I saw this link off of Deadspin... http://sweethomesports.com/cubs/?p=5
Another ignorant and delussional (yet serious) Cubs fan decided to save everyone some time, and break down the NL Central for us. Check it out if you'd like a laugh.
At one point he referred to Freddy Sanchez as "Freddy Guzman" and Prince Fielder as "Cecil Fielder Jr." (both have since been corrected.) He also dropped this beaut about the Reds that is still up....
"Not much more needs to be said outside the fact that their projected starting shortstop is Alex Gonzalez. Yes, the same Alex Gonzalez who should be on the Mt. Rushmore of Cub failure, right next to Leon Durham, Bartman, and Kerry Wood. He blew the double play after the Bartman incident that would have ended the inning, and stopped any damage in advance."
Ah Cubs fans... got to love to hate them.