And no it isn't because he is a sexual deviant.
It was written by Eradi but Slyde "contributed" I guess he sent some emails from his basement. It was nice to finally see some intelligent writing in the Enquirer. Erardi should be promoted to Fays position. It would be fun to listen to him and Marty in the booth in the second inning. But thanks you Slyde, you have shown countless fans like myself the light of sabrametrics.