 9, 2008 5:16 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phew.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Dec 9, 2008 5:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dusty still insists...

We need to land one more giant former Marlin…

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"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 5:34 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that guy in seattle sucks at reporting

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 5:18 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wonder what that's like?

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 5:29 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hello dave

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 5:33 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wouldn't it suck

If you were absolutely horrible at your profession that you have been doing for 30 years? Would that mean you suck at life?

by Dave from Louisville on Dec 9, 2008 7:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's kinda harsh

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:06 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think he is a little passed his prime

He just doesn’t understand the value of statistical analysis. Ten years ago most people on this site probably wouldn’t have noticed that. I didn’t really begin to look at stats beyond ERA, bating average, RBI’s and Saves until 2005, when the Indians fan down the hall from me first introduced me to this stuff. Even still I didn’t think about it much until I joined this site (not knowing that it was a sabrameteric site, just thought that it had intelligent and humorous posters) in 2007.

The one thing I will say is after I turned 10 I realized that wins and loses are worthless stats. Maybe a generation ago when starting pitchers went much deeper into games wins and loses held a little more value (not to much more) because a starting pitcher had more control over his destiny.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 9:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ten years ago

this site was dedicated to rating photos of people’s girlfriends.

by Red Menace on Dec 10, 2008 1:31 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

The salad days.

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 10, 2008 1:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Enh...

Who cares. Livan Hernandez, Ramon Hernandez, Keith Hernandez, Jose Hernandez…all the same…

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 5:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's racist!

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 5:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't get it.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 5:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's justinest!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Dec 9, 2008 5:22 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you were saying that all hernandez's were the same.

it can be assumed that they are all hispanic, so you were insinuating that all hispanics were the same!

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 5:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow...

You’re starting to create a new branch to the meme…

1. [comment]
2. “That’s racist!”
3. “I don’t get it.”
4. Explains, knowing that #3 didn’t actually not get it.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 5:39 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now you say

“hahahahahahahahahahah i tricked you”

it’s important to always end the hahahahahah with and h

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by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 5:45 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You forgot "PROFIT!!!"

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Dec 9, 2008 7:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Loggins!

I’ve been doing my best to try to insert “Step 3: Loggins!” into the internet memeosphere, but it’s tough going. That South Park episode from 10 years ago is hard to displace. It was one of their most libertarian episodes, still…

by Red Menace on Dec 10, 2008 1:36 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahahahahah i tricked you

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 5:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well played

almost as well played as the real paul householder…

is that you?

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 5:50 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

Hey Dusty...Are you sure you're OK? You might need an MRI.

by Paul Householder on Dec 9, 2008 6:48 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank God

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Dec 9, 2008 5:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So this move adds

3.5 Mil to the payroll, but opens another hole. How much do we have left to spend now?

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by MixFMKyle on Dec 9, 2008 5:36 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know about you

But I wasn’t really counting on Freel to be filling any holes next season. At least not as the primary option.

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 5:38 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn't you see his craigslist ad?

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 5:41 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

I honestly figured

We would have a Freel/Dickerson Platoon in CF. I liked Freel, I understand why he was traded, but I am hating the thought that it now means more Norris Hopper, who is NOT a Major League caliber player, IMO.

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by MixFMKyle on Dec 9, 2008 5:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would be awesome!

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 5:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in 1998

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 5:49 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Am I the only one suspecting

that Dickerson will start in LF with a CF platoon of Hairston/Edmonds?

This is not an endorsement of this idea.

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"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 6:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope

We’ll get “the big bat” and platoon Hairston/Dickerson. With Cherry getting plenty of ABs at SS

by Dave from Louisville on Dec 9, 2008 7:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, let's see if I have this straight.

The Reds sent Freel and Turner to the White Sox, Dye and Waring to the Orioles and wound up Livan Hernandez? Yeah, that’s about right.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Dec 9, 2008 5:37 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But who will be our third catcher?!?!?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Dec 9, 2008 5:51 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Livan

People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.

by crolfer on Dec 9, 2008 5:52 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas day

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 5:54 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And he shall be a good man.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Dec 9, 2008 6:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as in

“Livan the bench.”

by bbjones on Dec 9, 2008 11:33 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and no arms!

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Dec 9, 2008 6:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't forget the crabs.

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 6:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

disease free is important.

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Dec 9, 2008 6:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In Baltimore?

Important in the way that a condor is important, I guess.

by Brendanukkah on Dec 9, 2008 6:04 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

plus they love crabs in baltimore

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 6:42 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec'd

because it reminded me of my friend in college who had scoliosis. we made fun of that guy mercilessly.

not because of his scoliosis, but because he was a total bag.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 9, 2008 6:36 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

then why was he your friend?

you’re judged by the company you keep, charlie

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 6:53 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you'd just have to meet the guy

i really cant explain it any better than that.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 9, 2008 6:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

eh...

i was just trying to be difficult…

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 6:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so the guy was kinda like 'tHan?

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 9:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so let me get this straight

Reds get:
Hernandez
+ 1 million dollars

O’s get:
Freel
Turner
Waring

losing Freel is kinda bittersweet, as he was once my favorite Red. but he’s long past his sell-by date. i really like Turner, but he’s not a huge loss. Waring im fine with losing. i think we should have gotten more cash, as this only covers his buyout for next year, but if the money is the biggest sticking point i dont have a problem with it. i think the O’s got the better end of the deal but its not a bad trade.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 9, 2008 6:54 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's AT LEAST 1 million dollars

I haven’t seen a definite amount yet, but since it was at least 1 mil, it had to go through the commish’s office.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Dec 9, 2008 6:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh.

Well, that sucks then.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Dec 9, 2008 7:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why didn't they just make if $999,999 then?

Did they really want the commissioner to have to sign off on it, for no particular reason?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Dec 9, 2008 7:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bud's signature is worth $2.75

So they made a better deal by getting him to sign-off on it.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

I disappointed to lose Turner for someone like Hernandez

You always want guys you like to be traded for impact players – even if they aren’t necessarily worthy of such a deal. I’m outrageously meh about Hernandez. Hate to lose Turner in a deal like that.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One fewer trading chip for the rest of the off season as well

All Mickey Mouse films are founded on the motif of leaving home in order to learn what fear is.

by Man Mountain on Dec 9, 2008 7:05 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im disappointed in losing Turner too

i think he could have been a decent major leaguer, but its not a huge loss. yeah, it sucks to see the Reds lose out on yet another trade and spend up a decent prospect, but im not broken up about it. like i said, i think they lost the trade, but not horribly.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 9, 2008 7:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, I'm not broken up about it

just melancholy

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well there are other, non-Justin Turner related, extenuating circumstances to my melancholy

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's ok, slyde

i’ll be over my cold in a day or two!

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 7:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've been having a hard time since you announced to the site that you are sick

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:15 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i know...

but i think i’ll be able to fight through this thing…

so don’t let it get you down!

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 7:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It could be a tumor...

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 7:58 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boys have a penis, girls have a vagina...

see what i did there?

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 7:59 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah...you slipped the word vagina into the thread.

That’s solid.

"So how do like the Reds owner, Marge Schott?" - Dave Letterman
"What - she's my boss. You want me to say something bad about her?" - Chris Sabo

by PeteyHendrix on Dec 9, 2008 8:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nope...that's not it!

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 8:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Non Sequitor: Talk Dirty to Me, Honey

From the indictment of Governor Rod Blagojevich and John Harris, this gem:

13…. b. Defendants Rod Blagojevich and John Harris, together with others, offered to, and threatened to withhold from, the Tribune Company substantial state financial assistance in connection with Wrigley Field, which assistance Rod Blagojevich believed to be worth at least $100 million to the Tribune Company, for the private purpose of inducing the controlling shareholder of the Tribune Company to fire members of the editorial board of the Chicago Tribune, a newspaper owned by the Tribune Company, who were responsible for editorials critical of Rod Blagojevich ….

Which sets up this:

73. In another call between Rod Blagojevich and Deputy Governor A that occurred a short time later on November 3, 2008, Rod Blagojevich and Deputy Governor A discussed an editorial from the Chicago Tribune regarding the endorsement of Michael Madigan and calling for a committee to consider impeaching Rod Blagojevich. During the call, Rod Blagojevich’s wife can be heard in the background telling Rod Blagojevich to tell Deputy Governor A "to hold up that fucking Cubs shit… fuck them." Rod Blagojevich asked Deputy Governor A what he thinks of his wife’s idea. Deputy Governor A stated that there is a part of what Rod Blagojevich’s wife said that he "agree[s] with." Deputy Governor A told Rod Blagojevich that Tribune Owner will say that he does not have anything to do with the editorials, "but I would tell him, look, if you want to get your Cubs thing done get rid of this Tribune."

Seedy Political Graft, Threatening Phone Calls, Fucking of the Cubs. Rapture.

All Mickey Mouse films are founded on the motif of leaving home in order to learn what fear is.

by Man Mountain on Dec 9, 2008 6:56 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was floored by this stuff

i mean, this is the kind of political super villainy that only happens in Metropolis and Gotham City. totally unreal.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Dec 9, 2008 7:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I'd seen the movie yet

I’m sure I’d copy some quote from The Joker or the guy with the square chin and then post a picture from The Dark Knight of said character.

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno if it goes to that level.

There’s no busload of terminally ill orphans involved.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Dec 9, 2008 7:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yet

the story is still breaking

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As someone who grew up with Edwin Edwards in the Governor's mansion

I find this all a little quaint.

All Mickey Mouse films are founded on the motif of leaving home in order to learn what fear is.

by Man Mountain on Dec 9, 2008 7:09 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you made that name up

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 7:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“The only way I can lose this election is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy”

All Mickey Mouse films are founded on the motif of leaving home in order to learn what fear is.

by Man Mountain on Dec 9, 2008 7:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's what ruined my first marriage

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:16 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Which?

We want to build long period of time. I didn’t come here for the shot run.

by Gray on Dec 9, 2008 7:17 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't clear

“or” also includes the possibility of “and”, right?

We’’re in process of trying to a guy with a trade record of working with pitches

by Slyde on Dec 9, 2008 7:20 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think he'll send him fishing

/C’mon, you knew a Godfather reference was coming

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by duck on Dec 9, 2008 8:23 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mayor Daley still clean as a whistle

he probably had nothing to do with this, but he and his old man had a way of remaining innocent while those around them were guilty.

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 9:21 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in other news

today continues to be a banner day for America

"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack

by justin007000 on Dec 9, 2008 10:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so we lose Freel gain Hernandez

we still have Hanigan. SO who is our third catcher? And have we resigned CoPa yet?

Remember if a Democrat wins it's a mandate, if a Republican wins it's a law suit

by Caleb on Dec 9, 2008 7:07 PM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey~

Caleb is here!

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 7:08 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

reports of my demise are greatly ...

ok, so they were only slightly exagerated but either way I am here. Anyone going to be at Redsfest on Saturday?

Remember if a Democrat wins it's a mandate, if a Republican wins it's a law suit

by Caleb on Dec 9, 2008 7:26 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i plan to be

Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill

by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 7:27 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awesome

Remember if a Democrat wins it's a mandate, if a Republican wins it's a law suit

by Caleb on Dec 9, 2008 7:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can I ride with you?

My car is full of babies.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Dec 9, 2008 7:43 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sadly

i can’t tell if this is a joke or not

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by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 7:46 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I keed

Although we ARE one seat short from everyone riding in the same vehicle. Unless I put the boy in the cargo area of the Explorer.

I think I will be there Saturday, but not positive yet. I have to do Festival of Lights at some point and if it’s not this weekend it will the weekend of the 27th.

Screw it, I’ll figure it out tonight and send the email in the morning. If anyone else is interested email me.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Dec 9, 2008 7:56 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

send the email and then i will respond to that email

and if you have further questions, you can respond to my email

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by chandrathan on Dec 9, 2008 7:57 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ryan Jorgensen

They took him back despite the PED thing, so they must like him.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Dec 9, 2008 7:37 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs