So what if I've got a dirty mind

OK. I couldn't resist. I started thinking about Dick Pole ("You said 'Dick.'" "Heh heh, well you said 'Pole.'") being pitching coach, walking out to the mound to have a conversation with Jon Coutlangus, and my mind went to all sorts of sordid directions, like hoping one would get uniform number six and the other number nine, a la that picture of Bob Uecker in Catcher In The Wry.

So I of course wondered who among the broadcast team was going to snicker the first time he had to say, "Dick Pole going down, I mean, out to the mound to have a word with Coutlangus."