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EARLY VOTING

Well early voting has begun in Ohio.  Lets have a fun non-baseball releated activity and hold elections of our own at RR.  I think we really outta get 1 electoral vote.  I consult the Constitution and get us a vote.  If the candidate wins RR, and loses the general elections we can give them Boobs and Slydes jobs respecitivly.  Remember voting is a basic American right.  Please be sure to use your fake vote.  Consider this a dry run.  

*Note since I and the Reds are in Ohio, I choose the candidates on the Ohio ballot. 

One other public service reminder.  Today is the last day you can register to vote in the State of Ohio.  If you haven't done that yet and you are 18 and haven't commited a felony go out and do it.  Even if you don't like Obama or McCain, you don't have to vote for them, vote for the Constitution Party if it floats your boat.  If everybody voted for a 3rd party candidate when they didn't like either main stream candidate, it would send a message to the two parties in charge and could even un-seat them.

Poll
Who do you vote for President and Vice President?
Barack Obama, Joe Biden-D
39 votes
John McCain, Sarah Palin-R
12 votes
Bob Barr, Wayne Allen Root-Libertarian
3 votes
Richard Duncan, Ricky Johnson-I
1 votes
Cynthia McKinney, Rosa A Clemente-Green
0 votes
Brian Moore, Stewart Alexander-Socilist
1 votes
Ralph Nader, Matt Gonzalez-I
0 votes
Chuck Baldwin, Darrell L. Castle-Constitution
2 votes
Boobs (Please specifiy which boobs)
7 votes

65 votes | Poll has closed

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Boobs for me please

Pert, reliable, and gifted in international affairs. Kate all the way in ’08.

Vote Pops in '08. I promise nothing and I'll do it!

by Pops Daniels on Oct 6, 2008 11:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmmm

It does seem like in the game of politics, the biggest prick wins.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 7, 2008 6:51 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd for truthiness

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 7, 2008 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lest we forget the eunuchs

Vote Pops in '08. I promise nothing and I'll do it!

by Pops Daniels on Oct 7, 2008 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It should be pointed out that your votes are not hidden in this poll

Everyone can see who you voted for by looking at your recent activity on your user page.

Just thought I should point that out in case someone wants their choice to remain private. Then again, if that’s the case, why are you answer a poll on a baseball site in the first place?

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 6, 2008 12:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not shy about my political beliefs

/voted for boobs

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 6, 2008 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might have to agree

But it came off as a big ‘fuck you’ to some censor/exec who didn’t like the use of “Jesus Christ”. Surfin’ Bird was probably added just for the annoyance factor.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I generally prefer AD

but last night all the ’toons seemed a bit off.

bird is the word eventually made me laugh though

by chandrathan on Oct 6, 2008 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

im the jerk that voted for the Socialists

looks like im a maverick!

"for integrity of races and the game" - Dusty Baker

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 6, 2008 2:29 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

You can be my wingman anytime

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2008 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gay'd

Vote Pops in '08. I promise nothing and I'll do it!

by Pops Daniels on Oct 6, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you just find Dunner's old picture of Austin?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Oct 6, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't Nader running under Natural Law or something adorable and kooky like that?

Yes, when Ralph Nader does things they are adorable and kooky. When other men do them, they are ridiculous idiots.

Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.

by andromache on Oct 6, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The 2000 election

was neither adorable nor kooky.

Discuss.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Oct 9, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it matter which boobs?

They’re all boobs!

I haven’t decided who I’m going to vote for yet. All I know is I’m not voting for anyone who voted for the bailout for billionaires. (And that worked great, didn’t it? All-time record drop in the Dow today, as the financial crisis spread around the world.)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

would banks collapsing really be for the best?

that did kinda start the great depression

"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"

by justin007000 on Oct 6, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish

The Banks would collapse. Might save some taxpayers’ dollars.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 6, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're about to find out

In case you hadn’t noticed, banks are collapsing anyway.

That’s my beef with the bailout. It doesn’t address the real problem. It’s not meant to address the real problem. It’s meant to paper over the problem until after the election. Or more cynically, to allow the wealthy and well-connected to loot the country while there’s still anything left to loot.

And it’s not working. Hello! Worldwide financial crisis today, if anyone noticed.

Everyone thinks Hoover did nothing and let the Depression happen. Not true. He did pretty much what we’re doing now. With similar results.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 6, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

can RR endorse Barack Obama?

can we try to get him to embrace this prescious endorsment?

"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"

by justin007000 on Oct 6, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll use my nearly limitless field director power

to get him to accept the endorsement

Politickin' in God's Country

by chesirecat on Oct 6, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well if you want RR to endorse him...

My wife and I are close friends with Eric Kearney – Ohio State Representative and his wife Jan-Michelle Kearney. Jan-Michelle happened to be Michelle Obama’s roommate in law school..Harvard I think. I know Barack is kinda busy but I could try to get Eric to get him sign a proclamation that RR not only endorses him but that RR’s are not nerds (well maybe Slyde) or you _______ fill in the blank.

Eric, Jan-Michelle and the big guy

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Oct 6, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting
"30 years of cartooning to end. I’m destroying the village to save it. Opus would inevitably become a ranting mouthpiece in the coming wicked days, and I respect the other parts of him too much to see that happen. The Michael Moore part of me would kill the part of him that was important to his fans."

People seem to sense that the coming $#!+storm is going to be something unprecedented.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 7, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I heard about that

She was going to retire, but then she and her husband got a divorce. After three decades of marriage.

She didn’t want to put that into the strip, like she did other life events. And after the divorce, she didn’t feel financially secure enough to just quit. So she decided to go retro. She’s reusing some old storylines, and re-doing some of them, so it’s not as much work.

Ironic, given the title of her strip…

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 7, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For Better or Wow that Sucked, Let's Fix It.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 7, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And let's not forget about what happened to Funky Winkerbean

totally sad that Lisa bought the farm, but I kinda like the unique way Batiuk has handled his characters aging.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Oct 9, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of the only reasons left to subscribe

to the fishwrap will soon be gone. Again.

Though I must say that I was not nearly as attached to Opus as I was to the original Bloom County, it is still hard to say goodbye.

Breathed and Watterston broke my heart.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Oct 9, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Harumph - For Better or Worse - drivel that competes with fucking Peanuts

I miss Pogo…. (no not the band)

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Oct 8, 2008 5:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

where's ron paul? he's on the ballot.

oh, boobs, wait, i didn’t see that choice…

by Daedalus on Oct 8, 2008 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe he supports Chuck Baldwin and Bob Barr

Any vote that is not McCain and Obama he supports.

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Oct 9, 2008 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what?

"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"

by justin007000 on Oct 9, 2008 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Paul hasn't endorsed anyone yet

He just doesn’t want any of his supporters to vote for the two parties.

Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!

by Zach K on Oct 9, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh i see

i was trying to figure out how Baldwin and Barr were on the same ticket.

"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"

by justin007000 on Oct 9, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alec Baldwin and Roseanne Barr -

Who wouldn’t vote for them? Canteen boy as Secretary of the Treasury….

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Oct 10, 2008 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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