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After several days

of sleeping next to my indegenous Aftrican Funerial figure (which took 3 days to carve!) I've yet to be contacted by Alan.
As you may recall, Funerial figures are carved in the likeess of the recently departed and then set at the sleeping site of the oldest (by age) memeber of the comunity's bed so that he/she could be available to recieve instruction from the recently departed in dreams. Either Alan isn't DEAD or my fetish isn't working. Anyone heard from Al, he said I could call him Al?

And who is this alan 2 ?

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