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Forget red state blue state one hate two hate...

This is my country.  Except the Indians are getting too much of Ohio and the Chub$ are taking up all of Indiana, which we know is simply not the case.

I'd also argue that the Deadbirds' territory is too big.  Sure, there are a lot of Deadbirds' "fans" since they've started winning under our next GM, but that's just too big.

Funny how the Nationals are taking up so much space now that Peter Devilos has his hands off of them.  Screw the Orioles and owner greed!

I also find the Oakland territory a bit too large.  Living out there for a couple of years, I didn't see all that many A's fans, but that may have been because I was there when THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT! THE GIANTS LOSE THE WORLD SERIES! and Billy Beane was still being confused with Billy Bean.

(via Deadspin)

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