Just thought I'd share the good news with everyone...
Hey guys, first off have an awesome thanksgiving! I just wanted to share one last thing that I now have to be thankful for... I just got accepted to go to Mizzou! While I'd like to get away from Missouri, I am pretty happy to get the chance to go to a place that feels like home... and thank God for dorms... I will be seeing as little of my mom and sister as I can... haha. Anyway, just wanted to let some people who have had a surprising impact on my life and a huge impact on my fanhood know about this next chapter in my life.
While I know I'll be studying entomology in grad school (maybe in Ohio?) I will probably study something with agriculture or biology for undergrad. Agricultural photojournalism looks enticing!
Talk to everyone later!
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Agricultural photojournalism
is a major?
Congrats. I think entomology will be a good field to be in in the future. Climate change is having major effects on bugs, and that means major effects on us. Whether you’re trying to save insects or kill them, there will be jobs.
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by BubbaFan on Nov 27, 2008 3:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Agricultural jounalism is the actual major, but I'd focus more into photojournalism.
And I’ll definitely be looking more at trying to save insects… at least the ones I don’t collect for my displays… :P
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Nov 27, 2008 6:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats crolfer
Always a big day for people.
by dougdirt on Nov 27, 2008 6:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Good Luck, Crolfs....
3 of my 4 kids are scientists. It is great time to be a scientist – There are cool jobs out there for you once you get through post graduate work:
1.Interdisciplinary: Research Microbiologist/Research Molecular Biologist
2. Research Molecular Biologist/Research Geneticist
3.ASSISTANT PROFESSOR, VEGETABLE ENTOMOLOGIST At The Michigan State University Department of Entomology
4.CORN IRM TECHNICAL LEAD – PhD in Entomology or a related field with a focus in population genetics or ecology.
5.Team leader Mizzou intern project; (see interns link)
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by Madville on Nov 27, 2008 8:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Damn this new technology -
I’ll never learn to link – Your Interns Dr. Crolfer:

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Sir Winston Churchill
by Madville on Nov 27, 2008 8:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's
some pretty fair nerd porn.
by Pops Daniels on Nov 28, 2008 10:11 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
heck with the dorms
wait till you get an apartment!
Reds fan for 40 years!
by gejoe on Nov 27, 2008 10:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
really
right after I got to ONU, I went to a party at an apartment, and couldn’t wait to move up in the world, having your own bedroom, not sharing a bathroom with 30 other guys, a kitchen, is pretty nice.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack
by justin007000 on Dec 2, 2008 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
congrats Crolfer!
what, no philosophy? im a little disappointed. but bugs are cool too, i guess.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Nov 28, 2008 12:16 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Stay away from the Evil doctrines of philosopht Dr. C
The philos interns are as shown:

Bright Cheery intellectual girls who will never beam you up.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Sir Winston Churchill
by Madville on Nov 28, 2008 10:13 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmmm... entenmenologist

everybody loves coffee cake!
Congrats! Tea and cakes all around!
by bbjones on Nov 28, 2008 3:16 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
"They have a display case at the end of the aisle"
Congrats, Crolfer.
by ken on Nov 28, 2008 10:03 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
woo hoo
Way to go Crolfer!! Congratulations and a belated Happy Thanksgiving
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by Caleb on Nov 28, 2008 8:58 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Well done young sir
I hope you go on to world domination in a very compassionate way.
by Pops Daniels on Nov 28, 2008 10:10 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
hey congrats crofer!!!!
are you staying at home or living on campus? i’ve attended quite a few colleges in my time, and mizzou was always my favorite. atmospheric sciences was my major while there, but i was mostly taking the general studies. everyone your age wants to leave dodge as fast as possible, but as soon as they leave they miss home. you won’t regret staying nearby.
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Nov 28, 2008 10:23 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
c-r-o-L-f-e-r
damnit
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Nov 28, 2008 10:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i'll be on campus... i'd die if i had to stay at home... :P
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Nov 29, 2008 11:51 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
What?
No celebratory burning of Oreos?
Congrats dude, good luck in learning bug mind control.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
by jch24 on Nov 28, 2008 11:08 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Congrats man
And all I have to say, is I feel sorry for your future roommate for when you bring “projects” home…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Nov 28, 2008 11:17 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
if he decides to stay on campus, from what i remember when visiting friends is that he doesn’t need to bring the projects home. they’ll already be there waiting.
"I never use a big word when a diminutive one will work." — Pete Mackanin.
by joshuar9476 on Nov 29, 2008 6:56 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Congratulations!!!!!
I wish you the best and may you have a successful time at school and in your career after school!
Missouri eh? What else is in Missouri? Oh yeah…. :) LOL Again, Congrats!!!!! I wish you the best!
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.-Rogers Hornsby
by thegashousegang on Nov 28, 2008 2:05 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
concur'd
Think of me what you will...I gotta little space to fill
by chandrathan on Nov 28, 2008 4:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i get that a lot...
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Nov 29, 2008 11:52 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Way to go...
find out how the cockroaches have survived everything, and don’t get caught with your magnifying glass!
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by gejoe on Nov 28, 2008 6:40 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
congrats Mr. Olfer
its always an exciting time, especially to hear back so soon!
Best of luck with the next four years there (or anywhere else you end up).
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
by Cy Schourek on Nov 28, 2008 9:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
thanks everyone!
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Nov 29, 2008 11:53 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Best of luck in Columbia buddy!
You’ll have a blast (if that’s possible with entomology).
Though, once you’re in college I think you start to lose your innocence somewhat. We may have to retire NSFC!
by chesirecat on Nov 30, 2008 12:51 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Having a blast with entomology is easy...
It was just a couple weeks ago that I blew up a wheel bug in my microwave.
People Don't Kill People. Burning Couches Kill People.
by crolfer on Nov 30, 2008 1:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
When I was in college I smashed a bug up once
So be careful of what chemicals you put in your body while your operating your bug.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Sir Winston Churchill
by Madville on Nov 30, 2008 9:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Now that you have been accepted
stop doing work for high school, accept for the classes necessary for graduation. I think the reason I really enjoyed my senior year in high school was after I was accepted in November, and signed in December, all I had to do was pass my last semester of English (which I took at Miami). That was probably the last time in my life, until I retire, that I had many many months to just fuck around.
Also don’t drink Wild Turkey your first night at school. Seriously just don’t. That stuff fucked me up pretty good, without a buzz, so I went straight from sober to drunk, didn’t have the fun part in between, kinda freaked out, and I didn’t get drunk again for another year. When drinking it should be about the journey not the destination. Which is why I prefer to get drunk off of beer instead of liquor.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack
by justin007000 on Dec 2, 2008 3:09 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Don't drink Southern Comfort with coke either - its a wicked next day.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Sir Winston Churchill
by Madville on Dec 2, 2008 7:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
also while you are still 17
fuck a lot of women, you’re jail bait they’re jail bait. That young stuff is the best stuff in the world.
"It is a damn poor mind indeed which can’t think of at least two ways to spell any word."-Andy Jack
by justin007000 on Dec 2, 2008 3:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Kids, Rosario Dawson from the other thread
We came full circle is what we did. No pun intended.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
by jch24 on Dec 2, 2008 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Next thread -
what happened to Chloe Sevigny?
by ken on Dec 2, 2008 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't she on HBO's "Big Love"?
Yes, that’s how you get cured from having AIDS. By becoming Mormon.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 2, 2008 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
She got blackballed (again, no pun intended) supposedly
After the Brown Bunny incident.
I think ‘nukkah is correct though, she’s on “Big Love” these days.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
by jch24 on Dec 2, 2008 4:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
She had plans to go to dinner with Patrick Bateman
After that, she was never heard from again.
by Brendanukkah on Dec 2, 2008 5:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah
They had a Daniel Johnston song on the soundtrack for that movie. Blew my mind at the time.
by Pops Daniels on Dec 2, 2008 4:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Talk about getting slimed.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
Sir Winston Churchill
by Madville on Dec 3, 2008 5:09 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

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