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Arroyo for Saltalamacchia

MLB trade rumors reports that Buster Olney has heard this rumor.  What do you guys think?  Is Saltalamacchia worth trading Bronson?  Does anyone have a scouting report on him?

I think trading Arroyo would be okay if we got the right return, just like I have said about trading Dunn.  I really would be interested in everyone's take on this potential trade.

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Wow Virgil..
You are on top of things today!
"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 18, 2007 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I would do this deal
It's painting season, and you've got a lot of stuff to paint.

by Man Mountain on Jul 18, 2007 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

in a second
the Reds depth at catcher is pathetic and filling that hole in the lineup, someone who can help the defense and have some punch on offense would be an enormous step forward. Arroyo can be great, but it seems like it's a lot easier to find pitchers on the free agent market than top-quality catchers. Saltalamacchia could be a star at the one position where the Reds don't have a strong a prospect. I say  jump on it.

by dcdanny on Jul 18, 2007 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I would do it
Good catchers are an even scarcer commodity than starting pitchers these days.  I'm surprised the Yankees haven't traded for Salty yet.  There's been a lot of talk for a couple of years now, what with Jorgie not getting any younger and all.  And Wil Nieves is not the future.  Heck, Chad Moeller is an improvement on Wil Nieves.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 18, 2007 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That's cold,
You owe Ma and Pa Nieves an apology.
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 18, 2007 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so...
Ross is serviceable (if frustrating because of is "all or nothing" ways), and the offense (with Hamilton, not Hopper) is good enough to accept either Ross or a .250-8-40 type catcher.

Pitching is only going to become more expensive as time goes by.  Given his recent return to form, if Arroyo were a free agent at the end of this year (as he was prior to the $25 million two-year extension), he could easily get $15 million a year.

Please don't trade Adam Dunn.

by Paul Householder on Jul 18, 2007 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

um
the reds have had some of the best offense in the majors all of these losing seasons. we don't need offense - we need PITCHING.  why the hell would you trade a guy who you know is going to give you 200 innings for the next three years?  people, we are going to be contenders for the next three years.  you don't fuck with the parts that work.  you fix the broken parts.  we have milton's salary for next year, whomever we get for Lohse, whomever we get for Hatteberg and Conine this year, and Votto, Bailey, and some other young arms for next year.  Why are we going to throw away another year just to let the farm develop?  The farm is fine, too.

Bad, bad move.

by Daedalus on Jul 18, 2007 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Agree...
Although thank goodness we no longer have Milton.

He is off the books as of the end of this year.

Please don't trade Adam Dunn.

by Paul Householder on Jul 18, 2007 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Santana in '09 baby!
Just give the reds the NL Central that year

Santana, Harang, Arroyo, Bailey, Cueto!

"Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed." -Tug McGraw

by Zach K on Jul 18, 2007 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll say what I said the first time this was
brought up:

I don't see why Saltamacchia is such a need here.  Our offense is solid.  We have a great base of 2B and 3B, two outstanding outfielders and one possible star if he can stay healthy, a great prospect at 1B, a decent catcher who should settle into hitting around .250 and isn't a defensive liability...

The only position needs I see at this point are at short and perhaps in the outfield, depending on how Hobbs does.  The needs of this team almost solely lie in pitching.

by Gray on Jul 18, 2007 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree
When you need pitching don't give up one of your best pitchers, Arroyo is not an ace by any means but he is a good 3 or 4 starter. I think the reds need a No.2 starter and two "lights out" relievers.
"Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed." -Tug McGraw

by Zach K on Jul 18, 2007 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno...
...even if you don't think that BA is/ever will be an All-Star quality starter, you must confess that as a "horse" has can often give ya that extra 1-1.3 innings that might give a wooly bullpen some rest.

That said, I think that a solid-hitting catcher allows a lot more to be done with more dynamic  starting line-ups and late-inning pinch-hit situations.

So put me down for "Kucinich."

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 18, 2007 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Kucinich?
"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 18, 2007 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We elves...
...try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 18, 2007 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Vulcan ambassador called too
And asked for our science officer.
Please don't trade Adam Dunn.

by Paul Householder on Jul 18, 2007 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely I'd do it.
I think Salty has the ability to be a .300/.400/.500 player at catcher, and his defense is pretty solid. Throw in that he's cheap for six more years, and I'd do it in a heartbeat.

by Geki on Jul 18, 2007 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Assuming that W.K. has a "master plan"..
...and assuming that Griffey and Dunn will be back for '08 (and assuming, I guess, that they will not be back for '09 and beyond) do you** want to play to win the Central (and perhaps more) in '08?

If so, do you think that moving Homer into the "must be a legitimate number two"-spot next year is a good idea?  I'm guessing you'd have Wayne try to find a decent free agent starter (or two) so that our wack bullpen wouldn't throw up all over itself again and again next year.

It seems that you (and others) may be ready to sort of play out the string with Griffey and Dunn and start looking for titles in 2010 with Hamilton, Harang and Homer (and Salty?), yes?

(Another tangent: Didja hear Davey Johnson interviewed on WLW this evening?)

**you: by "you" I mean not just Geki, but anyone who wants to assume that they too might have a master plan for the Reds.

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 18, 2007 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't really have anything to do with a plan
I'm more of a fan of trading for value rather than trading for need, and in my view, there's no comparison in value between the two. Yes, the Reds offense has been pretty good this year, but there's room for improvement, and I don't think there's a better spot to improve than at the one currently occupied by our .629 OPS catcher. I have nothing against Arroyo, I'm just not sure he's much more than a 4.00 ERA type who, while extended well into the future, isn't really extended at a bargain price or anything. I think he's making about fair market value, and the money freed up from moving him could be used to help extend Dunn as well as sign a suitable replacement for him in the rotation.

But in the end, I'm really just a huge Saltalamacchia fan. I love his bat, his defense is supposed to be more than adequate, and finding a good, productive catcher who can be controlled for six years is not an opportunity that comes along every day.

by Geki on Jul 19, 2007 3:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

After reading the preceding comments:
I'd go for Salty. We need a catcher that can hit with consistency. If he calls a good game and can throw out some runners then by all means go for it.I am a BA fan and I know pitching is hard to find. But I think Bronson has run his course here and might find more success elsewhere, For whatever reasons he just not winning. Trade him now while he's hot.

We need a hitting catcher. And we've got to get at Banger at first base- I think Votto's that guy. In a year or so we'll need a guy to replace or give breathing room for Grif, plus Freel may not be around long either, one too many bonks in the head. Maybe Bruce is the guy for that job. I think we're fine w/Gonzo at shortstop.

So trade Hatte,Bronson,Freel,Conine,and Ross. Get what you can for Castro and DFA Moeller. A competent GM should be able to get some decent pitching somewhere out of that group of available players. We got a couple of prospect on the way Homer and Dumatrait...Who knows, the way things are going we might just get back into the race THIS year.

He was the greatest clutch hitter I've played with/ against.He always seemed to be there at the right time with clutch hitting." -Frank White on George Brett

by Madville on Jul 18, 2007 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey man, P-Mac has us IN the race THIS year!

Off on a slightly related tangent here: Can I have some pundits and experts weigh in on Joey Votto?

I'm getting excited for his arrival but a quick look through this franchise's recent (and not-so-recent) firstbasemen tells me that we haven't had a 25+ HR/100+ RBI man at that spot since Lee May and Tony Perez were doin' it in '74 and earlier.  (That seems like a loooong draught but I guess we did have Mr. Nice Guy playing there during the height of the steroid era.)

I understand that Votto's not likely to put up those kinds of numbers for some time if at all.  But therein lies my question: Will he be capable of 25+/100+?

(I know. I know.  Me and my damned counting stats.)

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 18, 2007 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

We won't know until Votto gets a chance to
experience the show. It may take a a couple of shots  at it before he settle in OR maybe he'll do just fine from the get go. If he isn't slated to be a 25/90+ guy then trade him now. Teach Dunn 1st base and get Jay Bruce up here pronto - he's slated to be a 35/100 if not better. Hal Morris, very nice, Mr. Mayor Sean C. even nicer, Hatteberg, pretty nice guy , none of these guys what we need. We need a BANGER.

If Votto can't then Dunn or Grif goes to first and Bruce is the man.

He was the greatest clutch hitter I've played with/ against.He always seemed to be there at the right time with clutch hitting." -Frank White on George Brett

by Madville on Jul 18, 2007 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Votto...
...is a lot closer to being ready than Bruce.  Jay Bruce may be a 35/100 guy one day, but right now, he's batting .208 in Louisville.  The only reason he's in Louisville is the Bats are desperate for outfielders.
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by BubbaFan on Jul 19, 2007 7:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

We need Arroyo
Who will take his place?  Arroyo is settling down.  Even if reverts to his Boston numbers he was a fine pitcher over there.  Mid 4 ERA and 200+ innings is better then who the Red's would replace him with.  The Red's have two pitchers set in stone Harang, and Arroyo, and Bailey in pencil, and Belisle in invisable ink for 2008.  That leaves one hole for Rameriz, Dumatrait, Livingston, Gosling, Saarloos, free agent, trade, to fill.  I would much rather have to fill one hole in the rotation instead of two.  If Bailey reaches his potential, Arroyo is the number 3 starter.  I would love to have Salty in Cincinnati, but I don't want to hurt the team to get him.  I realize good catching may be harder to find then good pitching, but good pitching is more important.  

by justin0070000 on Jul 18, 2007 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

It would be hard to replace a guy with like 3 wins
in over half a season, but it can be done. I know Arroyo SHOULD have a better record but he doesn't. Trade him while he's hot before he goes into another funk.
He was the greatest clutch hitter I've played with/ against.He always seemed to be there at the right time with clutch hitting." -Frank White on George Brett

by Madville on Jul 18, 2007 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

In 1996 Dave Burba started out like 0-11
with an ERA under 4.  I am not sure if he won a game in the first half.  

Arroyo just doesn't get run support.  Plus the bullpen hasn't helped his cause.  Harang is 10-2, he is an excellent low level ace, but he also has osme of the best rest support in baseball.

by justin0070000 on Jul 19, 2007 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would not make the trade
We need pitching, and I haven't given up on this year, yet.
Reds fan for 40 years!

by gejoe on Jul 18, 2007 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Also...
Did ya'll hear Marty and Cowboy all but call for a new thirdbaseman in '08?

They love them some Keppinger.

They not too fond them some Edwin.

...It was funny that the subject came up during Marty's "questions" for C Trent.

Marty: I wanna know what you think about what I think about this topic, young man.

C Trent:  Mmhmm.  Yeah.  Right.  Umm... I guess I dunno.

Marty:  He's not gonna be here next year.  And neither is that slacker we got on third today.

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 18, 2007 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like EdE is always on the hot seat.
I like him a lot. Yet, I must admit I am interested in seeing how good Keppenger is at the plate over the next couple of months. If he could hit .290 - .310 and play consistent defense he could be an interesting lead off man. Maybe - just maybe - EdE would be better off in an organization where he might be more appreciated. I'm very ambivalent about EdE these days - I WANT him to succeed  - but just don't know if he'll attain the offensive level that we all think (hope)he can reach.
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by Madville on Jul 18, 2007 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Dunn
but I can see why he gets the shit that he does.  I have no idea where this animosity for Edwin comes from.  His defense is light years better than it was last year.  His hitting hasn't been great, but it's been serviceable.  And guaranteed Keppinger isn't going to hit for more power than Edwin (he strikes me as, at best, a Hatteberg type hitter, which is fine.  I love contact guys).  

I'd also like to echo what little Ross love there is here.  Ross won't hit for average like Salty probably will, but he has power.  He calls a good game and his arm is one of the best in the league.  I'm happy to stick with him, particularly if it means holding on to a valuable pitcher like Bronson.  I'm in definite agreement that pitching is the one area where we really must improve.  Those improvements are needed more in the pen, but our starting pitching isn't so deep that you can easily replace what Arroyo gives you.  He's a horse, but it's also time to put that "rubber arm" tag to bed once and for all.  When he gets used to the tune of 129 pitches on back to back outings, he's going to suffer a drop off.  He has seemingly shrugged off those ill effects and is pitching well again, although he (and Matt Cain)provides an excellent case study of why wins are a misleading statistic for a pitcher.

To me, Salty isn't worth breaking up the core of what could really be a great pitching staff.  I am happy to stick with Ross, and hopefully our draft pick this year will progress rapidly.  If we're contending in '08, obviously he won't be of help then, but I think Arroyo and Ross help this team more than Salty and ...?

by Brendanukkah on Jul 18, 2007 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Salty would help but...
I think that the Braves should play him at catcher, so the Reds could get a better look at his ability to call a game.  Him and Ross wouldn't be a bad platoon.  I am of course assuming that he, like most switch hitters, is better against lefties.  If Salty can call a good game and have an average arm I would have absolutly no problem giving up Arroyo.  How would this infield look?
C. Jared S.  (I can't spell his name.)
1B. Joey Votto
2B. Brandon Phillips
3B. Eddie or Keppinger
SS. Alex Gonzalez, or Paul Janish

by redlegrulers on Jul 18, 2007 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Fat Al, may I call you Fat...
yes I did: Didja hear Davey Johnson interviewed on WLW this evening?)

Interesting fellow that Davey. I liked the fact that he supports the idea of every player knowing their role and that the manager has to implement their role opportunities consistently. I also agree with his comments about the manager having to be 'right all the time'. By that I took him to mean that the manager has to be consistent in what he requires from his players. Including their  professional and competitive behavior on the field, in the dugout, in the clubhouse and in the community. I think that Davey has had a lot problems with owners because he demands the same kind of adherence to hard work, competitiveness, openness and consistency from management as he does from himself and his players.Most owners don't care for uppity 'help'.... Oh and his name ain't Johnson for nothing - the man can be a real prick.

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

by Madville on Jul 18, 2007 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember hearing...
..that Marge had a beef with him because he was living with his non-wife girlfriend.

I am sure that there may have been other reasons that he had a "strained relationship" with Reds' management/ownership.  (But then again, maybe not.  We are talking about Marge here.)

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 18, 2007 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Davey..
..but as far liking him in '08... ummm...

Geesh, what's he been doing for the past five, six, seven, eight years?

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw him manager team USA in Havana in person
and we kicked those fucking Cubans asses.  The professor i was traveling with even met Davey Johnson, at his hotel.  

I think Johnson is happy managing team USA because he doesn't have to deal with ownership.  Plus he had problems with star players ego's.  I think he and Griffey would lock horns.  You dont' have that on amatuer teams.

by justin0070000 on Jul 19, 2007 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

while i dont mind this move
it doesnt say a whole lot for krivsky's faith in his No. 1 draft prospect, devin mesoraco, who was supposed to have an offense similar to gary sheffield. he's not exactly tearing up the gulf coast league in his first 14 games, either. he's only got one extra-base hit and an ops of .664.

of course, it's just 14 games and he's an 18-year-old in his first couple weeks of pro ball. i just hope krivsky doesnt suddenly think he made a terrible mistake with him.

Marty may have a shirt on, but Billy Beane just ripped his off and is squeezing his nipples. - Brendan's ukkah

by boobs on Jul 19, 2007 3:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Mesoraco is, at best, three years away.
With a good possibility for more. That, plus the high rate of failure among catcher prospects, means he shouldn't factor into a Salty decision at all. And if Mesoraco does progress quickly, we're in a situation like the Braves are right now, which simply isn't all that bad of a spot to be in.

by Geki on Jul 19, 2007 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let's make a deal.
While I like Arroyo, and I believe his lack of run-support is to blame for most of his loses, I wouldn't pass up a chance to get a catcher/1B that hits for average and has shown some pop already.

Then swing a deal with the Yankees to take Hatteberg and Ross off our hands for Farnsworth and a young starting pitching prospect.

Call up Votto and Dumatrait, and see what our youngsters can do.

No reason to deal Dunn or Griffey. I'd rather deal these vets -- Hatteberg, Weathers, Stanton -- for the future.

by LastRites on Jul 19, 2007 4:16 AM EDT reply actions  

it seems like
a lot of people on here have gotten used to losing and want to throw away next year, too.

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 9:37 AM EDT reply actions  

How is next year any different than this year?
Aside from there being no guarentee that Griffey is able to repeat this year, or that Phillips will continue his progression.
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by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're serious?
why assume that griffey and phillips will suck next year but saltamacchia won't?  we'll have votto's bat in the lineup - how is he different than having a catcher who can hit?  and who's to say that 2007 Ross is the real Ross rather than the 2006 Ross.  and besides, it's not like Ross is totally killing the lineup.  he does have 14 HR and 32 RBI.  i mean, in most everything else he's horrible, but there's no way this is the real Ross.  as statheads say, he's under the mean, or something like that.  last year he was over, so we should get something in between.

there's nothing wrong with the offense and there hasn't been in all of these losing seasons.  but people want to give up a solid pitcher because he had five bad starts in a row because he was abused by his manager?  the last four starts he's shown why they signed him to a long term deal.    don't forget we have three other spots in the rotation to fill.  why would we want to have to fill four?  (see Nationals, Washington.)

fix what's broken - use milton's money for a closer and another dependable arm in the pen.  the rooks in the pen will have a year under their belts.  bring up bailey, livingston, and dumatrait.  cueto is not far away, either.  we're only missing a couple of pieces - no reason to break what works now.  

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, and forgot to add
about hatteberg and conine - they could bring something decent this year.  i don't want to lose scotty, but...

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree
Bring Bailey back in mid August, let him finish the season in teh Big's no matter how he preforms, so he can get big league experiance for next season.  If the Red's can afford it, that is a big if, add one mid level pitcher to the rotation, and two good arms to the bullpen.  If Weathers is the middle reliever in the 7th, there is a quality setup man in the 8th, and a good closer for the 9th, Coutlangus will be better, Burton can go to AAA and work things out, next season may or may not be better for Coffey, and I like Bill Bray, if he can ever get healthy.  Plus I like Brad Salmon.

by justin0070000 on Jul 19, 2007 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

RE: the big "IF"
I like your little plan and your optimistic outlook but we've to remember (Daedalus?) that just a few months ago this team was trying to squeeze Spring Training square pegs into MLB roster round holes.  And (boobs?) I don't think they were doing it because Paul Wilson is a nice guy and because Dustin Hermanson is a nice guy from Springfield.  They were doing it to try to save some caysh.

Everybody loves Jesus's Sunbeam in centerfield but he's there in some part because the Reds' current ownership/management group is always looking for bargains.

I don't have a problem with this approach just like I don't have a problem with the guy in the park that picks through the trash cans in hopes of finding some increasingly unpopular aluminum cans.

Actually, I do have a small problem with that.  I always think, "Geez man, are you sure that your time might not be better spent elsewhere following a different plan?"

And then the Libertarian in me thinks, "C'mon now. Those cans were going to a landfill and he's free to collect them for some spare change if he wants to." (Man Mountain?)

And then the pragmatic George Will-Republican economist in me thinks, "Yeah, I know. I know.  But is that really freedom?  Is he really any more free than the dude with a bus pass and a job cookin' fries at Wendy's saving up for some new X-box games to play with his sons?"

I dunno.

Wayne, are you following any of this?

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal says Bronson is not available.
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7038054?MSNHPHMA

The Reds are almost certain to move right-hander Kyle Lohse, but they're telling clubs that neither right-hander Bronson Arroyo nor right-hander Aaron Harang is available. Arroyo has produced five straight quality starts, lowering his ERA from 5.14 to 4.51. Both he and Harang are signed to reasonable salaries through 2010 with club options for '11 . . .

Also in the same article a bit about Adam Dunn.

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by MixFMKyle on Jul 19, 2007 10:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn. And I had just finished screen-printing...
..three dozen "SALTY IS THE SNACKS!" t-shirts for all my friends here at Red Reporter.
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

His At-Bat Song at GABP
could have been "Suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls" from The Chef on South Park.
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by MixFMKyle on Jul 19, 2007 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

One of the best south parks of all time
"Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed." -Tug McGraw

by Zach K on Jul 19, 2007 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

yay!
cuz rosenthal is always much more right than olney.  wait, what?

i can't wait until august 1.

by Daedalus on Jul 19, 2007 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can!
Please No Jac Jones and Sean Marshall for Dunn and Loshe Trade!
"Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed." -Tug McGraw

by Zach K on Jul 19, 2007 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chew on this (for breakfast)..
from the Boston Herald:

  ...There is a potential deal to be made here, but the price could be high.

The Reds. Sure, Ken Griffey Jr. would look nice in that No. 5 hole, but he is also signed for next year ($12.5 million) and has had lots of injury problems. Still, Cincinnati is always looking to move money and might have some interest in the cost-controlled Coco Crisp [stats], as well as prospects.

    The Reds also have bullpen help to move in David Weathers, but can't the Sox do better?

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Better than Stormy?
Those Boston people aren't very smart are they.

Don't they know he should have been an all-star?

"Give them this: they never let the fact that only half of what they posted was funny stop them from posting still more." - Rastronomicals

by chandrathan on Jul 19, 2007 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Sox fans are a different breed.
"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.
The next time a Red Sox fan's ego starts to intimidate you, just imagine them naked sitting between these two:

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 19, 2007 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That picture
Makes me want to hit him and steal her computer.
"I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs, and four-thousand hits." - Pete Rose

by BK on Jul 19, 2007 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right.
Today's breakfast cereals have a lot going for them but there's just something inauthentic about them.

"This may be representative of my nature as a middle American jerk-off." ~Pops

by Fat Vegas Alan on Jul 22, 2007 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

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