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It's time. If you aren't here, Yahoo's best available will be selected for you unless you've contacted me with picks.

Remember there are 16 Rounds, and you'll need: 1 QB, 3 WR, 2 RB, 1 TE, 1 WR or TE, 1 K, 1 DEF, and 6 for the Bench

Tits McGee
Kyle's Killers
GoodNewzFederalPrizn
Blue Steel
Parrot Heads
Vegas Strippers
Snohio Storm
Hoosier Daddies
TN RiverRails
Killer Tuscans
Red Menace
BK Broilers
Silver Scrabbles
boobs

Star-divide

A quick recap:

Tits McGee: LaDanian Tomlinson
Kyle's Killers: Steven Jackson
GoodNewzFederalPrizn: Larry Johnson
Blue Steel: Shaun Alexander
Parrot Heads: Frank Gore
Vegas Strippers: Joseph Addai
Snohio Storm: Peyton Manning
Hoosier Daddies: Reggie Bush

TN RiverRails is up...

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Yay!
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

How long do we give before Auto pick kicks in?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I say 8:10...
If TN hasn't at least made an appearance to make his presence known by then, then we'll pick.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's not here by then...
Then he just lost the right to make his own pick...Is what he did...
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you were drafting at 9:00?
Ok, I'm keeping my nose out of this the rest of the way.

by Brendanukkah on Sep 4, 2007 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's when Snohio and Menace
could be here.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

To restate the last question from the previous
thread...

We are actually having 3 WR and 1 floater TE/WR, which seems like a lot of WR.

Maybe go with 2 RB, 2WR, and maybe 1-2 floaters (1 RB/WR and/or 1 TE/WR)?

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I think 3 running backs would be too much.
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

On Thursday I wrote...
As for the league settings, go take a peek and let me know if there's anything that you'd like to be changed. I set it up with 1 QB (and other offensive positions) and only a defense, as opposed to individual defensive players. I also altered various other standard settings, so let me know what you all think.

Too late, bitches.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really like the settings...
You're the best Ash
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allrighty
Sorry for the confusion. I tand chastened.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the deadline
for this whole thing to be done?  Has to be tomorrow, right?

by sonant1 on Sep 4, 2007 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, it doesn't have to be entered
in until Saturday, I just wanted to draft before the first game.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

um......
I would think the only way that would work is if anyone who has a Colts or Saints player declares him/them to be starting in this thread by game time Thursday night.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

With as quickly as this seems to go,
I cannot imagine being done with this draft anytime tonight.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well
It definitely won't be if we don't actually start. Can we get this thing going?

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

TN has 4 minutes.
If he's not here by then, he gets Rudi Johnson, apparently.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah we will...
Ash is going to start picking for people soon.
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm using Yahoo's player rankings
for those who aren't here. Just making sure that's clear.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Q
Are you going to fill out their starting lineup before taking any backups, like Yahoo autodraft does?

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they'll get the position
they need.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's 8:10. TN takes Rudi Johnson.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Who does Zach the Tuscan take?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Is he even here?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was telling you who he wanted.
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He never sent me an e-mail
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

We giving 5 minutes between picks?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully less
we old guys don't have that long to live!
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok 3 minutes...
Unless an asked for Small Research Extension?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

we shouldn't need this
for the first 3 or 4 rounds, at least
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too late?

to switch to live draft, forcing the 2 minute limit on those not here?

by sonant1 on Sep 4, 2007 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, since we started offline
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could always try
some kind of IM client, if everyone was willing/able
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yahoo/AIM

Either one works for me.  I think greg has a point I hadn't realized.. 14 teams taking 5 mins per pick = 70 mins per round, times 16 rounds is something like 18 hours.

by sonant1 on Sep 4, 2007 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the same time, there
are definitely not 14 of us here, and I'm willing to pick quick for those who I know are not here.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have neither...
This will go quicker once we get going...

Everyone have your pick ready when it's your turn.

I think Ash should be pretty quick picking people once we establish for sure who's here and who isn't.

What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

put him on the clock
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

this is stupid
give him someone so we can get this going

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

The natives are getting restless...
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

well...
14 teams, 5 minutes (!) per pick puts this thing being over sometime while I'm at work tomorrow, so...

Yeah, at this point, I'm wondering why we didn't do this online.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish we could
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zach takes Brian Westbrook
I just thought to check the other e-mail address, and there it was.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Menace takes Travis Henry
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

The Broilers turn!
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm here, on the clock, right?
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

yup, it's you
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is Silver Scrabbles?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, Charlie Scrabbles?
just guessing.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he here, anyone know?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

haven't heard a peep from him yet
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that makes sense...
I'm not so smart ya know..
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie?
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll bite the bullet
Willie Parker.  Ew.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Silver Scrabbles takes Laurence Maroney
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

boobs takes
Ronnie Brown and Carson Palmer
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

End of Round 1
back up the ladder... I'm taking a WR for Charlie. Any objections?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Steve Smith?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hold on im here!
sorry folks got hung up
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

LoL, it's your pick.
You already have Laurence Maroney, fyi.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little known fact...
He used to go by Larry...

But when he became a serious football player, he changed his name to Laurence..

What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to call him Larry then.

Every mock draft had the Colts getting him in the first round that year.. then the sum of all evil (NE Pats) snaked him.

Guess it worked out for us in the end though.  Addai is making me forget about Edge.

by sonant1 on Sep 4, 2007 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree...
The Patriots are evil...

Go Colts!

What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try and make it quick, Scrabbles
people are gettin' antsy
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

picked
LT
LJ
S Alexander
Addai
Gore
rudi Johnson
maroney
manning
travis henry
reggie bush
brian westbrook
palmer
ronnie brown.
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Steven Jackson
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...Him too
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Recap
See above for 1-8, since:

Rudi Johnson
Brian Westbrook
Travis Henry
Willie Parker
Laurence Maroney
Ronnie Brown
Carson Palmer

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

jones-drew
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm here
Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

BK
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Charlie took my guy...
I'll take McGahee
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Menace rd 2
I'll take Brandon Jacobs
Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Menace
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

take Clarett
he will be a great sleeper pick
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 4, 2007 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Time for the Terrible Tuscans.
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

someone's gonna get value
with Willie Parker. I don't want that trash...
Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah
I really didn't want to take him.  And now I have two AFC North running backs not named Rudi Johnson.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Parker
I'll give ya a deal for him. What do you want? I have a pick coming up.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

LJ and your 2nd round pick
For Parker, McGahee, and my 6th.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zach takes Steve Smith
because he's not answering his phone.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

And I'm assuming TN still isn't
around, so he takes Marvin Harrison
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone seen Snohio yet?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Cedric Benson
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

BK
I'll give you my upcoming pick and a 9th for your last pick and Willie Parker.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

No way am I giving up a 1st and 2nd
For a 2nd and 9th.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

um.....
right...

I just offered my 2nd and 9th for Parker and your last (15th round or whatever).

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh I thought by last you meant
my last pick, as in previous pick.  My bad.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not yet.
Pick, and we'll work something out, unless you want the LJ deal
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see my above offer?
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Officer Dibble?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Strippers take
Thomas Jones
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

chad johnson
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

you mangy bastard
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry...
You should of told me that's who you wanted...
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got home
Did I miss my second turn yet?  I haven't even done any research yet.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

three picks before you, including
mine - go research, quickly
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Torry Holt
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

BK
No thanks on the offer.

I'll drop a Deuce McAllister.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Is kyle here?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

MixFMKyle is up
BK I have my 3rd coming up in 4 picks.

Not trading LJ for Willie Parker though.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Kyle takes TO
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian B, you're up
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Huh?
Oh, you were seriously picking for Kyle?  

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's Yahoo's
next best available. I'm not making this shit up! ;)
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is Tits McGee?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys, do me a favor
if someone is, say on the IR or PUP lists when I'm giving them to someone, let me know.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i checked that stuff yesterday and i cant remember
anyone important being hurt.  thats just a quick hunch though, so dont take my word.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here..
Where we at? Kids aren't in bed yet.. Just got back from Cherry On Top - Ice Cream. Didn't see Zach there. :P

Who's turn is it?

-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian B is up
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he's taking his time.
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rounds 1 & 2 RECAP
LaDanian Tomlinson
Steven Jackson
Larry Johnson
Shaun Alexander
Frank Gore
Joseph Addai
Peyton Manning
Reggie Bush
Rudi Johnson
Brian Westbrook
Travis Henry
Willie Parker
Laurence Maroney
Ronnie Brown

Carson Palmer
Maurice Jones-Drew
Willis McGahee
Brandon Jacobs
Steve Smith
Marvin Harrison
Reggie Wayne
Cedric Benson
Thomas Jones
Chad Johnson
Torry Holt
Deuce McAllister
Terrell Owens
Drew Brees

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

and everyone
don't forget to keep in mind how many of what positions you need
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

how many rounds?
Or, put a different way, what time will we be done?

3, 4, or 5 a.m.?

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

My apologies.
What more do you want me to say?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry Ash
Not complaining at you... Complaining at the people who are taking too long.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I printed out a list of my rankings...
And I'm marking off people as they are taken.  It makes picking quick and easy.
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

time
1 or 1.5 minutes is pretty standard, and frankly that's plenty of time. I've done two drafts this year that got done in less than two hours. This is on pace for 12, and I'm not exaggerating.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know :-(
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep in mind
that round 2 went much faster then half of round 1.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cool.
I'm picking for like 6 people, and writing everything down, just trying to make sure everything is running as smoothly as I can possibly manage.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you're doing a swell job!
Thanks for doing this for all the people who couldn't be here.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're doing a good job...
Your job requires more organizational skills than I have.
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah thanks for taking the lead here
mucho appreciation
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not you that's taking a long time...
So it's not your fault. Don't worry about it.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I can make a suggestion
Is it possible to set up an online draft and maybe end this after 3 or 4 rounds, then pick it up online later in the week?
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

first game is thursday
I'm fine with however late we go tonight, although I suspect people will want to end it. They could submit an autopick list?
Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the problem
I can't find any way to enter in offline picks and then change it. We'd have to start all over. From what I can tell - someone speak up if I'm wrong.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's how we could do it
If everyone takes the picks they've entered as their default picks for the first X rounds, then it'd work.

If someone screws up, they will be relentlessly mocked and forced to make their rosters right by the boot of the Commissioner!

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

BK, just wanted to make sure you know it's
you again.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

and by BK,
I mean Brian B
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Brian B was up again?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle's up
Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Kyle takes TJ Houshmandzadeh
I think I spelled that right.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

That mangy bastard!
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Larry Fitzgerald
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

parrotheads...
Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Sooo Lost..
Man I am so lost.. :)

Who's before and after me? (their RR handle...)

Still trying to get settled here..

-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Dibble's before you, sonant1 after
I think.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Order
Brian B
Kyle
greg
Ash
tHan
Dibble
you
sonant
?
Zach
Menace
BK
Charlie
boobs
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

more
Brian B
*Kyle
greg
Ash
tHan
Dibble
BK
sonant
**sledridge
**Zach
Menace
BK
Charlie
**boobs

**Not Here*

Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops
Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

marques colston
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Strippers take
Marc Bulger
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Snohio is next
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hines Ward.
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

2 ash picks
Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

TN takes Anquan Boldin
Zach takes Chicago DEF
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Antonio Gates
Where have you gone Webb Alert chick?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

good pick
bastard.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding..

My thought stream.. "3rd round too early for a TE?  Yeah, it's too early.  No, not too early for Gates.  Yeah, too early for a TE.  But Gates is like a WR'ing TE.  4th round, definitely.  Maybe.  I better get him now.  No, ......"

Thanks for getting me out of that infinite loop. ;p

by sonant1 on Sep 4, 2007 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Donald Driver
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 minutes
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie, you're up
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

boobs takes Jamal Lewis
and Adrian Peterson ...

give me a second, I'll recap round 3

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

:P
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Round 3
Roy Williams
TJ Houshmandzadeh
Tom Brady
Larry Fitzgerald
Marques Colston
Marc Bulger
Hines Ward
Philip Rivers
Anquan Boldin
Chicago DEF
Antonio Gates
Donald Driver
Andre Jounson
Jamal Lewis
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Andre Jounson = Andre Johnson
of course...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

kellen winslow
hes a soldier.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Vince Young
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Zach needs a QB...
and Yahoo selects Donovan McNabb for him
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

TN needs a QB
and Yahoo selects... Jon Kitna?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently I haven't been
paying attention to football lately.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is a big hubbub going around taht
kitna and mike martz are like PB and J.  ESPN says, "in martz's offense, kitna will throw for 4500 yards" and stuff like that.  media myth.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the idea is that...

Detroit has such a great young receiving group that all they've needed for a while is a mediocre QB to make him appear great.  

by sonant1 on Sep 4, 2007 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Gonzalez
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Strippers take
Randy Moss.

Feh.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME UPDATE:
lo douche-a hits his 2nd 3-run homer of the night.  mets lead 11-6.  welcome back to the bigs todd coffey.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Creeper's line after this was hilarious
"People are leaving the park like they're giving away twentys in the parking lot."
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

clinton portis...
I wanted Moss
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Plaxico Burress
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry
i was washing dishes. yeah.

so am i up?

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup, it's you
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle needs a QB
and Tony Romo is it.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

You got this on a Spreadsheet?
Are you Slyding it?
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes I do.
But I didn't have time to prepare before the draft, so I'm re-using my 2005 sheet.  

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool.. Me too..
I'll can try to have a who's left after the 6th round if I get a few minutes..
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Round 4 RECAP
Adrian Peterson
Kellen Winslow
Vince Young
Lee Evans
Donovan McNabb
Jon Kitna
Edgerrin James
Tony Gonzalez
Randy Moss
Clinton Portis
Plaxico Burress
Javon Walker
Tony Romo
LaMont Jordan
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Kyle takes Calvin Johnson
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Tiger Woods?

Wasn't it?  I must have seen every episode with that lame "who's now" series except for the last one.

by sonant1 on Sep 4, 2007 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think he won
and i think everyone missed that episode.  on purpose.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

greg? You still doing dishes?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Marion Barber the VII
Can't pass him up.
I have three good RBs. Takin offers.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Laveranues "WTF" Coles
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

baltimore
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Dibble? You alive?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

You know what this draft is missing?
A little of href http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPqRpxm5Ak4> this.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Take 2
Of course, I meant this.

Reading the wiki is a good thing.

Re-reading it is even better.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strippers take
Reggie Brown.

And a remedial course in HTML, apparently.

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Storm takes.
Nate Kaeding

I am so going to lose.. :)

-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

TN takes Marshawn Lynch
Zach takes Carnell Williams
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

since boobs isn't here to do it
You mangy bastard!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

jerk...
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Santana Moss
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

boobs takes San Diego DEF
and Chris Cooley
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Round 5 RECAP
Todd Heap
Calvin Johnson
Marion Barber
Laveranues Coles
Baltimore DEF
Reggie Brown
Nate Kaeding
Deion Branch
Marshawn Lynch
Carnell Williams
Braylon Edwards
Santana Moss
New England DEF
San Diego DEF

19 minutes. Great job, guys.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

jay elway
i mean cutler
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Jerricho Cotchery, por favor
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Zach takes Joey Galloway
TN takes Darrell Jackson
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh..
Miami DEF I guess..
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Snohio?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Strippers take
Vernon Davis
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

adam vinatieri
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Alge Crumpler
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanted Crumpler bad
He has been my secret weapon for the last two years, but with all the turmoil that ATL has been in, I thought it might be good for me to pick a new secret weapon.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shockey
Ash made my decision easy.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Kyle Takes Jason Witten
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That we are... I see the Reds lost. :(
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep
one of those things. No pitching tonight
We'll get 'em tomorrow
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Sep 4, 2007 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

votto gets the start!
happy like kitties!
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian B?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

2 picks
First is Donte Stallworth

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Round 6 RECAP
Chris Cooley
Jay Cutler
Jerricho Cotchery
Vincent Jackson
Joey Galloway
Darrell Jackson
Pittsburgh DEF
Miami DEF
Vernon Davis
Adam Vinatieri
Alge Crumpler
Jeremy Shockey
Jason Witten
Donte Stallworth
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

so are we going to try to finish tonite
or do it later this week?  ive got a few hours left in me, but im not sure we are on pace to finish by then...
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm afraid to tell you.
...16.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it possible to stop after like 8 rounds...
and have yahoo finish the draft with the best available for everyone?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont have a prob with that.
ive got most of the dudes i wanted.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta finish tonight..
I can't do this again tomorrow night.. Has to be in to Yahoo by Midnight on Wednesday.
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but . . .
our starting lineups will be full in 2 rounds, and then we just start filling our bench with whatever.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle takes Mark Clayton
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Ho-lee crap.
Well. Um...

Shayne Graham. I hope your hip is getting better, you bastard.

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

8 rounds
I would be OK with some honest person assigning best available to each team for the final eight rounds. That would require someone with some time on their hands, but I don't see this getting finished tonight.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll do it, don't worry.
If you all want, you can tell me what positions to grab for you.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a saint.
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hang,,
I can hang with you for awhile if you want me to take a couple of people..

I've been keeping track of who is left..

-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibility
What if we continue all day tomorrow, like we tried to do earlier today? If everyone checks in to make one pick say, every other hour we could get it done tomorrow. Ash could continue to autopick for those absent if they don't announce their presence. I'll gladly take over for Ash if she doesn't want to continue. If you're working all day without internet you could go 'autopick' if you don't care.

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except that Ash has to work
and RedReporter is a no-no at work. I can be home by 3, though.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, sorry
I didn't read the part where you said you'd take over. I'm ok with that.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be better
to wait until thursday afternoon, or at least wednesday night, to turn it over to the yahoo autopilot? I keep hoping we can get some done, but maybe that's too optimistic.

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would pretty much
force me to autopick, as RR is also a no-no at my place of work, not to mention drafting a fantasy team.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok
but isn't autopick starting to be the only option?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably.
Damn.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

dallas clark
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Strippers take
Greg Jennings
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Storm takes.
Terry Glenn
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I say that either those of us who are
able regroup tomorrow evening around 8. If you can't make it, e-mail me what positions you'd like to have on your bench, and I'll select best available.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok
but can we finish 8 or nine rounds tonight?
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ash, you are a special kind of person
they make statues for people like you
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and birds poop on them. :)
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think TN needs a TE, hold on
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

IF we want week one action
we need to have rosters in by midnight PT tonight I believe.....

Id say 7 or 8 rounds of live is enough.  Then just give the best available.

We did this last year and it worked well.  If someone wanted a special low round pick, email the commish, and if they are still there at your turn then you get him.

It would be a lot easier and a lot less work on Ash, and she has already put in a bunch.

Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Sep 4, 2007 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't want to overly burden Ash
She has been a real trooper tonight. Double secret bonus points for Ash!
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

TN takes LJ Smith
Zach takes Chris Chambers
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ben Watson
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

taken
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle took him
Do you want Michael Clayton?

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pick two
We could pick two at a time the next time through.
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Good idea
but it screws some teams if we do it in the middle of the draft

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in the middle..
I don't care.. :)

 I could post the list of those left after this or the next round as well.

-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

boobs takes Kevin Curtis
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay
I dropped my two cents in real fast.  Anyway I wanted to thank Ash for all the hard work and makin my picks why I talk to 14 year olds who want to hear Akon, Justin Timberlake and Avril Lavigne. Over and over and over.
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Sep 4, 2007 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

you do a great service to the community
they make statues for people like you
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks
Im out.  Good luck to everyone, hopefully the rest of the night goes fast for everyone.
Find me on MySpace- http://www.myspace.com/mixfmkyle

by MixFMKyle on Sep 4, 2007 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

statues
They also make "statutes" for people like you too, but we won't get into that tonight . . .

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh boy...
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Round 7 RECAP
Joe Horn
Mark Clayton
Bernard Barrien
Shayne Graham
Dallas Clark
Greg Jennings
Terry Glenn
Robbie Gould
LJ Smith
Chris Chambers
Ahman Green
Ben Watson
"Sanantonio" Holmes
Kevin Curtis
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

we are, I'm just trying to catch up
on all of my stuff
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can help..
Let me know who I can help you with on picks..
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

boobs takes DJ Hackett
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

who the fuck is dj hackett?
like i said, i opened myself up to rapings of the anus, but fuck the heck is a dj hackett?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 5, 2007 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I remember
that dude..
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

"nice" rackers
i think he led the league in field goals last year, if im not mistaken...
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

BK?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Stover
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Leinart
I would have liked to wait longer on my first QB, but I can't risk autodraft sending him to someone else.

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I would have
picked you a winner.. :)

Check This  (YouTube)

-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zach takes Jeff Wilkins
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

TN takes Josh Brown
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Storm takes.
Devery Henderson
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Dibble, you around?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Strippers take
Jason Elam
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

matt hasselbeck
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't believe I'm about to do this,
especially since I had him last season...

Roethlisberger

"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I've got to quit now...
Ash I sent you an email to your aol account.

Thank you!

What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 4, 2007 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

jerry porter
Ash, I'm sending you my picks for rounds 9-16. Thanks.

by greg456 on Sep 4, 2007 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

ash, whats your email?
i'll go ahead and send mine your way as well.  again, i know i speak for everyone when i say i cant thank you enough.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Click on my Name
It'll be right there.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what's the plan?
Are we all quitting when this round ends? Will some soldier on? Are we autopicking the rest? If we send picks to Ash will she try to get us them?

by Red Menace on Sep 4, 2007 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

if some are staying, i will as well
it just looked to me that most were calling it a night.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll let Ash make the call on that one
I can stick around for another couple of rounds, but don't want to stress her out.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can soldier on
and those of you who can't, e-mail me what you want 9-16.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle takes Philly's DEF
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I can stay
I'll first pick Warrick Dunn.  And I got another, hold on a sec . . .

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll hang!
And seriously, let me know if you want me to pick for anyone..
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Round 8 RECAP
DJ Hackett
Neil Rackers
Matt Stover
Matt Leinart
Jeff Wilkins
Josh Brown
Heath Miller
Devery Henderson
Jason Elam
Matt Hasselbeck
Ben Roethlisberger
Jerry Porter
Philadelphia DEF
Warrick Dunn
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Is everone ok if we take a 5 minute-ish
break. I've been sitting here since before 8.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure!
What's five minutes in the grand scheme of things?
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

take 10!
get yerself an iced tea
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course
A break well-deserved.  Great job so far, I'll be here for at least a little while longer too.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 4, 2007 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I would
like to fill out my starting roster before I call it a night.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, I'm ready...
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

So who is left here to pick?
Besides me, of course.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Me..
Are we ready to pick two?
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we're gonna pick two
Now would be the time to do it.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

as do I
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yo
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 4, 2007 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're back?
Okay, I'll take Craig Davis

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Ash
Let me know if we are picking two beginning this round.  I've just picked one.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

just one
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle takes Jason Hanson
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

greg takes Mike Furrey
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I take Dallas' DEF
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

tHan takes Steve McNair
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

is Dibble still here?
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 4, 2007 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

No one's picked him yet.
He's supposed to have a huge year.

by Brian B on Sep 4, 2007 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was
a minute ago..
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strippers take
Denver DEF
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 4, 2007 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Storm takes.
Fred Taylor
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 4, 2007 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

TN takes Seattle DEF
Zach takes Anthony Gonzalez
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn
I was hoping Gonzalez would last one more trip around the horn.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted him too...
Love that guy.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Minnesota DEF still there?
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 5, 2007 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Believe so
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's my pick then
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 5, 2007 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes but..
These are the ones chosen above it...

New Orleans
Washington
Indianapolis
New York
Kansas City
Tampa Bay
Carolina
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Cincinnati
New York
Minnesota

-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

LoL!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

hes mine
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 5, 2007 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

boobs takes David Akers
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Round 9 RECAP
Craig Davis
Jason Hanson
Mike Furrey
Dallas DEF
Steve McNair
Denver DEF
Fred Taylor
Drew Bennett
Seattle DEF
Anthony Gonzalez
Randy McMichael
Minnesota DEF
Alex Smith
David Akers
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

boobs takes Donte Stallworth
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

He was, I'm sorry guys
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Taken
Brian took him in the 6th round, Right?
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

23 Minutes that round...
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

forgot to take Stallworth off the board
boobs takes Isaac Bruce
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Big King...
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

hmm?
Maybe it's late, but what is this?
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

BK..
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Marshall
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 5, 2007 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Zach takes Benjamin Watson
TN takes Owen Daniels
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Crap, sorry again.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

This one I can chalk up to
Ben vs. Benjamin
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

True.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 5, 2007 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zach takes Owen Daniels
TN gets Mushin Muhammad
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

how appropriate
ya know, ARE technically finished 2nd in the 2001 heisman voting because he was the only cat to take a region (midwest) other than eric crouch. true story, IU grads UP.
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 5, 2007 4:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

ash, i sent you the rest of my draft
thanks alot guys for all the fun tonite.  this was my first ever fantasy draft, and it was everything i dreamed it would be.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 5, 2007 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Storm takes.
Desmond Clark
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Starting lineup complete,

I've got to get going too.  G'nite all.

by sonant1 on Sep 5, 2007 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Strippers take
Ronald Curry, if he's available.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

yes
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ash! You stopped calling me!
Damn Drew Brees was the last pick in hte 2nd round!!!!!!! He was like 13 on my draft board!!!! Fuck the heck mang.
Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Sep 5, 2007 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Dude, you
took like 3 years to get a burrito. I wasn't calling you all night long.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry this girl
wanted to talk, she broke up with her bf and was upset. What do I say no I have to draft today! I would usually, but I was in a good mood, now I"m pissed! but thanks for drafting for me  though
Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Sep 5, 2007 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

And speaking of Burritos
Where is mine?
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

tHan takes Devin Hester
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

I take Marty Booker
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm out.
Ash, email is sent.  Good drafting with all of you tonight!  And good luck!
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 5, 2007 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

greg takes Ladell Betts
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Ash
ditto here...I'm out. I just sent you an email with the rest of my picks.

You rool!

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Kyle takes Tony Scheffler
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Round 10 RECAP
Isaac Bruce
Greg Olsen
Brandon Marshall
Eli Manning
Owen Daniels
Mushin Muhammad
Antwaan Randle El
Desmond Clark
Ronald Curry
Devin Hester
Marty Booker
Ladell Betts
Tony Scheffler
Jake Delhomme
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Round 11
Carolina DEF.

Suddenly, I'm only researching the Carolina Panthers.

by Brian B on Sep 5, 2007 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Billy Bob Thornton
He's on Best (Damn) Sports Show right now talking about how much he loves the Cardinals, but he looks deathly ill.  Eat a cheeseburger, PLEASE!

by Brian B on Sep 5, 2007 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Kyle takes Jerious Norwood
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

greg takes Julius Jones
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Chester Taylor
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

tHan takes Carolina DEF
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Jacksonville, not Carolina. Sorry
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Taken
Brian just took that one..
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dibble takes JP Losman
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Storm takes.
Brandon Jackson
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

oh, sonant is out...
DeAngelo Williams
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

TN takes Tatum Bell
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Grossman for me next
thats right
Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Sep 5, 2007 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

taken
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

BK takes DeShaun Foster
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Scrabbles takes Jerry Porter
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

oops
thank you
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

boobs takes Derrick Mason
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Scrabbles gets Derrick Mason
boobs gets Brandon Jones
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

11 RECAP
Carolina DEF
Jerious Norwood
Julius Jones
Chester Taylor
Jacksonville DEF
JP Losman
Brandon Jackson
DeAngelo Williams
Tatum Bell
Rex Grossman
Eric Moulds
DeShaun Foster
Derrick Mason
Brandon Jones
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

boobs takes Eric Johnson
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

i went to high school with eric johnson
i got that fat mother fucker??

jk, ash. thank you for what you did tonight. i would cananonize you if i were endowed with the power of the holy spirit, which i probably am (let's be honest). Also, i made out with my waitress tonight.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Sep 5, 2007 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Scrabbles takes Eddie Kennison
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

BK takes Matt Jones
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Chris Henry
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

TN takes Favre
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

sonant takes Drew Carter
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

We're done after this round, kids.
Sorry. I'm exhausted, and drafting for 10 people. 10.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok..
I would have taken a few of those..
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I figured it was best this way
I know for sure that the same best available table is being used.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

And I'm an idiot. :)
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Storm takes.
Joey Harrington
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 1:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Dibble takes Michael Jenkins
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

tHan takes LenDale White
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Mike Bell
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Greg takes Dwayne Bowe
 
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Do you want..
my spreadsheet so you can double check anything?
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Sure
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure
I have your email address.. Just sent you an email through the FF front end but it doesn't show addresses.
-Wake me when it is aught eight.

by snohio on Sep 5, 2007 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got it.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle takes Reggie Williams
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Olindo Mare
That concludes the Round.  Ash, what do we do now?  Stop?  Should I say who I would take next or are we resuming another time?

by Brian B on Sep 5, 2007 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

I say
let's resume tomorrow at 8. If you can't make it, e-mail me with your round-by-round preferences (as detailed or a vague as you wish) and we'll go from there.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

12 RECAP
Eric Johnson
Eddie Kennison
Matt Jones
Wes Welker
Chris Henry (WR)
Brett Favre
Drew Carter
Joey Harrington
Michael Jenkins
LenDale White
Mike Bell
Dwayne Bowe
Reggie Williams
Olindo Mare
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay,
We'll resume tomorrow at 8/7 central on this same station.  

by Brian B on Sep 5, 2007 1:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I keep forgetting...
Is 9/8C better? It shouldn't take long.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but . . .
9/8 central would help out a lot.  But just to make it easy, I'll select right now.  With the first pick tomorrow, give me MICHAEL CLAYTON.  

by Brian B on Sep 5, 2007 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goodnight all.
I'm going to go pass out now.
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Let's say 9
and then get it done with as quickly as humanly possible
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I'm in
I made it back home, so don't delay on account of me being an hour behind.

by Brian B on Sep 5, 2007 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ash...
I need the best available...

Like in my email last night.

Thank you!

What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 5, 2007 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

do we have a list of availability?
i missed a few rounds last night and im not sure i got everyone who was picked up.
at least this isnt pittsburgh

by Charlie Scrabbles on Sep 5, 2007 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

picked up
Boobs' waitress was picked up apparently.  So she's gone.

by Brian B on Sep 5, 2007 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and you're a carpetbagger
I don't know why, but those two words always went hand-in-hand for me.

by Brian B on Sep 5, 2007 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll recap who is taken
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here, BTW
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Ash, want some help with that?
I can start combing the thread for all the recaps, if you'd like.
"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Rounds 1-2 Recap
Rounds 1 & 2 RECAP
LaDanian Tomlinson
Steven Jackson
Larry Johnson
Shaun Alexander
Frank Gore
Joseph Addai
Peyton Manning
Reggie Bush
Rudi Johnson
Brian Westbrook
Travis Henry
Willie Parker
Laurence Maroney
Ronnie Brown

Carson Palmer
Maurice Jones-Drew
Willis McGahee
Brandon Jacobs
Steve Smith
Marvin Harrison
Reggie Wayne
Cedric Benson
Thomas Jones
Chad Johnson
Torry Holt
Deuce McAllister
Terrell Owens
Drew Brees

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Rounds 3-4 recap
Round 3
Roy Williams
TJ Houshmandzadeh
Tom Brady
Larry Fitzgerald
Marques Colston
Marc Bulger
Hines Ward
Philip Rivers
Anquan Boldin
Chicago DEF
Antonio Gates
Donald Driver
Andre Jounson
Jamal Lewis

Round 4 RECAP
Adrian Peterson
Kellen Winslow
Vince Young
Lee Evans
Donovan McNabb
Jon Kitna
Edgerrin James
Tony Gonzalez
Randy Moss
Clinton Portis
Plaxico Burress
Javon Walker
Tony Romo
LaMont Jordan

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Rounds 5-6 recap
Round 5 RECAP
Todd Heap
Calvin Johnson
Marion Barber
Laveranues Coles
Baltimore DEF
Reggie Brown
Nate Kaeding
Deion Branch
Marshawn Lynch
Carnell Williams
Braylon Edwards
Santana Moss
New England DEF
San Diego DEF

Round 6 RECAP
Chris Cooley
Jay Cutler
Jerricho Cotchery
Vincent Jackson
Joey Galloway
Darrell Jackson
Pittsburgh DEF
Miami DEF
Vernon Davis
Adam Vinatieri
Alge Crumpler
Jeremy Shockey
Jason Witten
Donte Stallworth

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Dibble, move it into the new diary!!
"Screw it. We've got bigger problems than a butter shortage."

by Ash on Sep 5, 2007 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Rounds 7-8 recap
Round 7 RECAP
Joe Horn
Mark Clayton
Bernard Barrien
Shayne Graham
Dallas Clark
Greg Jennings
Terry Glenn
Robbie Gould
LJ Smith
Chris Chambers
Ahman Green
Ben Watson
"Sanantonio" Holmes
Kevin Curtis

Round 8 RECAP
DJ Hackett
Neil Rackers
Matt Stover
Matt Leinart
Jeff Wilkins
Josh Brown
Heath Miller
Devery Henderson
Jason Elam
Matt Hasselbeck
Ben Roethlisberger
Jerry Porter
Philadelphia DEF
Warrick Dunn

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball" - Pete Rose

by Officer Dibble on Sep 5, 2007 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Zach...
We just made a deal!
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 6, 2007 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh?
You'd take Chambers over Santana/Driver?  Not trying to nitpick, but I'd have given you more for White.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 6, 2007 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to get more for him...
You wouldn't give me moss or cotcherry...
What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 6, 2007 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not straight up...
But you turned down Matt Jones, who will probably be better than Chambers, and I probably would have given you Brandon Marshall had you asked for him.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 6, 2007 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh...
matt jones...

Every Draft expert I've read says he'll be terrible this year.  That's why I turned him down.  

Chambers is at least the #2 receiver on his team, and I had to have somebody.

What'cha gonna do, Red Reporters, when Brennamania runs wild on you?

by chandrathan on Sep 6, 2007 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

True
I am surprised you turned down the deal to get Moss and Driver though.  With the draft you ended up having (6 RBs), that would have given you a lot more parity at WR to go with your RBs.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Sep 6, 2007 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet man
I thought it was pretty fair, chambers is a good 3 WR, but I was in desprate need of an HB
Killer Tucans all the way!!!

by Zach K on Sep 6, 2007 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

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