So I don't really know what to make of this. Here's ESPN''s new fantasy baseball TV commercial:

They've created a fake heavy metal supergroup called Iron Diamond (here's their myspace page.

For those keeping score at home, Iron Diamond consists of John Kruk singing (dressed like Meatloaf visiting his dominatrix), Peter Gammons playing a guitar shaped like home plate, Joe Borowski playing a keytar, Gary Sheffield on drums, Geddy Lee of Rush on bass (???) and our boy Bronson Arroyo on guitar and backup vocals (or course). Also appearing is a chorus that looks to be Jennie Finch, Buster Olney, Matt Berry and Eric Karabel. And Billy the Marlin.

Again, I just have no idea what to make of this.