ALCS/The Office Open Thread
by BK on Oct 16, 2008 8:59 PM EDT
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PrintSince the RR contingent will probably be split right down the middle, this thread goes for both events. The Sweet Baby Rays are leading the BoSox 2-0 after 2 innings, and B.J. Upton is a freaking stud. Talk about it here, we might have a World Series matchup by the end of tonight. Go Reds Rays!
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mmmmmm
Sweet Baby Ray’s. The best cheap BBQ sauce around IMHO.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
just googled myself for the first time in ages
I’m kinda ticket that there’s another STUDENT AT MY SCHOOL who gets top billing, but at least I get the first two image searches.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
for the record,
dedicating a night to do law school apps is no fun.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
everywhere....everywhere
well, not really. Texas and Vandy are the top 2. Who knows where it goes from there.
...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield
onu has a decent law school
every student who graduated last spring or winter passed their bar exam in their first attempt. plus i mean we produced:
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 16, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
what? you should come to vermont!
we can be roomies and have crazy shenanigans and go heckle sox fans at bars.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
You don't have to be in law school.
Just move to Vermont. Please?
/hasnofriends.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
You should move to DC
All of my friends here have moved away, and we have law schools on every corner.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
But then we can't heckle red sox fans.
Or enjoy the fall colors
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
I've got a solution
Both of you move to Cincinnati. You can heckle Red Sox AND Cubs fans here.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
There's PLENTY of Sox fans in DC
You can also heckle Redskins fans in the winter. “Psst, hey buddy. Don’t you think they should start Colt Brennan?”
You’re right though. The fall colors are for shit.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You should tell justin to say hi
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but he’s going to Argentina.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Most of the reporters in Cuba are...
Aw, nevermind.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Cuba?
no sorry. ive never heard of any red reporters going to Cuba. especially not on any kind of study abroad trip. no sirree.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 16, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Hostel la Victoria Siempre?
Is that where you stayed?
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
that is actually a military building
on the plaza de revolucion. (kinda like our national mall, accept all creepy USSR archtecture.
We stayed at a piece of shit down teh street from the University.
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 16, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
you are homophonic !
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 16, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I was surprised to find my Google record pretty clean
Having someone with the same name in Canadian government helps.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
Balls to the wall for Beantown
Which means they have the Rays right where they want them.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I protest Evan Longoria.
Either he or my sanity is for real. Neither shall live while the other survives.
Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. This jerk.
Two-run homer for Carlos Pena
Pena was languishing in Columbus in 2006. He was hitting well, and reporters asked Joe Torre if they were considering calling him up. Torre said no, he wasn’t even checking to see how Pena was doing. He was happy with Andy Phillips.
Pena exercised his option in August…and signed with the Red Sox. Who released him when the season ended.
This has got to be awfully sweet for Pena.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Dec. 12-13
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Oct 16, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
"It must have looked like the tide at Omaha Beach"
I swear Creed kills me. He’s like a bench player who only appears every third game as a pinch hitter, but hits a home run every single time!
i was rolling when he said that
my wife was not amused. she said it was gross.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FRANCIS DOE!!!!
There is a helluva MLS match on ESPN2 tonight. DC United is fighting for a playoff spot, and this is a must win game. They went down to New England 1-0, but have battled back, throwing everything at the goal. Francis Doe has notched his first two MLS goals to put DC up 2-1 in the 82nd minute!
United wins!
It’s their first victory of any kind since Sept. 3, and the first in MLS since August. Win against the Crew (who clinched weeks ago), and they have a great chance to make the postseason.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Congrats on the win.
Is that game against Crew televised?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
It's on Comcast Sports Network in DC
Dunno about CLB, or elsewhere in Ohio.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I just looked it up.
It’ll be on ONN here, which is the Ohio News Network. I may end up going up there though. Hmm…
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Even though you'll be rooting for the Crew, you should go
Emilio is healthy, and Moreno and Fred both got minutes and played well tonight. That’s especially surprising since Fred was thought to be out for the season. Couple that with the fact that Doe and Boyzzz Khumalo are playing pretty well, and DC should be playing attractive soccer. And there’s always the chance that Louis Crayton will make a keeper run forty yards off his line.
Plus the Crew is pretty good.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Matsuzaka to the showers
Put a fork in ‘em, they’re done.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Wow, in the fifth… I thought the Sox would win tonight. Two hot teams going to the WS. Why is there going to be something like a week off before baseball? I wonder if any crazy weather will happen in Philly.
Supposed to be cold and rainy all weekend
Despite what TV would have you believe.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Cloudy skies are clearing in 7 minutes
I’ve been timing my Office drinking buzz to peak at 10. And when I peak everyone’s gonna feel it.
When the series shifted back to Boston
I told my friend who lives in Boston and is a Sox fan that the Rays would close out the series in Fenway. She said it would be bad, bad times if that happened. How do you tell someone you love, I told you so?
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm glad I finally got some dap
I’ve been posting gold and getting no love. Well the cream always rises to the top and my cream is going to be all over everyone’s faces.
Gino has what you need
He’ll get you fame… fortune… fagina.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
ESPN is pissed right now
they don’t get a week to talk about Manny or the Red Sox…I guess the sportscenter hour will be all Cowboys now
Norris Hopper's #1 fan!!!
Looking shockingly like the Reds against a mediocre lefty making his first start
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
It was kind of a hot topic in Brewers blogdom, whether the team struggled against mediocre to poor pitchers. We got beat by aces like Glendon Rusch, Shawn Estes and a motley cast of others. Can’t really say whether Ramon Ramirez, I think that was his name, is good or bad, but I think he beat the Brewers once or was it twice?
You're being sarcastic when you say "aces," right?
Ram Ram went 1-0 in two games against the Brewers.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He actually did a half decent job.
He was pretty solid as a 5th starter over the last month of the season.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
It’s always hard to judge a pitcher like him against a team like the Brewers. Its like torture watching the games (for Brewers fans). A team really needs 6 or even 7 starters per season and he could fit nicely.
Seems like the Reds suffer from the same disease
An incident that stands out is when we got beat by the Marlins’ Ryan Tucker, fresh out of AA the same day.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I guess
Big Papi forgot his Elevex.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
I don't really know too much about the makeup of the Rays team
I’m thinking of Dusty’s infamous quote about how he expects to win and will win, but he didn’t have many of his players. How many players did Joe Maddon bring in?
whats really scary............
is that Patterson and Bako WERE Dusty’s players. I don’t know how many more of Dusty’s players I could take…
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 16, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I was hoping in spring training this year that he might be able to convince Kerry Wood to come to Cinci. Mostly I just want to reiterate the asshattery it takes to throw your team under the bus by saying that you’d win with different players. And the asshattery is doubled into dumbfuckery when, as you pointed out, the players he did bring in were Corey Patterson and Paul Bako.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I know you’re right, but I can’t stop thinking about those walk off wins. I think they were both HRs.
so they won two games for us
but you werent there for the 50+ losses they were solely accountable for.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i know man. i feel you.
are you familiar with the Bill Hall All-Stars?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, playing "Shipping Up to Boston" in Fenway
A little on the nose, isn’t it? How ’bout “Roadrunner” by the Modern Lovers?
Yumm.
Eating cheese coney now.
Had a debate dinner party here last night and made a bunch of “Cincinnati Chili” and spaghetti and hotdogs. Lots of leftovers. Joe plummer wasn’t the only winner from Ohio last night.
Yumm. Home.
Tanzen!
by Verka Serduchka on Oct 16, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
It's a little premature for the Papelboner, isn't it?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
good thing they brought him in to keep the game close
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 16, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
no that would be a PAPALboner
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 16, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Chip Carey:
“Now some of the Boston fans are heading for the exits.”
Fuck you, Sox fans. You deserved every second of those 86 years.
this should be required reading for all Red $ox fans
Game 7
Wednesday, October 22, 1975 at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts
Team 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Cincinnati 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 0 1 4 9 0
Boston 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 5 2
WP: Clay Carroll (1-0) LP: Jim Burton (0-1) SV: Will McEnaney (1)
HRs: CIN – Tony Pérez (3)
After an exciting Game 6, there was no worry about Game 7 being anti-climactic. Reds starter Don Gullett started having control problems in the third inning. After giving up an RBI single to Carl Yastrzemski, Gullett walked Carlton Fisk to load the bases. He then walked Rico Petrocelli and Dwight Evans to force in two more runs. However, that would be it for the Sox scoring.
Bill Lee shut out the Reds through five innings, but, in the sixth with a man on, he tried to throw a slow lob pitch (his famous “Leephus pitch or Space Ball”) to Tony Perez. Perez hung back, waited for it perfectly, and blasted it for a two-run homer, his third in three Series games. Now, the score was 3-2.
The Reds tied it in the seventh when Ken Griffey walked, stole second, and scored on a two-out single by Pete Rose.
In the ninth, Griffey led off with a walk, was sacrificed to second by César Gerónimo, and went to third on a groundout. Sox pitcher Jim Burton then walked Rose to set up a forceout, but then gave up a bloop single to Joe Morgan to score Griffey with the go-ahead run. Will McEnaney retired the Sox in the ninth, closing out an unbelievable World Series.
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 16, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey look!
That guy that we kept on the 60-day DL for over a year and let go for nothing is throwing in the high 90’s and about to go to the World Series! Awesome!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I didn’t know that. He went to the Rays from the Brewers. He really wasn’t with us for long. He melted down in a handful of games. Maybe there was a hangover from the org’s hanging on to Turnbow for so long. We got McClung who was looked on as garbage and he has really turned out well.
Funny how that works out.
He wasn’t good for the Brewers and he never pitched in a ML game for the Reds, but now he’s one of the great stories of the postseason.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
its like rain
on a rainy day. its like meeting the girl of my dreams, then finding out she’s 5.
isnt it ironic, dont ya think?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
He would get that goofy bug-eyed freaked out look as he walked a bunch of guys. It amazes me that not much later he is in some of the highest pressure innings in all of baseball. I got a kick out of him pointing at the White Sox SS and telling him to “sit down.” Cabrera was it – thanks announcer guy.
What was that about Balfour melting down?
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
was that our Genius Krivsky ??
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 16, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty unreal
Who’d have imagined the Rays would reach the WS at the beginning of this season? They had 66 wins last year. They’ve never had more than 70 wins ever. This season, they had 97.
If the Rays can go from 66 wins to 97 in one year, anything’s possible.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
but not too legit.
Quitting could still occur.
This place is like a sexy preschool.
by Gray on Oct 16, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll bet those 20,000 Sox fans that left are kicking themselves right now
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Oops
Big Papi found his Elevex.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
almost beaned Youk
And I don’t think it was intentional. Wheeler’s kinda wild.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Gabe Gross is another Brewers contribution
I forget what minor league pitcher we got, but I don’t think he’s doing too well.
Please consult a doctor if your Papelboner lasts for longer than one inning
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
I don't get it...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 16, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. Somehow Wheeler's ERA will be affected by this, while Weathers' will continue to shink.
by Brian B on Oct 16, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'ing that
I’m still baffled by Weathers’s ERA.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Ruh-roh
Walks will haunt.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Former NL Central relievers being NL Central relievers
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Hopefully he doesn't go former Red
like Aaron Boone did that one time
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Well, he kinda does
In that his at-bat really hurts the Red Sox.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
J.P. Howell, I think
If his nickname isn’t “The Millionaire,” then Rays fans are terrible.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Why leave Wheeler in so long?
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
holy shit
i turn to Comedy Central for 45 minutes and the Rays want to lose the game now. this is insane!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
Imma have to get more beer
The UDF is a 2 minute walk away, but I was there buying beer not three hours ago. There can’t have been a shift change. This is going to be embarrassing. I’ll have to pretend I’m hosting a party. It’s cool. I can deal…
fuck that
let them know you plan on drinking it all by yourself. these are UDF employees. i think they’d understand.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Easy.
Buy a few bags of chips and some plastic cups and you’re set.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Look at me! The millionaire who can afford plastic cups! I'm J.P. Howell
by Red Menace on Oct 16, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
That depends
Do you think it’s better than “Look at me! My name is Red Menace and I’m an alcoholic.”
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Is that better than, "We're sorry sir, we don't have any more diet coke to go with your Captain"?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I'm rec'ing this...
it’s even funnier than the Rays blowing it~
by chandrathan on Oct 17, 2008 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Troy Percival
but i think he’s hurt or something
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
Coco is chasing. if he wants to swing, i say keep throwing him junk.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Gabe Gross throws like my grandmother
That was fucking pathetic. Dunner or Griffey could have done better than that.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Brendan's mom could have done better than that
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
She's never stopped someone from coming around to score
And she wouldn’t have shot him down at second base, either.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that a baserunning mistake
if Gabe Gross’s terrible throw to the plate leads to you being tagged out at second?
I say no.
That throw should have gone past the cutoff man in the air. He was playing shallow in right!
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I thought for sure there was going to be a great play at the plate.
Jesus, Gabe.
Well, at least they used up Papelbon.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
go to your room
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 16, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I just don't understand why they left Wheeler in
He was obviously not having a good night.
Win tonight, and you can rest the entire pen for a week.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Hypothetical
If Boston wins tonight, is there any way they don’t win the series? How are the Rays not completely dead after a loss like this?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Same way the Red Sox weren't completely dead after Game 2?
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
MOD FIGHT!
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 16, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Not just the mods
That’s what we did. It’s what we always did. Rednecks kicked the shit out of punks, punks kicked the shit out of mods, mods kicked the shit out of skinheads, skinheads took out the heavy metal guys, and the heavy metal guys beat the living shit out of new wavers and the new wavers didn’t do anything. They were the new hippies. So what was the point? Final summation? None.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
do we all still hate slyde?
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 16, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Did the Rays come back from 7-0 down in the 7th inning in that one?
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Moot point
I still say the Rays are winning tonight.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 16, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
and the Angels
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 16, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
and he had the base stolen
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 16, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Pena hitting .615 with runners on
small sample, but damn what a mensch
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 16, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
Chip Carey is like the ultimate jinx
He was talking about how Ortiz hadn’t hit a homerun in 60+ postseason at-bats. Bam, home run. He said that now would be a good time for Drew to recover that Mickey Mantle-type power. Bam, home run. He notes that Pena has hit into only two double plays all year. Bam, double play.
Uncanny.
This has to be intentional
The Rays want to win their first pennant at home, in front of their long-suffering fans, so they’re throwing this game.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Note to Orioles fans
Jeff Keppinger can absolutely make that sort of play. Give us something good for him.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 17, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
good infield defense
i hadnt seen it in so long i almost didnt recognize it
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 17, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
Ortiz shows a bunt
Um, I get that they’re giving you that entire side of the infield, but one swing ends this. And you’re the slugger.
Joe Maddon has been asleep at the switch
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 17, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Wheeler playing the role of coconuts dropped by Gilligan
by Brendanukkah on Oct 17, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
when he came in from that inning
do you think Maddon hit him on the head with his hat?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 17, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec's for both of you...
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 17, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
You still owe us for the coffee table.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
by BK on Oct 17, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He lives down by the Bay
Where the watermelons grow. Back to my home, I dare not go.
by Brendanukkah on Oct 17, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
who the hell is this is Carey jackass?
setting up a lefty-lefty match up is “unconventional” here because Maddon is making the decision? FTH??
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 17, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
b/c Drew is 4 for 7 against Howell.
I mean, remember when Juan Castro was 1 for 2? Hey, those are the odds!
what is it?
i cant hear it very well. just a dumb plodding base beat going on behind Chip Carey.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 17, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuckin' Christ.
I’m gonna go put a bullet in my head, later kids.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Are we sure the Red Sox still don't have Michael Myers on their team?
Cuz it is fucking impossible to kill them off in the ALCS.
THOSE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SONSUVBITCHES
I FUCKING HATE BOSTON AND AND NEW YORK, I HOPE EVERY FUCKING BOSTON REDS SOX FAN GETS FUCKING HERPES, AND SPREADS IT TO NEW YORK, COCK SUCKERS. THIS IS THE YEAR OF OBAMA AND THE RAYS, SO THE RED SOX BETTER NOT FUCK THAT UP, I HOPE THOSE COCK SUCKERS BITE DOWN ON EACH OTHER.
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 17, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
tell me deep down where you feel things
don’t you feel that way?
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 17, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
woah dude
you need a vacation. may i suggest the Caribbean?
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 17, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
One question
Caps lock or shift key? Oh, and I rec’d you for the anger.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
caps
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 17, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Splat'd
I left this game at 7-0. I wondered why the thread had so many comments. Personally, I’d prefer it be the year of Obama and the Reds, but beggars can’t be choosy. And as for Caps vs. shift, I think true anger can only really be expressed while mashing down the shift button
Politickin' in God's Country
hasn't been a good week for Millionaires
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 17, 2008 12:17 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
it's a rec party
and you’re invited too
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
tomorrow's headline: Red Sox roar back for victory!
Page 2: JD Drew breaks wrist jerking off to self in mirror.
Lastly, before bed
I missed most of the game because I was playing Resistance 2. AWESOME game, even if it’s hard as fuck.
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
The Resistance was winning until they implemented the Balfour-Wheeler Maneuver
by Brendanukkah on Oct 17, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
It's the goddamn government's fault
When people from other countries like Australia steal quality bullpen jobs from hardworking Americans, look what happens. Everything goes into the shitter.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
joe the plumber was right
we need to seal our borders. And America did the same thing for Iraq that Jesus did for Christians.
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 17, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
vote yes on 24
Nobody listens to Andrew
by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 17, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Did he really say that?
And why is anyone giving a nominally educated man from Ohio press time?
Much less one that’s not even licensed to work in his trade of choice?
"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."
I had to turn that crapfest off.
I can’t stand seeing happy Boston fans. Hell, as much as I hate to say this, not even happy Yankee fans can bother me as much as Boston fans do right now.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
seconded
they remind me of the rich kids in school who didnt dress rich or act rich and they would try to hang with us regular kids and try to convince us that they werent any different, but we all knew. we knew they were rich and we hated them for it. we hated them more because they thought they trick us into thinking they were like us. they are not like us.
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 17, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
issues from high school?
"It will put a smile on your face to see a Chevy with a Soviet transmission"
by justin007000 on Oct 17, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
I like where you're going with that
Except I’d add that it’s like seeing said spoiled rich kid at the mall with his parents buying him a Nintendo 64 after him telling you that he didn’t think he’d be getting one right after they came out. And then you asking your mom when you were going to get one and her saying “never o’clock”. And you wanting to beat that kids ass and steal it but you have to be nice so he’ll invite you over to play it.
"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
I flipped it off immediately too
All the dredging up of 2004 and 2007 was going to fucking kill me. On the other hand, Bronson Arroyo just sent Scott Kazmir a text message saying, “Bullpen harshin’ your wheeze? I been there, broseph. I understand. Totes.”
by Brendanukkah on Oct 17, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
So all those fans that left when Tampa Bay was up 7-0?
I hope they all went out and had the most amazing date with Sean Maguire’s wife. “Gotta go see about a girl.”
by Brendanukkah on Oct 17, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe they did it again
Somebody needs to drive a stake through the hearts of the Sox. They keep rising from the dead.
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"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands
Something like a Devil Ray
Ordering up one Steve Irwin Special!
by Brendanukkah on Oct 17, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Ouch
That’s terrible! Tacky! Totally tasteless!
And rec’d, of course.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?
Only thing I saw tonight was Sean Casey striking out in the 9th
He looked heavey and old…now I find that the Red Sox came back won…Christ on an alligator’s meal…what’s up w/dat?
Sgt. McCAin and Sarah The Impaler don't scare me none.
Menace
I need some of what you’re drinking. I feel absolutely crushed, and it’s not even my team that lost.
I've been alternating 24oz Heineken cans
and Mich Light bottles. Things are fantastic right now at the Statcave. Scrabbles, aren’t you in my ‘hood? Who’s the Red Reporter who holds things down at the Grandview Noodles & Co? All are welcome.
im not the noodle dude
but i am in Hilliard. i would have loved to have drank myself silly last night (or this morning). oh well, i guess i’ll just go to work and get a bottle of iced tea from the cafe. sigh….
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 17, 2008 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions
whoah there cowboy
make sure it’s decaf. You don’t want to go overboard.
"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling
Lipton PureLeaf. all natural.
its Friday dammit! im letting my hair down!
by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 17, 2008 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
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