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fixin the pen

Hi Guys, Wayne Krivsky here and I need your help.  As you may have noticed our bullpen is blowing more things than Paris Hilton.  But before I grab up every DFA that can hurl a tin can, I thought I would get the insight of some delightful bloggers.  So here is the task -- stabalize the pen to reach the All-Star break.

-You get THREE moves, no more, no less.
(Any number or mixture of Trade, Signing, Call Ups, etc.)

-If a trade or signing requires someone to be demoted, called-up, or released it counts as one move.

-Shifting a player from Rotation-Bullpen is a free move.

-You cannot add to the payroll.

-You cannot dump Milton.

-Trades can involve position players, but don't leave any defensive holes.

-Trades should be reasonable for both sides -honor system applies.

-You must have 12 pitchers at all times.

-Assume Someday Eddie is on the DL until the All Star Break.

-Assume Bray, Burton, and Ramirez are healthy.

-Remember Burton is a Rule-5.

-Adhere to 40 man roster rules, if you don't know them ask my annoying intern Bill.

-100 bonus points for adding a third catcher.

Then vote to help me decide what to wear when I proudly present your transactions.

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