Dusty Baker is the man!
I am very excited by this latest move from the Cincinnati Reds. The hiring of Dusty Baker was the coup of the century! You will all be very happy about this move let me tell you. Do you understand? You will all be very happy about this move.
Do you know how many other teams wanted to hire Dusty this year? Well.... I'm sure it was a lot. But Dusty wanted the Reds and the Reds wanted Dusty. This was in the plans now for a few years, which may go a long way toward explaining why Dusty apparently tanked his last two years in Chicago. I mean... come on! You don't go hiring, and then firing, a guy like Jerry Narron without a really good plan in place. Now we see that plan in all its brilliant glory.
Some really stupid people may claim that Dusty can't handle pitchers. Well... those people are stupid. Kerry Woods was a terrible pitcher with terrible form and Mark Prior was a hypochondriac. You can't blame that on Dusty. Other even stupider people say that Dusty doesn't like young players. As someone much wiser than me once said, Dusty was a ball player for 19 years. Of course he likes young ball players. He just never had any good ones to manage. Now he has good ones in Cincinnati. The best ones.
Its a new day in Cincinnati and the sun is also rising and for whom the bell tolls is the rest of the National League Central. I mean... who would you want to manage your team - a guy who has already won his World Series or a guy who hasn't won his yet? I know my answer.
And I know yours too!
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Kool Aid, you ignored rule #1
by jacob brumfield on Oct 16, 2007 4:23 PM EDT reply actions
but no one could stop
by jacob brumfield on Oct 16, 2007 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
My diary is different
As will everyone.
by Kool Aid Man on Oct 16, 2007 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The other diary IS getting rather cumbersome.

(I don't live in Cincinnati and I hadn't yet seen any pics or video on ESPN or whatnot. I thought maybe some folks might be a bit "in the dark" like me.)
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 16, 2007 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I knew you would
by Kool Aid Man on Oct 16, 2007 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I see you working.
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 16, 2007 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah....
by Kool Aid Man on Oct 16, 2007 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Not if you...
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 16, 2007 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
very rarely
oh he was just warming up
That's Racist!
by chandrathan on Oct 16, 2007 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry I wasn't on here earlier...
by chandrathan on Oct 16, 2007 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Reminds me...
Do you think this means that our cracker outfielders will get more time off in July and August?
by Fat Vegas Alan on Oct 16, 2007 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Koolaid man, I have a message for you!!!
he's going to beat me with a belt
he's not going to believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here
you stupid idiot
yeah coming through the wall is real fucking cool
coming through the front door is cool
don't touch me you drink!
don't touch me you giant beverage
you are sweating or condescending
I will kick you in the tights and you will go down you're very top heavy
you glass bitch you glass bastard
Koolaid man: "Oh yeah"
oh no!!!
naughty!!! naught!!! koolaid!!

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