I Love IT!

by kennythered on Oct 1, 2008 9:54 PM EDT

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It may have already been posted but its still worth another watch!!

We Love You Bruce and can't wait to watch you hit 30+ w/ 100+ RBI for 10 or so years!

He's not the Pearl from Tennessee,
He's not the Boss from New Jersey,
He's not the Earle from Ohio State,
But his name is Bruce and his game is great,

He don't sing in commercials like Bronson Arroyo,
He hits homers like Griffey and Dunn,
And he gives us more reason to have hope this season,
Cause we all believe he's the one,
Who was called up from Louisville to live out and fulfill,
His destiny truly and mighty,
So in praise of his name I now stand and proclaim,
He is Jay Bruce Almighty,

He's not the Lee who was strong and lean,
He's not the Willis on the big screen,
He's not the Isaac who plays football,
But his name is Bruce and I stand in awe

He don't sing in commercials like Bronson Arroyo,
He hits homers like Griffey and Dunn,
And he gives us more reason to have hope this season,
Cause we all believe he's the one,
Who was called up from Louisville to live out and fulfill,
His destiny truly and mighty,
So in praise of his name I now stand and proclaim,
He is Jay Bruce Almighty ...

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Catchy tune there...who's the artist?

I wonder if P Doc has heard this. Speaking of P. Doc. he wrote the most inane, drivel filled column yet this morning. Yes Paul is praising Dusty as a true Maverick among managers. Dusty, a manager outside the norm – blah blah blah. I don’t have it in front of me but if you get a chance don’t waste your time reading it. With reporters this moronic it is no wonder that the general public (who believes everything they read) is also moronic.

Ibn Khaldoun and Hulrich Zwingli - now that's real reform, Mr. McCain.

by Madville on Oct 2, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions