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Childhood dreams..

First off, let me apologize for 90% of my posts happening whilst intoxicated.  I tend to lurk daily and speak up when the booze commands it.  The unpleasant side effect of my favorite medicine is chronic idiocy.

That said, I've got a good buzz going, and I'm curious about this community.. I think most life-long baseball fanatics have fond childhood memories of the game..  So my questions are; What position(s) did you play growing up?  Who was the player you most idolized as a child?  What was it about that player that most appealed to you?  Do you think you're more or less critical of certain positions based on that hero?  Finally, what is your most cherished personal experience while playing the game?

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sonant, I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours
I'm a lefty and played 1st base from age 8 until I was a freshman in high school. I made the varsity team as a freshman but we had a big hairy fucking dude, a banger, playing 1st so I was moved to CF. I was kinda small and pretty fast so I did Ok.

AS a kid I really liked Johnny Temple, Reds 2nd basemen - I thought he had a cool name! Later I became a big Frank Robinson fan. I really like the way Robby took no shit from no one and stared down the pitcher, what a great batting stance - I tried to emulate it. He was a soldier in the WAR. After he was traded, I became a Jerry Lynch fan, I was fascinated by his job as a pinch hitter.

I don't have any critical attachments to the positions that my favorite player played.

My best memory as a high school player: I was a lefty who had always batted righty. My HS coach turned me around and taught me to hit lefthanded what a rush. I had 5 hits in a game my freshman year against 4 pitchers. 2 hits rightt hand and 3 hits left handed - all singles.that is dtill a good memory.

My most cherished memory was as the player-manager for the Sensational Wildberry All-Stars (Softball team) in Oxford, Ohio. It was when the umpire would call 'Play Ball' and we'd all stumble out of John Kogge's VW bus in a cloud of herbal smoke and confusion and cautiously make our way to our positions while trying not act weird or spill our beers.

That was  BALL

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

by Madville on Jul 18, 2007 11:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinda funny..
Your two positions were mine as well.  I played mostly first base until my rookie year of Babe Ruth, we had a 6'8 guy who the coach automatically assumed had to be the first baseman.  I was moved to CF where I still had a good time.

My 2nd year of Babe Ruth I was tried out as a pitcher and started a whole one game, against the local "Cardinals" (this was hardcore motivation for me, even though I played for the Cubs) where I pitched 5 and 2/3 innings no hit.  I had no power whatsoever, and my over-aiming was confused by my teammates as off-speed and breaking stuff.  I got the call as a reliever on the traveling All Star team that year, and got lit up like Times Square in December. I refused to take the mound ever again.

My childhood hero was Barry Larkin.  I know, that shows my age and proves me not-so-old-school.  What I loved about that guy was his ability to be great at everything.  Not the BEST at anything, but still great at everything.  Much like a certain friend of mine who models his life philosophy after Dunn (hit a homer, or strikeout trying), I model my life philosophy after Larkin.  

My favorite childhood memory is of a foul ball hit towards the 3rd baseline, when I had a seat in the front row.. Larkin and Sabo both went chasing, and I stood up seeing it coming my direction.  Larkin caught it, and I found myself screaming at the top of my lungs "YEAH BARRY!!".. as he trotted back to his position, he pointed towards me with his thumb in the air and dropped that thumb, like he was shooting a "you da man" right at me.  Of all the things I'm sure my memory will lose in my lifetime, I know I will never forget that moment.  I even wrote my ENG401 essay on "A brush with greatness".   Yeah, maybe I'm lame. ;p

by sonant1 on Jul 19, 2007 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's good stuff. It beats my...
.."brushes with greatness":

1] In middle school I used to share a seat on the school bus with a kid who grew up and got married to Eva Longoria. For like a year and a half.

2] I once made a chicken sandwich for that tall goofy looking dude in the Spin Doctors.

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brushes with greatness..
Impressive brushes, to be sure, but brushes with fame and brushes with greatness are not quite the same.  In my book you have to play baseball to be "great".  ;)

by sonant1 on Jul 19, 2007 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure if Eva and Tyler..
..ever played "baseball" but they were both actors so they might have tried "Senior quarterback stops by after cheerleader try-outs."
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You shared a seat with
Tony Parker?  (Oh snap.)
Please don't trade Adam Dunn.

by Paul Householder on Jul 19, 2007 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hit for the cycle once..
..with a grand slam home run.

I don't know for sure how old I was but I was young enough that my dad had to explain to me after the game, driving home in our silver Honda Civic wagon with red pleather interior, what it meant to "hit for the cycle."

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 18, 2007 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Love the quote, babe
I hope no champions of Germania are offended by it.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 19, 2007 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In it's new context it shouldn't offend anyone..
..I thought it would be apropriate under at least 31% of my posts.

But it turns out that D was right about Hollywood's Nazi movies.  Well, half-right anyway.

It's not that I had seen too many Nazi movies. It's that I hadn't seen quite enough Nazi movies.

Get to your Netflix queue now and order up Breakin' Third Reich: Electric Boogie LuLu Kitty!


"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tom cruise is making yet another nazi movie
about the guy who tried to assassinate hitler.  that's about the worst person i can think of to play an anti-nazi character, given that he is 100% crazy.  (in our bodies are the souls of aliens!)

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cruz as a "naughty"...
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a Nazi with...
..an eye patch.

An eye patch, of course.

I cannot stop muttering and shaking my head.

(By the way, eye patch: one word or two?)

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha ha
if i had my preference, it'd be eyepatch.  i do like the german language in that regard.  they don't waste space with spaces in their words.  i'm always amused by the really long ones.  some words even have 40 letters in them!

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my favorite "common use"
German word has got to be entschuldigung ... it just seems so unnecessarily long
"428 feet of man." ~ Jim Day, creepily reliving a Chris Duncan home run.

by Ash on Jul 19, 2007 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Entschuldigung Sie bitte?
Ich habe es fur drei Jahren in die Schule gelernt.. aber ich bin nicht sehr gut.

I ramdomly subsitute "excuse me" with "entschuldigung sie bitte" in every day life, just to mess with people.  Fun stuff.

by sonant1 on Jul 19, 2007 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mostly an infielder
mostly third base. although i dont think that really means much in the little leagues. i played second base my one year in high school ball, then i broke my arm and had to retire.

favorite player... im not really sure. i remember kinda liking jeff blauser.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Jul 19, 2007 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I coached some Little League..
..(only one rather non-competitive season) and I remember coming to the conclusion that my third baseman had to be the kid with one of the three or four strongest throwing arms but not a kid with a stong throwing arm and speed because I needed three of those kids in the outfield chasing balls to the wall.
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm.. that might be true
i was also the pitcher who never pitched. i think that was my role.

i was the kid that grew up and wished he could go back and do things differently and kick some ass in little league.

i woulda gone pro, in a heartbeat. I'd be making millions of dollars and living in a big ol' mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with my soul mate.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Jul 19, 2007 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very odd.I just saw this scene two(?) nights ago..
.. and I still haven't seen the movie.

I was thinking, "Wonder how many lines from this movie are being used on RR and I'm just oblivious."

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I missing a movie?
My DVD collection includes Major League, Major League II, The Sandlot, The Rookie, Fever Pitch, Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, and Eight Men Out.  Am I missing something critical?  

Speaking of Eight Men Out, I'm about halfway through a book titled "Red Legs and Black Sox: Edd Roush and the Untold Story of the 1919 World Series" written by Roush's granddaughter (Susan Dellinger).  A great story finally written by somebody from our side of the fence.

by sonant1 on Jul 19, 2007 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

youre missing the natural
and damn yankees. just two off the top of my head
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Jul 19, 2007 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Favorite player growing up
Barry Larkin.

I pitched until my junior year of high school. (Struck out 12 batters in one game my freshman on the varisty squad)

I quit my junior year because I was offered the editorship of a literary magazine that published the work of high school students from all over the Southeast. The look on my coach's face when I told him I was quitting baseball to read manuscripts after school was a trip.

It's painting season, and you've got a lot of stuff to paint.

by Man Mountain on Jul 19, 2007 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

My first favorite player was Kevin Mitchell
that was when I really didn't understand baseball.

1995 was the first year i understood baseball and Pete Schourek was amazing to me.  I was so sad about him.

I think my altime favorite player is Greg Maddux.  I love the way he goes about his buisness.  I love finesse pitchers.  That is why deep down I am rooting for Bobby LIvingston, and I loved watching Paul Wilson pitch.

by justin0070000 on Jul 19, 2007 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to confess..
Greg Maddux is among my favorites as well.. Pretty much any pitcher in the Brave's rotation through the 90's.  The last game I attended in Cincy had John Smoltz starting, and I kept snappng pics of him.. my buddy says "WTF? That's the enemy warming up out there.. " and I say "Uh huh.. but, that's John F'ing Smoltz".  (We won on a BP 2-Run shot at the end).  (Yeah, last year).

by sonant1 on Jul 19, 2007 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I loved Dante Bichette
I don't know why, but when I was little I was a Rockies fan, despite living in Cincinnati. Andres Galarragga, Larry Walker, and Dante Bichette were my three favorite players, and part of the reason I switched over to the Reds was Dante Bichette playing for them.

Joe Girardi, Big Cat, Eric Young, Walt Weiss, Vinny Castilla, Larry Walker, Quinton McCracken, and Dante Bichette was a badass group of players, let me tell you. (On a related note, Jayhawk Owens, Chattanooga's manager, was a bench player on the mid-90s Rockies teams.)

As far as my own playing, I was always a second baseman, from T-Ball on up. Defensively, I was the man. I was making diving stops as an eight year old. Offensively, I couldn't hit a lick, but I made up for it by taking a lot of walks and running faster than everyone else with my amazing bunting skills (because bunting was cool in little league, dammit). I had three homers in my baseball career, two of them of the inside the park variety and the other a total bomb to left-center (I bat lefty). I don't know where that one came from, but boy was it fun.

My best baseball memory was from the playoffs when I was 10 or 11. Our team was about .500 all the way through the year, and for the beginning of the playoffs, I was on a family vacation in Yellowstone so I assumed my season was over. When I got back, I had a call from my coach, saying that we were in the city quarterfinals (and little league baseball is a big deal here in Hamilton). We ended up making it to the finals against the top team in the league (incidentally called the Reds). It was a close game, going into extra innings, and I ended up having the walkoff RBI...on a hit by pitch. My final line for the game was 0-0, BB, 3 HBP, 2 RBI, 1 R. And their starter threw some heat, man. He was tossing it up there at like 55 as a 10-year-old. But the seam-marks on my body were the best trophies I ever had, and that makes my favorite baseball moment.

by Geki on Jul 19, 2007 4:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who didn't love Bichette -
there's something about a man with a mullet.
Jim Day sucks it.

by neckbeard on Jul 19, 2007 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a t-shirt
with the bombers we had on that team - Bichette, Griffey, Larkin, and I can't remember the fourth guy.

wow, our last winning season.  sigh...

would you want him on the team now:

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

um...
Greg Vaughn?
"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope...
He never played with Griffey...Griffey replaced him...
"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If one year could make an entire career...
Greg Vaughn did it in Cincinnati.
"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, except that year with us was his third best
He had better years with both the Padres and the Brewers.

by Geki on Jul 19, 2007 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't say it well...
But I was talking about a career with a single team.  Maybe I still am not explaining it well...

But he is one of my favorite all time Reds because of the one year he was in Cincinnati.

"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's racist.
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Racist
"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dmitri Young?
Eddie Taubensee?  Gookie Dawkins?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 19, 2007 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the power of GraySkull....
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

O well. What can you do?
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't like baseball till...
my freshman year of high school and my favorite player at the time was Todd Walker haha.

   I never played baseball in high school the coach wanted me to go out for the team just because at the time I could run and was strong but I wasn't so good at that whole "hitting the ball thing" so I just gave up on that haha.

  I don't care where a player plays as long as he works hard and makes the team better doing the best he can.

 My best baseball game I was a fill in for my friend and I led off and got two bunt singles!!! haha but I also struck out 3 times a very Norris Hopper day

"Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed." -Tug McGraw

by Zach K on Jul 19, 2007 6:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Outfielder...
...in that public-school kind of way.  

I was pretty athletic as a child, but never interested in organized sports.  Which is just as well, because we didn't have the money for it.  Even scouting was out, because of the cost of the uniform.

So the only time I played baseball (or softball) was in PE in school.  Where everyone had to play.  So we had, like, 15 or 20 outfielders.  My job was to get out of the way if the ball even looked like it was heading in my direction, so someone who knew what they were doing could handle it.

We did occasionally play a bizarre form of baseball on the asphalt basketball court in my apartment complex, but it was more fun to play basketball.  I guess my most memorable baseball moment came in one of those games.  One of my friends threw a baseball at me, and I was late getting the glove up.  The ball hit me right in the face.  My right cheek swelled up like a balloon.  I liked like an extraterrestrial for the next week or so.  

I never watched baseball as a kid.  It used to tick me off when there was baseball instead of cartoons on Saturday morning.  Now, of course, I'm crazy for baseball, the way only a convert can be...  ;-)

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 19, 2007 7:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good questions...
I played short and 2nd for Moeller High for two years.....got kicked off the team because I wouldn't get my hair cut...funny the things you think are important at that age. Then played one year at Sycamore High.

Favorite player: Joe Morgan...because he was ALWAYS into the game, always thinking.

Went down to Riverfront for open Reds tryouts Senior year....and found out I was actually very, very ordinary compare to a lot of REAL athletes out there. But it was fun to try.

by Verity on Jul 19, 2007 8:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mem'ries
I never played baseball as a kid.  I was more into soccer, with an unfortunate stint playing football.  Then, in high school, the baseball team needed warm bodies, and since I'd always been a fan I joined the team.  I pretty much sucked at everything, but I hustled in practice and thus earned a starting spot in the outfield for the opening game.  It was soon revealed that my only true talent lay in getting hit by pitches, so I would spend a good deal of my time sitting on the bench wondering when the coach would make good on his promise to "get you into this game."

I started following the Reds in 1990, and immediately my favorite player was Barry Larkin.  I don't have any real memory of a specific reason for liking him; he was just great.  And as the years went by, he became an institution, the one constant on our team.  Cincinnati shortstops were like Steelers head coaches, just an uninterrupted line.  I remember the feeling of disgust and betrayal when I found out the team was going to replace him with Felipe Lopez.  It seemed like an insult.  I would later find out that FeLo beats the hell out of Royce Clayton.

I'm not sure what my most cherished memory would be.  I certainly don't have any from my "playing days."  I remember the sounds of entering Riverfront Stadium for the very first time.  The roar of the crowd was like nothing I'd ever heard before.  I remember being sent to bed during the World Series games (damn West Coast!), but creeping to the top of the stairs where I could still see the TV.  I remember listening to a game on the radio where Larkin hit three home runs, and running out into the yard to breathlessly tell my mom or dad about each one.  I remember making out Reds lineups in my head, then tossing up a tennis ball and hitting it with a Wiffle bat to simulate a game ("OK, Oliver just got a single, so that moves Hal Morris over to second.  Two outs.")  I always liked to have Greg Swindell pitching for me.  I remember driving home last year, and being able to get WLW on the car radio, as they announced, "You're listening to 700 WLW, home of the FIRST PLACE Cincinnati Reds!" and being so excited.  Then came the West Coast trip...  I remember watching Josh Hamilton throw out the would-be winning run at the plate to preserve the game, and the Reds went on to beat the Indians 1-0 in 14 innings.

I could go on and on...

by Brendanukkah on Jul 19, 2007 8:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was
a catcher/outfielder - good arm, absolutely no speed.

Pete. No doubt about it. I had the Pete Rose haircut, as did a bunch of us in the 70s and loved the hustle -- Pete's hustle. The dance was OK, too, I suppose but that's a whole different topic.

Best memories were winning championships in Little League and breaking up a no-hitter with two outs and two strikes on me in the bottom of the 7th (and final) inning in Senior League. Our team was Hall's Funeral Home and the name was appropriate. Everybody buried us.

We Are ... Marshall!

by Thundering Turtle on Jul 19, 2007 9:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They make us girls play softball
Fastpitch, at least.  I played 3rd base and pitched in Little League and probably would have continued that if my school's eighth grade team had a catcher.  But we didn't, so I volunteered, and I ended up starting catcher for the varsity team for four years when I got to high school.  During that time, we won our league, I played for a college summer league, and got to play in an international tournament in Sydney, Australia.  During my senior year, though, my coach didn't care at all, we lost a lot, and I lost interest, so I didn't play in college.  Prior to that I had wanted to play on the Olympic team.

Barry Larkin.  I don't think Barry needs explanation.  

Although there was a time when Paul O'Neill was number one.  But that was pretty much in right before high school - I was in eighth grade during the 90 Series.  Barry probably didn't take over until O'Neill left.  I guess as a younger kid my favorite player was Eric Davis.  In my wee days it was Johnny Bench because he was my uncle's favorite player and because he seemed like some sort of god. I don't remember watching him play, though, as I was six years old when he retired.

There aren't too many specific moments I remember as a kid - I remember more about the atmosphere, the sticky, humid days when you convinced your parents to buy you a frosty malt, or stepping on that squishy black stuff, or the "it's a hot dog" ad - but my favorite memory is when I won the "Milk Duds Celebrity Batgirl" contest and got to be on the field for batting practice.  

I was 16 and it was the last year of eligibility, but I was old enough to remember it well.  I got to talk to Barry, got his autograph on a genuine Major League Baseball (my most prized memorabilia, though the signature is fading) and on the 1992 team photo, and he asked me how school was because he's interested in kids and all.  I got my picture taken with Hal Morris and Chris Hammond both separately - Hammond signed my team photo though he wasn't included on it.  I got to stand at the batting cage while they were hitting and got to go in the dugout.  I also got the autographs of several other players.  It is something I will never forget.

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 9:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yer blind!
That's a smoked sausage!

by Brendanukkah on Jul 19, 2007 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it...
But I think that if we were so inclined, we could probably turn that kid into an internet superstar!
"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you were so inclined...
..wow, I was reading literally for a second and I thought you were about to get Red Reporter shut down.
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's no way I'd try to get Red Reporter
shut down

Because then I would have nothing to do...

"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correction - Just ask Chandra
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

by Madville on Jul 20, 2007 6:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sister D
I know it has come up before, but where did you grow up and what High School  did you attend?
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 19, 2007 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

went to
Northmont schools K-8, went to high school at Sidney High.

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, youth
I guess I mostly played pitcher, though I think I went through a phase of a few years where I didn't play at all.  Then I tried out for the JV team at Moeller and made it as a pitcher.

The first favorite player I can remember having was Rod Carew.  I was in Minnesota as a small child, so the Twins were my first favorite team.  Carew was the star and, of course, a great player.  Every kid in St. Paul, Minnesota idolized Carew.

As for my best personal moment playing the game, it is forever memoralized in the RedReporter Wiki.  But who am I to pass up another opportunity to brag about it here -- let's see, I think this brings the total to 127 times I've told this story here.  I used my dominating high heater to strike out Griffey Jr. in an intra-squad scrimmage when I was a junior and he was a senior (and soon to be #1 pick in the country).

Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Jul 19, 2007 9:51 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Schotzie's Butt Crusty
I played SS, 3B, 1B when I didn't pitch in high school.  Having a Homer Baileyesque frame, I had a 93 mph fastball and probably still do.  I got cut from THE Ohio State University during my freshman year because that Spring Quarter I discovered beer and failed a class.  The pitching coach told me that I had the stuff though.  Man that was embarrassing.  That's when I figured out that failing a class made you ineligible.  I then realized academics needed to be more of a focus and that's when I became a has-been.

Eric Davis was the best centerfielder ever.  At least that's what I thought when I was a wee tike.  He was a five-tool player that the Reds have not seen since his presence a decade and a half ago.  

But Eric Davis struck out alot and that's why I have patience for Adam Dunn at the plate.

by buckeye22fox on Jul 19, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At THE Ohio State University? Really?
You had trouble with alcohol and failing grades and you lost some portion of your athletic eligibility?

At OSU?

The one in Columbus?

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

easy now
Hope Springs Eternal! Go Reds

by Caleb on Jul 19, 2007 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

People just don't know, Caleb, do they?
"428 feet of man." ~ Jim Day, creepily reliving a Chris Duncan home run.

by Ash on Jul 19, 2007 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although I've lived in Central Ohio...
..most of my life I've never taken a class at/through OSU (with the exception of some nerdy kid typing class that I took on Saturday mornings in like eighth grade) but I am a fan of their athletic programs.

Don't get me started about Butler Bynote!

Which reminds me... Do any of you Poison Nuts know of a good blog/message board to talk Buckeye footmball?

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

JD has one
but I don't think it's as active as this one is. He posts some good stuff over there, too.
"428 feet of man." ~ Jim Day, creepily reliving a Chris Duncan home run.

by Ash on Jul 19, 2007 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well Ash, let's get ACTIVE!
I gotta confess that I would have almost zero interest in game threads but as long as JD allows ornery gifs and jpegs o'er there, I'm in!
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's a link to it from here
on the main page... it's aroundtheoval.com  ... I think.
"428 feet of man." ~ Jim Day, creepily reliving a Chris Duncan home run.

by Ash on Jul 19, 2007 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, JD must be a millionaire!
points?

(hint: the Twirl King Yo-Yo Company)

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

College football?
Fighting Irish.  I shall say no more. ;p

by sonant1 on Jul 19, 2007 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Simpsons?
Regardless, the yo-yo episode is excellent.

by ctnyc on Jul 21, 2007 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.
It was either Bart or Milhous after seeing the "Twirl Kings" onstage for the school assembly: "Wow, those guys must be millionaires."

I don't remember much about the episode but I'll always remember that line because it so sums up the logic of the mind of a nine-year old.

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 22, 2007 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually
I gave up on Around the Oval because of lack of time awhile back, but the guy running it now is cool.

Also, I own this: Buckeye Lane, so feel free to check that out.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. --Oscar Wilde

by JD Arney on Jul 21, 2007 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As for my on the field antics
I am a pretty miserable athlete.  I loved to play, but my coaches rarly played me, even my own father (who pitched for Elder).  I was a decent third baseman, I could catch anythign hit to me, and i had a good arm, so I could actually throw accrossed the infield.  I pitched a little, because I had a good arm.  I threw hard enough, I just did not know where the ball was going.  I played for Milville Little League, which was made up of players who weren't good enough to play for Hamilton's West Side LIttle League.  We had a tournament against a Fairfield team, which was a much superior league.  Our best pitcher was at Bible Camp, and our second best pitcher was in a car accident.  I was the pitcher who pitched when we played double headers, or sombody was sick.  Our third best pitcher started, and was knocked out early.  So I pitched the last inning before the run rule.  I felt like I threw 100 pitches out there.  I hit about 4 batters, walked several.  My arm was dying after that inning.  I have no idea how many runs I gave up.  I was almost hit by a line drive.  That was teh last inning I pitched.  It felt great the few opportunities I had to pitch.  I loved pitching.  

If I could play in baseball, I would be a finesse starting pitcher.  Strike out's are fascist.  I love watching pitchers like Maddux play chess with the hitters.

by justin0070000 on Jul 19, 2007 11:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm... Bible camp and a car accident?
Oh yeah.  I remember now.

You're welcome.

HA! Ha ha ha ha. ha.

And for the record, your pitching line:

1 IP , 1 H (J baby, you were nowhere near the plate), 5 BB, 2 K (Can't believe they kept that Werner kid in the game after he broke his glasses in the bottom of the third) 3 HBP, 9 runs (5 earned).

Hurt so good, didn't it?

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well... This is still pretty recent stuff for me..
But I've always played Shortstop and Pitcher although I'm switching more towards second base instead of short. I am kind of tall and lanky, but can throw pretty hard for my stature... I can probably top out right now around 85 ish...

My favorite player was Barry Larkin... mostly because I was a shortstop, loved the position and decided that since Larkin was the shortstop for the Reds, he was the coolest player ever...

As for my gameplay... I'm a lot like Geki... Stud defensively but pretty weak hitter... I switch hit though and can get pretty hot once I get a few at bats... eye gets better, etc.

"Can I do Nomo? Uh, no. It's too herky jerky. I'd probably pull a disk." -Ken Griffey Jr.

by crolfer on Jul 19, 2007 11:41 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I played third base..
Because I was the only guy who could throw the ball all the way across the infield.  Of course my problem with playing third was the same problem that I had with hitting.  I was scared of the ball.  I think I've still got knots on my shins from playing third.

I sucked at hitting, and was a pretty bad fielder.  But I did get to pitch one game.  I threw a complete game, but I gave up a game winning three run homer in the last inning.

"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 11:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So my answers are:
What position(s) did you play growing up?  
1B, but had a strong arm and should have pitched but my high school coach wouldn't give me a chance.

Who was the player you most idolized as a child?  
Pete. (Rose not Mackanin)

What was it about that player that most appealed to you?  
His hustle.  (My earliest baseball memory is watching him spike the ball on the Astroturf after 3rd outs in the '83 series)  

Did he make you critical of certain positions?  
I took up 1B because that was Pete's position at the time.  But he played everywhere in his career, so I'm not critical of any positions, but probably respect players more who can play multiple positions.

Most cherished personal experience while playing the game?
Being on a ragtag team in last year of little league that pulled off shocking upset of the star-studded rival to win the championship.

by jambolyajones on Jul 19, 2007 1:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I uh
lived, ate, and shat baseball since before I can remember. My dad figured a way to lie about my age so I could play with the 5 year-olds when I was only 4 (not coach pitch or tee-ball, but real walk after walk baseball). The West Side of my youth was still very serious and fertile ground for baseball, all other sports came second. We moved around a lot, but baseball never changed for me.  I was a shortstop out of the womb. Some of the teams I played for were quite bad and others quite good, but I made the all-star team each year.
We moved the Chicago area pre-high school, and I started to get the grand illusions for my first year there I hit 8 HR's in 22 games. My 40 time was 4.42. I called myself the fastest white boy on two legs. After another comparable season as a sophomore on the varsity team, the family made another move to the Atlanta area. Before leaving Chicago, my coach let me know that some scouts had asked him about me and he told them about my move and that they should watch my progression.
In Atl., my new school was only 7 years old and the baseball coach had never actually played ball himself, and made Bob Boone look like a genius. He tried to convince me that a small stride with a closed stance was completely wrong. He had this whole Walt Hriniak meets Jeff Bagwell thing going on, and needless to say, fucked me up pretty good before the season even began. I started out all-right despite the stance impediment, but this  little fucker really did not like my "yankee" ass.  By mid-season, he put this kid who girly-girl short-armed the ball to first at short and moved me to second (I topped out in the low 90's so a good use of arm strength). The kid's dad had donated the money for much of the new stadium and ran the boosters.
By some stroke of luck we got on a roll at the end of the year and won a couple of games in the state playoffs. We traveled to the middle of fucking hickville, Ga. for a game and I go back on a ball,  hear no one call for it-so I'm busting ass- next thing I know, my femur is sticking out the side of my uniform pants. The coach runs out to check, I'm in shock, and he says the obligatory, "You all right?" Now since I was in shock apparently my tongue was a bit more loose, and I was told I said something along the lines of "I suppose you want me to walk this off you little simple minded fuck." The coach knelt down to check on the wound but quickly realized that an ambulance was in order, and as he stood up, he tripped over my leg. (no bullshit) Meanwhile the jack-ass that didn't call me off walks up and has the stones to say "I was gonna call you off but it was too late." (That asshole was drafted as a pitcher by the Braves- never made it, but had less talent than one of my ass pimples).
Needless to say, with an injury like that the rehab turnaround time was so prolonged that my career was effectively over.
So, I discovered books, music, drugs, and booze. And, as maybe the best blessing, I found that I enjoyed life quite a bit more away from other awful baseball joke assholes. The skate punks, and artist types were much more my speed.

Oh, and unrelated to my position, Eric Davis was  like a God to me. It only colors my opinion of how irritating I find Ryan Freel to be.  

by Pops Daniels on Jul 19, 2007 2:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow
good story. know where i can get some of those ass pimples?
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Jul 19, 2007 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Barry Lamar Bonds
mine all dried up and flaked off years ago.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 19, 2007 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw
thought I hit the damn reply button.

by Pops Daniels on Jul 19, 2007 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No organized sports for girls
when I was little so I had to wait until HS and college to play basketball which was my second love. I'm tall and co-ordinated and a good shot, but not as quick as I would like.

Before HS I played sandlot ball in the 'hood- baseball, touch football ('til a guy slapped me on the ass and giggled) and basketball. My childhood buddy, Bob Ryan, is a sportswriter for the Boston Globe and also used to be on ESPN. (You may remember he was suspended for awhile when he said on air that Jason Kidd ought to smack his wife.) Anyway back in the 90's Bob wrote a nostalgic piece about our childhood games on "the Lot" that appeared in the Globe, "Bat, Ball Plus 2 Equal Happiness". He wrote a paragraph about me in it, and his mom gave my sister a copy. I couldn't believe it since I haven't seen him in decades.

 I didn't realize until I got older that Bob was probably a pretty big influence in my lifelong love of sports and hatred of the Yankees. We grew up about 50 miles from NYC and could watch the Yanks, Dodgers, Giants and Phillies on TV. I didn't like any of them, but decided I would be a Chisox fan because they had the best chance of beating the Yanks. I became a member of the Nellie Fox fan club when I found an ad for the club in Sport magazine. I've got his autographed photo someplace.
I really think I gained a lot from my childhood interest in sports, not only health-wise, but also in my career in science. The fact that I was able to compete with boys when I was little gave me the confidence that I needed later in life.

by pw on Jul 19, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
What did Bob Ryan say about you?  

And what kind of science did you get into?

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 19, 2007 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Research chemist
My research in grad school was in a field called mass spectrometry. It's a sophisticated instrumental technique that can be applied to many different research areas. The first job I had after school was at Berkeley working in the Apollo program analyzing lunar soil and rocks. Got to see the world and work with lots of interesting people over the years. Don't believe it if someone tells you scientists are dull and don't like to have a good time.

If you're really interested in Bob's article, I can dig it out.

by pw on Jul 19, 2007 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very cool
I'm not a scientist (went into mechanical engineering instead), but I'm from a scientific family.  I love science, which is why I was curious about what you did.  

And yeah, dig up Bob's article for us, if it's not too much trouble!

All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 19, 2007 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And can you dig up a moon rock?
If I find one on eBay, how do I know it's real?  You know, from the real moon and all?
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if it's real
it will taste delicious when grated and sprinkled on tortilla chips
Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Jul 19, 2007 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the moon were made of cheese...
Would you eat it?

I know I would...

"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not me
The Moon is over 4 billion years old.  No way am I eating 4 billion year old cheese.
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 19, 2007 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a fan of Skyline?
Thank you. Thank you very much.
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it's real and on eBay
Uncle Sam will be paying the seller a visit. Any unauthorized possession of lunar material is a no-no.

by pw on Jul 19, 2007 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In all seriousness, PW...
..what can you share with the average bear about the moon (and/or the moon's rocks) that we probably don't already know?

That, and can you and Slyde work up some charts and graphs telling us what Adam Dunn's OPS would be if he played on the moon?

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know
about Dunn's OPS, but the baseballs he'd hit on the moon would probably acquire escape velocity and wind up on Mars or Jupiter or go forever into deep space.

Our studies were designed to try to find chemical signatures of life on the moon by looking at how much and in what form carbon is present in the rocks and soils. There was a lot more carbon in the soils which have more surface area than rocks, and the most carbon in the smallest sized particles of the soil. We and others showed that most of the carbon on the moon comes from the implantation of carbon onto these surfaces from charged particles in the solarwind and not from any life processes.

by pw on Jul 19, 2007 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah! Acquiring escape velocity..
..that's what I'm talking about!

Those solar wind cooties are pretty cool too.

Thanks, pw.

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha
"Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed." -Tug McGraw

by Zach K on Jul 20, 2007 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From one scientist to another
Agreed!
Quick! Somebody make a Cincinnati loves Ken Griffey Jr. too! video

by TheC on Jul 19, 2007 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, fess up
Sure, scientists like to have fun...but their idea of fun is finding goofy things to run through the scanning electron microscope.  ;-)
All Things Bubba: Because how can you not love a baseball player named Bubba?

by BubbaFan on Jul 19, 2007 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got to thinking about really good memories
about when my son played Tball and watching him hit a very long home run at the old Owl's Nest Field. He was a very good fielding 2bman but never hit well. So when he got a hold of that pitch it was very cool.

My son always liked Pokey Reese cause Pokey threw a foul ball to us in the stands one game and then turned around a gave my son a big smile and thumbs up for catching the ball. My son was about 9 at the time.

One of my daughters was a celebrity bat girl when when was 10. Got her picture flashed up on the screen at Riverfront, went into the dugout and got to meet her favorite player - Billy Hatcher and got her picture taken with him.
 

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

by Madville on Jul 19, 2007 5:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhhh youth...
growing up i was always smaller than most, but i was quick and could hit pretty well.  i was best at 2B (even as a lefty) but i played pretty much everywhere but C and 3B.  my coaches really wanted me to pitch because i was a lefty, but i could never throw straight.  

my favorite players growing up in the 90s where barry larkin (the best player on my favorite team) and ken griffey jr. (the best player in the universe).  i'll never forget the day i heard griffey was coming to cincy.  besides meeting my fiance, it was the best thing that ever happened to me.

barry never influenced my critique of the position, but he did influence me to turn around and try to hit righty.  im a switch hitter because of larkin (my older brother helped a bit too).

my most memorable experience from little league was a tournament my team played in when i was in 4th grade.  we played a triple-header on the last day, the last 2 against our arch rivals the cubs for the championship. we lost in extra innings in the last game.  when our team posed for a picture with our hard-earned trophies, covered in dirt and sweat from 3 days of baseball in the mid-july heat, we all made sure to cover up the big "2nd place" on our tropies.  my best friend marques even thew his trophy into the dumpster.  his parents grounded him.

Barry Larkin is better than 10 super bowls put together

by Charlie Scrabbles on Jul 19, 2007 8:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

amen about griffey
i had a poster of him on my wall prominently above my bed.  day he came to cincy was a dream come true.  and then i guess i woke up or something.  but i still have lingering memories of that dream when i watch him play.

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the ceiling above your bed?
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

by Madville on Jul 20, 2007 6:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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