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Columbus Day Clashes: The Playoffs Get Interesting

The Rays are hoping to reach uncharted territory tonight by taking a series lead over the Red Sox.  Shrewd trade acquisition Matt Garza takes on cancer survivor and feel-good story fodder Jon Lester.  Stats are for dorks, so without looking at them I can say that Lester sure feels like he's becoming the ace of a Red Sox staff that is chock full of aces.  Garza and the Rays will have a tough task ahead of them as the series shifts back to Fenway.  There were something like eight home runs hit between the two teams in their last game.  How many will go over the Monster tonight?

For this evening's matchup, the Dodgers take on the Phillies at 8:22 pm EST in Chavez Ravine.  Seats will be filled at 9:18.  The Phillies were threatening to run away with this series, but the Dodgers have decided to make it a contest.  If they win tonight, they'll even the Series at two games apiece.  Game 1 loser Derek Lowe takes on mid-season pickup Joe Blanton.  The Phillies getting Blanton was slightly less ballyhooed than the Brewers getting Sabathia or the Cubs getting Harden, but who's still pitching in the playoffs, bitches?  That's right.

It's probably just me, but does anyone else enjoy saying, "Haywood J'Blanton" in their minds, a la Haywood Jablowme?  No?  All right then.

The thread is open.  Enjoy playoff baseball!

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by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Note to Brendan:

You can edit your FanPosts.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooohhhh

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 13, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Reds news today

Dusty Baker coached his team to a victory! Well, it was his son’s team. Darren’s team won 27-7, but Dusty still managed to misuse his bullpen. Four of those runs were given up Darren Baker himself after Dusty inserted him has a relief pitcher.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Dusty has a history of nepotism

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dusty and Corey have sex with dead people?

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 13, 2008 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow...just wow

/sidnnancy’d

Where’s that from, anyways?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Oct 13, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i saw that in the theatre

the friday it opened. no one else did that.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did

In fact, I saw it before it opened because I was working at a movie theater at the time. They preview every movie to make sure it plays correctly, and I saw this one when they did that.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

i knew i felt a strange, ethereal bond with you, but now i know why. i feel like there is a reason now why we both came to RR. this is a real moment.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes

No mercy rule? They’re nine year olds, fer cripes sake.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haywood J'Blanton sounds like a D-lineman in the SEC

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

BK, Brendan

isn’t this site great now that we’ve banned everyone and have it all to ourselves?

Are people actually working on a Monday?

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 13, 2008 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I got yer workin' right here, pal

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm avoiding work on a Monday.

And yes, the site is much better now that jch isn’t here.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go over to Union Station

and throw paint on the Columbus statue with the rest of the protesters today.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he wearing fur?

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 13, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Columbus Day in Columbus

is usually awesome. schools and banks and govt buildings are all closed, except of course for mine.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're working today?

I thought you worked for the gub’mint at a museum or somesuch?

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our annual conference begins later this week

NOBODY is taking off. Although I’m posting here a lot, instead of working very hard.

Everyone else in the city took off though, so the commute in was incredibly enjoyable. I was looking forward to it all weekend.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone reminded me

that we have fall break next week. It’s kind of hard to keep track of these things when not taking classes. Or, you know, working real-people hours.

This place is like a sexy preschool.

by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

MonsterQuest

on the History Channel now is about “The Ohio Grassman.”

No, it’s not about any of the Cincinnati Bengals. It’s about a supposed Bigfoot like creature that lives in the woods of eastern Ohio.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, my bad

Waaaaaaaay too many Schlitz beers that night.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The Ohio Grassman"

Sounds like somebody’s “go to guy”.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 13, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never heard of the Grassman

But staying out of eastern Ohio is generally advisable under any conditions.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

A few questions for you...

    1. Do you have 2-4 years experience in a corporate sales/service, hospitality, marketing or advertising environment?

    2. Do you have experience utilizing a contact management and/or order entry system?

    3. Do you have strong customer service experience?

    4. Is attention to detail and understanding contract language one of your strengths?

    5. Do you enjoy helping customers by answering their questions and solving problems?

If you answered yes to all some of these questions, you could work for the Cincinnati Reds!

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 13, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait a minute...

One of the expectations:

Act as a role model within and outside the Cincinnati Reds Organization

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that Dunn and Griffey are gone, somebody has to take a leadership role

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 13, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Columbus has gotten a bad rap

It’s unfair to lay the subsequent centuries of oppression and slaughter of the Native Americans on his head. In his (forgotten) story I find feats of bravery, intellectualism and the power of an individual to transform the world. Give this brief essay a look then tell me why I’m an retrogressed idiot.

Now Columbus faced a new problem. No sailors wanted to go on what was seen as a suicidal voyage on what the Muslims called, "the green sea of darkness." After all, in the common Biblically indoctrinated mind, the earth was still flat. So Columbus got the monarchs to pardon jailed criminals if they’d go on his expedition. A voyage into the green sea of darkness was a better bet than certain death by hanging or a lifetime in a dungeon. And if the criminals made it back alive, they’d be free.

Columbus set off on August 4th, 1492. To avoid mutiny, Columbus kept two different logs. The log he showed the crew indicated they were not too far from home and had nothing to worry about. The other one showed his much greater and more accurate estimates of the distances traveled.



His fourth voyage took him to Nicaragua, but after that the big political and commercial interests pushed Columbus out of the exploring business and in 1506 he died impoverished and forgotten.

You’d think that would be the saddest, most unjust end the story could have. But it’s not. Today "enlightened" history teachers pooh-pooh Columbus’s role because he was a European. They point out that Incas and Aztecs and Cherokees and Cheyennes had lived in America for centuries before 1492; they credit the Viking oaf Leif Erikson, for stumbling upon a piece of North America, running away, and doing nothing with his "discovery."

Such teachers misunderstand what the word "discover" means. There is a difference between blundering onto something, and discovering its nature, grasping its order and significance. Farmers in ancient fields had experienced mass and momentum. But we don’t say they discovered Newtonian physics. To discover is not merely to encounter, but to comprehend and reveal, to apprehend something new and true and deliver it to the world.

by Red Menace on Oct 13, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, that still doesn't explain how the Incas, Aztecs, Cherokees, Cheyennes, etc.

didn’t discover North America. I’m pretty sure their complex cultures and civilizations would indicate that they had discovered the continent’s nature and grasped its order and significance. Environmentally speaking, I think there’s a pretty good case to be made that they understood what they had a lot better than the European explorers and settlers did.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

then Columbus marked the moment they "discovered" Europe

I see joy and importance in the world coming together, even though every time that happens the people of the world let me down.

by Red Menace on Oct 13, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blundering onto something

Um, didn’t he think he’d found India?

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Columbus was ruthless and egomanical, and more than a little sick in the head

he and his men were responsible for the genocide of the natives of Hispanola. he was a cold-blooded murderer. those he didnt kill were sent to Europe to be slaves. some estimate he and his men are responsible for the deaths of 125,000 people in the first two years they spent there.

but that does nothing to diminish the cavalier spirit and boundless bravery that marked his voyages to the new world. he was a man who did great things and terrible things. as with every great figure of history, there are two sides to the story.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Red Sox,

Suck it.

- Dioner

The Rays take a 1-0 lead in the middle of the 2nd, with Dioner Navarro driving in Evan Longoria, who’s really having himself quite the postseason.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I sure wish

the Yankees hadn’t traded Dioner Navarro. For Randy Johnson, no less. And Arizona didn’t even want him. They flipped him almost immediately.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

 poor yankees. nothing ever works out for them. they must be damned.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 13, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Damned to making stupid trade decisions. I was against trading Navarro, let alone for the Unit, from the beginning. Many fans were. I think even Cashman was against it, but he was overruled.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I sure wish they hadn’t let Tommy Shaw go back to Styx when Damon Johnson came aboard.

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by Man Mountain on Oct 13, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got Joe Morgan on the radio!!

He believes in the “rhythm method”

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by Man Mountain on Oct 13, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

What was Joe talking about? Pitching?

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fishing

Or quantum physics probably.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he doesn't like a pitcher's routine to be upset during the playoffs

which seems pretty sensible to me, but he kept saying “I believe in the rhythm method.”

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by Man Mountain on Oct 13, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long gone oria

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by Man Mountain on Oct 13, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I love me some BJ

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

woah man

Big Papi (god i hate that nickname more than any other) has been incredibly un-clutch this postseason. he probably misses his Manny.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

You gotta admit

It’s a lot easier to pitch around Big Poopy when Manny’s not up next.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

In honor of Columbus Day...

I’d like to point everyone to They All Discovered America.

A book about everyone who ended up in America after the Native Americans. And proof that this country never lets the truth get in the way of a good story.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Oct 13, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Baldelli sends annoying Sawks fans home early

Sweeeeeeet.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one here?

“Speaking of no one’s looking….” * ZIP *

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes?

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

I’m also happily enjoying the Red Sox losing 8-1 at Fenway… and waiting for BBT to start. Pena! 9-1 RAYS!

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

from the department of confusing

Cubs fans talking about upgrading their backup catcher position by signing Javy Valentin

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

No joking response needed there

Funny enough on its own. They realize he didn’t play a whole lot of catcher this year, right?

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Reds moron announcers

He’s the greatest pinch hitter in the history of baseball

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here

Game’s a blowout, but I never get tired of watching the Sox lose.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice to see that small cluster of Rays fans all giddy while the Sawx fans leave early.

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that AL game got un-close fast.

The keys to the game for the NL seem to involve scoring more runs than the opponent.

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Really, no swing?

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

This Rocky shit needs to stop

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

What was that about?

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

They always do that

It’s a Philadelphia thing.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every Phillies game?

Ugh.

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was that Tim McCarver who just said

he could understand walking Manny with first open if it were a tie game, but when up by two he didn’t get it?

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice hit and run, Dodgers.

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeter would have gotten that

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

No, the over-the-shoulder (attempted) catch.

Jeter’s range to his left is underwhelming, but he is good at those “wide receiver” catches.

Unlike A-Rod, who has great range but can’t be trusted to catch even easy popups.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a Rec'n

SPLAT

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

that Manny didn’t have the green light on 3-0.

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

umpire not doing too well at balls and strikes

I can see why they don’t like that pitch trax thingy

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Browns take the lead!

Jamal “im not the Lewis who killed a man, im the Lewis who went to prison for drugs” Lewis with the touchdown!

oh sorry. baseball.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I tHan

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

weird

I typed

I <3 ’tHan

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some stuff won’t show up in the title line. I don’t understand either post. Should I study the wiki?

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Just some man-love between Red Reporters.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're screwing him

That doesn’t mean you love him. I know the ways of you men.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

sssshhhhhh

If he finds out about obc and sukr, he’ll stop answering my booty calls!

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phils pitching coach Dubee

“Blanton takes good care of himself.” Well fed?

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks

like he hasn’t missed any meals.

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Prince Fielder will show up to ST bigger or smaller. You’d think between Boras, the Brewers management and his ol’ ball and chain someone would get to him.

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why I hate Red Sox fans

This just popped up on my Facebook feed.

“XXXXXXX is wondering where all these Rays fans were when they sucked? Can you say BANDWAGON?”

Wow. What unbelievable douches. What sore losers. Red Sox Nation was really more of a principality before 2004.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Every team's fans are like that...

It’s not like people will make a big deal out of rooting for the last-place team.

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I know that it’s a small point for me to say, “I was there when…”

Assuming, of course, that the Reds make it back to the top.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

what really kills me is that we all do it

every sports fan in the world. its natural. your team sucks (Bengals), you dont watch them. i watched a total of 5 minutes of the Bengals game yesterday. does that make me a fair-weather fan? well yeah. who wants to stand outside in the rain?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its also sort of awkward to be The Reds Fan

every single baseball-related conversation I’ve had since 2000 has been “well, Ken Griffey Junior, bro.”

I don’t know what it’s going to be now. I guess just a shrug?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

I don’t see the difference between being a Bengals fan who watches every game religiously when they suck and following the team and scheduling game watching around relevant life. Honestly, the fans that go to every game and paint up and tailgate seem to be the more delusional fans, which completely make me sick. “10-6 will still get us into the playoffs!”

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Packers fans here are still talking playoffs. Mui loco.

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

where were they

when Fenway was empty in the early 90s? if Red Sox fans were really the fans they say they are, Fenway would have been sold out for the past 80 years. fuck ’em.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Ted Williams hit a home run in his last game

there were less than 10,000 in attendance. And everyone hated Ted Williams it seems.

by Red Menace on Oct 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ted Williams sucked.

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those liberals in Tax-achusetts

probably won’t vote for that other war hero either. They all hate America!

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just want to raise our taxes and devalue our marriages!

I bet they hate apple pie, too!

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes...

…I’m sorry I missed the days when the Yankees sucked, and $5 got you a ticket that let you sit anywhere you wanted, including right behind home plate.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait...

The Yankees don’t suck any more?

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Yankees may suck

But forget getting a $5 ticket and moving anywhere you want. A couple of years ago, a night game went to extra innings, plus there were several rain delays. It was pouring, and it was after midnight, and most of the fans had left. But security wouldn’t let the people in the upper decks move downstairs. So it looked like nobody was there on TV, because the real fans were upstairs in the cheap seats. Getting rained on. While the nice, dry seats downstairs were deserted.

That’s one reason I prefer minor league baseball. No stadium Nazis.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't seem worth the risk

to try to get him.

To me it looked like he didn’t go because he might have gotten hit by the ball, and then he was too far back.

This place is like a sexy preschool.

by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, a bunt?

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Small ball!!!

If Sveum becomes the next Brewers manager, it’s bunting and more bunting and the oldest guys play.

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fixed

If Sveum Dusty becomes the next Brewers manager, it’s bunting and more bunting and the oldest guys play.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh...

At least Sveum has a quick hook with pitchers. I have little faith that Melvin will pick someone good. He didn’t want to fire Yost.

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the heart attack

just looking at that picture made my arteries burst.

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by xjjeep90 on Oct 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good grief

Can anyone actually eat that?

Three grilled cheese sandwiches with bacon, interspersed with two quarter-pound hamburgers and yet more bacon. That’s, like, five sandwiches in one.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I want one. If someone makes it, I wil eat it. Ten bucks if I don’t.

W00t Blake! Take that Rocky!

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

how far are you from the DC metro area?

or Cleveland on thanksgiving weekend?

I actually really like that second scenario. “Hey mom? Dad? I’m inviting this dude over because I’m gonna get $10 if he can’t finish this sandwich? What is it? Oh, just a double bacon cheeseburger with grilled cheese as buns. What’s that? You don’t want me going back to school? that’s cool too.”

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Oct 13, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where can you get one of these?

Is it only in College Park?

I went to a place in Ballston called Mario’s over the weekend because I thought I remembered that you could order a burger with their square slices of pizza as the bun. I didn’t see it on their menu though, so I might have dreamed it.

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about everything you know about me makes you think

that I have thought this out any farther than “abducting jch”?

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Oct 13, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in Cheviot

And I’m serious, I’d eat one just to say I did. It might make me a little ‘sluggish’, but I’;; do it. :)

Also, did you see The Heart Attack Grill? Check out the quadruple bypass burger, damn.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as we're talking about trying burgers just to try them

Check this bad boy out.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Chocolate covered bacon. And here I thought Bacon Salt was cool. Yes, I have some. Yes, it’s good.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bacon Salt

There’s actually a baseball connection. They got the money to start the company when this video won American’s Funniest Home Videos.

It’s one of their kids, hitting balls off a tee. (He says he wants to be Ichiro.)

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which flavour do you like?

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by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only have the Hickory

It was a promo item. Have you tried the others?

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 14, 2008 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I haven't tried any.

I never liked bacon, but I was thinking of getting it as a gift for a bacon-lover.

This place is like a sexy preschool.

by Gray on Oct 14, 2008 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eight ounce burger

That’s a serious sandwich.

Chocolate covered bacon doesn’t sound very good to me.

And I didn’t even know they made wild boar bacon.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that for real?

I thought it was a parody, but they list an actual street address.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thiiiis close to buying stuff to make one

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may be posting a diary Sunday with pics

If I get over being sick, I’ll give it a shot.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ate lunch at FatBurger today

Not bad, although I’m more of an Arthur’s or Kuatman’s guy myself.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Arthur's is pretty good

Burger Madness can’t be beat. Except by Zip’s.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

I have yet to have either. Where is Burger Madness?

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burger Madness is the deal at Arthur's

where you get unlimited awesome toppings on your burger for like 6.50. They have it Sundays, Mondays, and Tuesdays if I remember correctly.

And Zip’s are the best burgers in town, but it’s always really crowded. A buddy of mine swears he saw Carson Palmer there one time. It’s in Mt. Lookout.

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

eesh

someone needs to fire his agent.

As does the person who commissioned this:

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Oct 13, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

In our new, more sensitive era

The World Trade Center towers are a “sometimes food.”

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Look at the date

October 1976.

Reds vs. Yanks. Four-game sweep.

“C” is for Cincinnati, I guess.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've had Zips

It’s pretty good, but I think it’s a letdown because of the “Best Burger in Town” reputation. If you are going to make that claim, then I better need to change my pants at the end of the meal. It was very good, but I had high expectations. And the service kinda sucked.

"You never want to give up a 7-0 lead, in your rival's ballpark, that would put them in first place. Never want to do that." - Ron Darling

by Slyde on Oct 14, 2008 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

for timeliness.

...because there's already someone posing as Jacob Brumfield

by Cy Schourek on Oct 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Eyre

could be the end of the Phillies night

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm out

Catch you crazy cats tomorrow.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

It's quiet in here.

This place is like a sexy preschool.

by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

commercial break

flip over to see the Browns up by 13 with the Giants poised to score….OOOHHHHH and the Browns pick it for 6!! this game is sealed!!

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have Romo too

I managed to end up with Rivers as a backup somehow and had been shopping him heavily for WR help. I offered him Romo and Crayton for Greg Jennings and Jason Campbell and he turned me down. I’m now happy he did.

"Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est."

by jch24 on Oct 14, 2008 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eli has looked unsteady all night

and the Browns have made all the big plays. and i was counting on Jacobs to have a big game so maybe i could catch up in my fantasy game. not quite enough though.

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m still watching.

by ol Pete on Oct 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tie ball game!

This place is like a sexy preschool.

by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Victorino may soon be theirs!

Or something.

This place is like a sexy preschool.

by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also:

“Things heard in Brendan’s mom’s bedroom”

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

BubbaFan

You’re from Hawaii, no? Any irrational affections for Victorino?

by Brendanukkah on Oct 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Not really

I’m not that familiar with him, since he’s an NL player.

Though I suppose he must have played with Bubba in the minors, since they both came up in the Dodgers system.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Matt Stairs

homer

this game turned quickly, no?

by Charlie Scrabbles on Oct 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Weird

The Dodgers seemed destined to win this one. All of a sudden, they’re losing.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers are now

wishing Broxton could unbreak their hearts.

This place is like a sexy preschool.

by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

You've been saving that one up for a while, haven't you

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

alright im out

later kids

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by xjjeep90 on Oct 13, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Man-Ram heard you

"My wife ain't never ran and got me no pheasant." - Fistbands

by BK on Oct 13, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It kind of seems like you're better off not stressing about

Manny in that situation. Just put him on first and get to work on Martin with two outs.

This place is like a sexy preschool.

by Gray on Oct 13, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

strike out - wild pitch

you don’t see those that often

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 13, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Not looking good for the Trolley-Dodgers

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by BubbaFan on Oct 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

It’s been a long time since there were trolleys in Brooklyn.

But hey, baseball is all about tradition.

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by BubbaFan on Oct 14, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting for "them" to put Yankee Stadium on the national register of historic buildings

and forbidding them to tear it down..
but not sure who “them” would be….

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of fans wish they'd do that

The new stadium is just a way to shake more money out of the fans. It will have fewer seats. But they’ll be more expensive. A lot of fans are having to downgrade from their usual seats.

And there will be 60 luxury boxes, instead of 16. Hooray.

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Oct 14, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure George and Hank have bought off the powers that be...

to prevent anyone from preserving it.

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 14, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

LA

had a trolley system that was the world’s envy…

at least until the conspiracy killed it.

This place is like a sexy preschool.

by Gray on Oct 14, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

pitchout...

he’s out from here to there…

Nobody listens to Andrew

by nlt-andrew68 on Oct 14, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

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